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(Yahoo)   The latest weird baseball injury: The A's Michael Taylor cuts his hand while throwing away his chewing gum   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 10
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2013-03-12 08:18:16 AM
Baseball players, what can't they do.
 
2013-03-12 08:26:23 AM

fatalvenom: Baseball players, what can't they do.


Finish an AL East game in under 3 hours.
 
2013-03-12 09:19:59 AM

UNC_Samurai: fatalvenom: Baseball players, what can't they do.

Finish an AL East game in under 3 hours.


Not be out 6-8 weeks with a scraped elbow.
 
2013-03-12 09:36:42 AM

UNC_Samurai: fatalvenom: Baseball players, what can't they do.

Finish an AL East game in under 3 hours.


The Yankees are getting old.  It takes them longer to hobble out to the field.
 
2013-03-12 09:40:22 AM
Right up there ahead of soccer, baseball has the most pathetic injuries.

Rugby players look on unimpressed and lone-testicled.
 
2013-03-12 09:51:48 AM
"Rugby players look on unimpressed and lone-testicled."Because rugby and baseball require the exact same skill set. Oh, wait...Fact is that when people say stuff like this, they make it glaringly obvious they don't play these types of sports, where a cut on your hand can get reopened just by throwing at your standard strength./except soccer, stop flailing pansies!//totes sarcasm, soccer fans.
 
2013-03-12 10:08:15 AM

JOHN MCENROE MY CHILDHOOD NEMESIS: "Rugby players look on unimpressed and lone-testicled."Because rugby and baseball require the exact same skill set. Oh, wait...Fact is that when people say stuff like this, they make it glaringly obvious they don't play these types of sports, where a cut on your hand can get reopened just by throwing at your standard strength./except soccer, stop flailing pansies!//totes sarcasm, soccer fans.


I would've just gone with "players losing testicles relatively frequently in your sport is not much of a selling point."
 
2013-03-12 10:23:14 AM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Right up there ahead of soccer, baseball has the most pathetic injuries.

Rugby players look on unimpressed and lone-testicled.


Not to mention poor.
 
2013-03-12 11:57:59 AM

JOHN MCENROE MY CHILDHOOD NEMESIS: "Rugby players look on unimpressed and lone-testicled."Because rugby and baseball require the exact same skill set. Oh, wait...Fact is that when people say stuff like this, they make it glaringly obvious they don't play these types of sports, where a cut on your hand can get reopened just by throwing at your standard strength./except soccer, stop flailing pansies!//totes sarcasm, soccer fans.


Having played more baseball than rugby I appreciate how much of an impact seemingly minor injuries can have on one's performance. I was more-so riffing on how run-of-the-mill some ball players' injuries can be yet still keep them out of game(s). Soccer was a bad comparison, I just threw it in to rile up flopper fans.
 
2013-03-13 10:51:22 AM
If it's not an injury that happens as a result of engaging in (activity), it is not a (same activity) injury.
 
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