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(KPHO Phoenix)   So, uh...Joseph was all 'bootstrappy' and the Hollywood pro-gay liberals wanted Alaska's money for Obamacare because the anti-Christian Nazarenes were all, "ok", so, that's why Mary, who cherished the 2nd Amendment, didn't abort Jesus *wink*   (kpho.com) divider line 76
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2013-03-12 07:26:54 AM  
I suspect it won't even be that literate unless she gets a ghostwriter.
 
2013-03-12 07:34:34 AM  
Geeze, I thought the coloring book market was already flooded.
 
2013-03-12 08:04:17 AM  
did she run out of money already?

im so glad this woman is basically out of the news now. man. 4 year embarassment.

how can alaskans stand the shame?
 
2013-03-12 08:06:13 AM  
i560.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-12 08:09:49 AM  

doyner: Geeze, I thought the coloring book market was already flooded.


it will be written like a Choose Your Own Adventure, except all endings end with the rapture
 
2013-03-12 08:10:04 AM  
Eh. You can make a case that historically the emphasis on peace on earth and good will towards men arises as a result of the injection of Christian theology into the Saturnalia celebration. In this way Christ is the reason for Christmas.
 
2013-03-12 08:13:16 AM  

Speaker2Animals: I suspect it won't even be that literate unless she gets a ghostwriter.


The funny part is that I know some far right conservatives who will lap this up, because Palin is a 'brilliant woman' who got 'black balled' by the 'libtard press'.
 
2013-03-12 08:15:35 AM  
Dear Dummy:
So Christmas is marginalized? It's too commercial, but ALSO doesn't get enough attention? Based on the title of your little book there, you must be one of those morons who, upon being wished a chipper "happy holidays!" from a store clerk, responds with a terse, "You mean  Merry Christmas." But no. I don't mean Merry Christmas. Because I don't know what religion you are. And there are other religions celebrating high holidays this time of year. Perhaps you think it might be a good idea if we all wore symbols on our clothes, maybe patches of different colors, that would identify our religion so that we can clearly see that someone is different. You know who else did that? Someone who was far worse than you but still managed to win a national election.
Signed,
Everyone
 
2013-03-12 08:16:42 AM  
FTFA: The former Republican vice presidential candidate and Alaska governor has a deal with HarperCollins for "A Happy Holiday IS a Merry Christmas," scheduled for November. HarperCollins announced Monday that the book will criticize the "over-commercialism" and "homogenization" of Christmas and call for a renewed emphasis on the religious importance.

Great! I guess this means she will be discussing all of the religious holidays that occur during the end of December, then? Because Christmas is actually outnumbered by other, much older holidays, that deserve just as much reverence... if you believe in such things, anyway.
 
2013-03-12 08:19:18 AM  
This will be a fun, festive, thought provoking book

Somehow, I really, really, REALLY doubt that.
 
2013-03-12 08:20:55 AM  
jeezus, can a brutha get a flow chart?
 
2013-03-12 08:21:12 AM  
HOW CAN WE MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
 
2013-03-12 08:24:07 AM  

Speaker2Animals: I suspect it won't even be that literate unless she gets a ghostwriter.


Her other book was ghostwritten, why wouldn't this one be, too?
 
2013-03-12 08:24:15 AM  

Speaker2Animals: I suspect it won't even be that literate unless she gets a ghostwriter.


Ann Coulter?
 
2013-03-12 08:28:57 AM  

MadMonk: Speaker2Animals: I suspect it won't even be that literate unless she gets a ghostwriter.

Ann Coulter?


Ayn Rand.
 
2013-03-12 08:29:11 AM  
It's a Christmas book.
About how Christians should be more Christian on Christmas.
By somebody famous.

Cha-ching.
 
2013-03-12 08:37:38 AM  
Yeah, whatever.
 
2013-03-12 08:38:32 AM  
"Oh that! Yes that IS a reindeer! I bagged him last year on a killing spree....er....expedition.  It was him or me. Nice trophy huh? Too bad about that funky nose huh?  Strangely around December it turns into a soothing red nightlight.".
 
2013-03-12 08:42:05 AM  

MadMonk: Speaker2Animals: I suspect it won't even be that literate unless she gets a ghostwriter.

Ann Coulter?


He's busy
 
2013-03-12 08:46:11 AM  
And many more!
 
2013-03-12 08:54:50 AM  
So, who's writing the book and will she color the pictures herself or have them ghost-colored? I hear Dan Quayle needs a bit of work.
 
2013-03-12 08:54:52 AM  

WinoRhino: responds with a terse, "You mean  Merry Christmas."


I always say, Oh, really? I thought you were Jewish. I mean you LOOK Jewish. Aren't you a Jew?
C'mon. you can tell me. You're a Jew, right?
I mean, people must tell you that all of the time.
Right?
 
2013-03-12 08:55:00 AM  
Sarah Palin: making Alaska look bad since 2008.
 
2013-03-12 08:57:15 AM  
I though the god of the Jews only wanted One book.
 
2013-03-12 09:03:21 AM  

Speaker2Animals: I suspect it won't even be that literate unless she gets a ghostwriter.


She has a ghost writer for twitter. I am not kidding.
 
2013-03-12 09:28:45 AM  
The jealousy of this woman on FARK is astounding.... and amusing
 
2013-03-12 09:29:40 AM  
"This will be a fun, festive, thought provoking book,...."

Um, no, no it won't be.
 
2013-03-12 09:33:08 AM  
This war on Christmas is mostly in Conservatives' heads. I know they have an addiction to war to feed. I can only imagine they have to fan the flames on their own made up wars now that Obama is in office and they have to officially disagree with any war we're in until a Republican takes office.
 
2013-03-12 09:36:03 AM  

Joe Blowme: The jealousy of this woman on FARK is astounding.... and amusing


It isn't jealousy. It is sheer, unadulterated contempt for a functionally illiterate, bible thumping airhead twit of the highest order who was once taken seriously by the church ladies and their brownshirt husbands.
 
2013-03-12 09:38:00 AM  
Maybe they should stop pulling there wargear out in September. Gives their enemy to much warning that they are coming to attack.

Plus, war veterans need to stop letting Walmart puke the xmas aisle all over their law.
 
2013-03-12 09:49:38 AM  

Deathfrogg: Joe Blowme: The jealousy of this woman on FARK is astounding.... and amusing

It isn't jealousy. It is sheer, unadulterated contempt for a functionally illiterate, bible thumping airhead twit of the highest order who was once taken seriously by the church ladies and their brownshirt husbands.


She has accomplished more than you ever will, just admit you hate her and move on with your life. Does it make you fell like you life is not such a waste if you belittle others? Do you even know what illiterate means? I only ask because it does not apply here in the real world to this woman but maybe it does in yours where you ride rainbow farting unicorns.

/jealousy is a biatch
 
2013-03-12 09:58:05 AM  
There is a War on Christmas, and it's the rightards who are waging it.
 
2013-03-12 09:59:18 AM  

Uncle Tractor: [i560.photobucket.com image 512x512]


i560.photobucket.com

Whoah dude! My uncle used one of those. Said it was the best acid he ever had.
 
2013-03-12 09:59:37 AM  
HarperCollins announced Monday that the book will criticize the "over-commercialism" and "homogenization" of Christmas and call for a renewed emphasis on the religious importance.

I can only assume the book will be free then.
 
2013-03-12 10:03:07 AM  
Sarah Palin is writing a book?  I didn't know that she could even read one.

Maybe Joseph will take Mary to Bethlehem on the back of a dinosaur.....or something.
 
2013-03-12 10:05:43 AM  

Joe Blowme: Deathfrogg: Joe Blowme: The jealousy of this woman on FARK is astounding.... and amusing

It isn't jealousy. It is sheer, unadulterated contempt for a functionally illiterate, bible thumping airhead twit of the highest order who was once taken seriously by the church ladies and their brownshirt husbands.

She has accomplished more than you ever will, just admit you hate her and move on with your life. Does it make you fell like you life is not such a waste if you belittle others? Do you even know what illiterate means? I only ask because it does not apply here in the real world to this woman but maybe it does in yours where you ride rainbow farting unicorns.

/jealousy is a biatch


Hey Joe Blow me, wait, sorry....Hey Joeblowme,
You've been at the Kool-Aid again haven't you?
www.the-peoples-forum.com
 
2013-03-12 10:09:06 AM  
A Christmas Story... anything written after that is not needed.
 
2013-03-12 10:09:59 AM  

Trucker: Sarah Palin is writing a book?  I didn't know that she could even read one.

Maybe Joseph will take Mary to Bethlehem on the back of a dinosaur.....or something.


No no... she's not writing it.  It's just her first book that from start to finish she stayed within the lines.
 
2013-03-12 10:15:27 AM  

Joe Blowme: Deathfrogg: Joe Blowme: The jealousy of this woman on FARK is astounding.... and amusing

It isn't jealousy. It is sheer, unadulterated contempt for a functionally illiterate, bible thumping airhead twit of the highest order who was once taken seriously by the church ladies and their brownshirt husbands.

She has accomplished more than you ever will, just admit you hate her and move on with your life. Does it make you fell like you life is not such a waste if you belittle others? Do you even know what illiterate means? I only ask because it does not apply here in the real world to this woman but maybe it does in yours where you ride rainbow farting unicorns.

/jealousy is a biatch


What has she accomplished exactly?

As mayor of a small, backwater white-trash town in rural Alaska, she stole a mans land and borrowed several tens of millions of dollars on the city's credit to build a near professional class hockey arena on that land, hiring one of her husbands friends to do the construction. The city is on the hook for all that money, and has no chance of ever paying it back.

As Governor of the State, she hired her best high school friend as a professional staffer to do her job whilst she jet-setted around the State and the country on the taxpayers dime, charged the State for rent on her own house while she held the office and for the cost of the commute to the State capitol, to do the job that she had absolutely no psychological or academic qualifications for. Then she quit the job halfway through her first term when it became obvious she was expected to perform actual work within the function of her position as Governor.

As a candidate for Vice-President, she illustrated to the whole world, her inability to comprehend simple questions, provide any background knowledge whatsoever of the purpose of the office she was running for or even the basic functions and interactions of the various branches of Government. She had zero knowledge whatsoever of the Constitution, or of the basic purpose of the Rule of Law.

She knows no history, nor does she care to, nor has she ever demonstrated an ability to comprehend any source material beyond the third grade level.

She was a joke candidate, and remember, she was still considered a better candidate than Mitt Romney, who had paid zero taxes on a nearly $30 million annual income for over 11 years by hooking up with his religion's tax exemptions and hiding it in secret offshore bank accounts. Money that he had made by helping the Columbian cocaine cartels launder through the New York Stock Exchange and the NASDAQ index.
 
2013-03-12 10:19:22 AM  

RoboZombie: Joe Blowme: Deathfrogg: Joe Blowme: The jealousy of this woman on FARK is astounding.... and amusing

It isn't jealousy. It is sheer, unadulterated contempt for a functionally illiterate, bible thumping airhead twit of the highest order who was once taken seriously by the church ladies and their brownshirt husbands.

She has accomplished more than you ever will, just admit you hate her and move on with your life. Does it make you fell like you life is not such a waste if you belittle others? Do you even know what illiterate means? I only ask because it does not apply here in the real world to this woman but maybe it does in yours where you ride rainbow farting unicorns.

/jealousy is a biatch

Hey Joe Blow me, wait, sorry....Hey Joeblowme,
You've been at the Kool-Aid again haven't you?
[www.the-peoples-forum.com image 500x500]


Look! Another jealous keyboard monkey

So when was your last stint as a mayor? Or governor? But yea, she sure is dumb... amirite?
 
2013-03-12 10:21:29 AM  

Joe Blowme: Deathfrogg: Joe Blowme: The jealousy of this woman on FARK is astounding.... and amusing

It isn't jealousy. It is sheer, unadulterated contempt for a functionally illiterate, bible thumping airhead twit of the highest order who was once taken seriously by the church ladies and their brownshirt husbands.

She has accomplished more than you ever will, just admit you hate her and move on with your life. Does it make you fell like you life is not such a waste if you belittle others? Do you even know what illiterate means? I only ask because it does not apply here in the real world to this woman but maybe it does in yours where you ride rainbow farting unicorns.

/jealousy is a biatch


Can't tell if trolling. But leave the "You're just jealous!" defense to 10 year old bratty little sisters, it's embarrassing to see a grown man using it.
 
2013-03-12 10:22:23 AM  

Deathfrogg: What has she accomplished exactly?


1000 x more than you ever will, hence your insane jealousy. Its ok, maybe mommy will make you some coco with tiny marshmallows and let you stay up past your bedtime tonight.
 
2013-03-12 10:24:24 AM  

browntimmy: Joe Blowme: Deathfrogg: Joe Blowme: The jealousy of this woman on FARK is astounding.... and amusing

It isn't jealousy. It is sheer, unadulterated contempt for a functionally illiterate, bible thumping airhead twit of the highest order who was once taken seriously by the church ladies and their brownshirt husbands.

She has accomplished more than you ever will, just admit you hate her and move on with your life. Does it make you fell like you life is not such a waste if you belittle others? Do you even know what illiterate means? I only ask because it does not apply here in the real world to this woman but maybe it does in yours where you ride rainbow farting unicorns.

/jealousy is a biatch

Can't tell if trolling. But leave the "You're just jealous!" defense to 10 year old bratty little sisters, it's embarrassing to see a grown man using it.


But can I still use the "illiterate airhead twit" attack of 6 year olds? What about "poopy head"? Can i use that too?
 
2013-03-12 10:24:25 AM  

Deathfrogg: she was still considered a better candidate than Mitt Romney, who had paid zero taxes on a nearly $30 million annual income for over 11 years by hooking up with his religion's tax exemptions and hiding it in secret offshore bank accounts. Money that he had made by helping the Columbian cocaine cartels launder through the New York Stock Exchange and the NASDAQ index.


Mitt lost because the god of the Jews hates Mormans.
 
2013-03-12 10:25:59 AM  
I still get a kick out of how conservatives think "What do you read?" is a deceptive "gotcha" question.
 
2013-03-12 10:29:57 AM  

browntimmy: I still get a kick out of how conservatives think "What do you read?" is a deceptive "gotcha" question.


Thats because they putting a comma into the question. Reading is something dirty communists and liberals do because they think they're so smrt.
 
2013-03-12 10:30:27 AM  

vudukungfu: WinoRhino: responds with a terse, "You mean  Merry Christmas."

I always say, Oh, really? I thought you were Jewish. I mean you LOOK Jewish. Aren't you a Jew?
C'mon. you can tell me. You're a Jew, right?
I mean, people must tell you that all of the time.
Right?


oh hurry up December, so I can use this.
 
2013-03-12 10:31:39 AM  
D'oh. Typing edit fail...
 
2013-03-12 10:32:13 AM  

Joe Blowme: Look! Another jealous keyboard monkey


She's not going to sleep with you.
 
2013-03-12 10:32:59 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Joe Blowme: Look! Another jealous keyboard monkey

She's not going to sleep with you.


But her kid might. Just bring an illustrated Bible and a teddy bear.
 
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