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(Daily Mail)   FBI calls the Juggalos a violent gang comparable to the Crips or Latin Kings. Next, the Feds will be investigating Browncoats, who may be Nazi sympathizers because of the way they dress   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 70
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2013-03-12 07:23:25 AM  
Even the Crips don't bury their children in styrofoam coolers with gang symbols on it.
 
2013-03-12 07:50:21 AM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

Not amused.
 
2013-03-12 07:53:05 AM  
This is an old story Daily Fail, get with it
 
2013-03-12 07:56:33 AM  
I can take any juggalo in a fight, with a single whirling razzmatazz wheelhouse smash kick I'd fark their shiat up yo. Come at me juggs
 
2013-03-12 07:57:12 AM  
Wow, the blue bellies went full retard
 
2013-03-12 08:06:52 AM  
What a bunch of pussies! I was expecting to read an article about how they thought this was funny and were proud of it. Shine one light on these twerps and they scatter and stutter out "B...B...But w-w-weeeeee were just kidding! We won't hurt anyone in reeeeeal life officer!"
 
2013-03-12 08:11:09 AM  
Daily Fail, with sweat and dead mans balls
 
2013-03-12 08:13:36 AM  
From the Weeners:  "...The local sheriff was pulling cars over constantly and searched my son's car while he was on his way home from work, he didn't even go to the concert."

Sounds like it's the godmamn COPS are the ones that are the danger here. I wonder how many charges resulted from this fishing expedition?

And, the FBI by definition is an organization based mostly on the paranoia of a bunch of "suits", who have a history of labeling musicians as terrorists - eg John Lennon,

Farkin' Civil Rights - HOW DO THEY WORK?
 
2013-03-12 08:15:24 AM  
As someone who deals with kids every day I have to say this is silly and sad at the same time. The teen juggalos I have met are no different than those of us in the 80s with green hair or who listened to Cannibal Corpse or dressed up to go to Rocky Horror. They stand out in a crowd, are fans of bad self-important music and like to party. The FBI is just being an old man shouting at people to get off their lawn. Why must we criminalize children just because they're "wierd"?
 
2013-03-12 08:16:27 AM  
Sure the Juggaloos are tough, but I'll tell you who you don't want to mess with...
oaklandasdays.typepad.com
 
2013-03-12 08:17:26 AM  
Sorry your feelings are hurt, subbalo.
 
2013-03-12 08:17:40 AM  
What gang colors might look like, according to an FBI source:

media.fanfire.com
 
2013-03-12 08:20:04 AM  
juggalo = another retarded freaking teenager crying out into the darkness for freedom and to be Unique....just like the rest of them.

Jeebus save us from the new threat...what?  Oh, they're just like every other teenage retard since the history of, well...history.

/qualifying statement, I owned a couple of these teenage morons....  so, you know..  I can make fun of them.
 
2013-03-12 08:22:20 AM  

LovingTeacher: As someone who deals with kids every day I have to say this is silly and sad at the same time. The teen juggalos I have met are no different than those of us in the 80s with green hair or who listened to Cannibal Corpse or dressed up to go to Rocky Horror. They stand out in a crowd, are fans of bad self-important music and like to party. The FBI is just being an old man shouting at people to get off their lawn. Why must we criminalize children just because they're "wierd"?


canitbesaturdaynow.com
 
2013-03-12 08:25:14 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: This is an old story Daily Fail, get with it


Yup. That grass is stomped flat.
 
2013-03-12 08:25:18 AM  
the only reason the juggalos get this kind of negative attention is because they have a name for their group and can be identified because of it.  i would think fans of a band like cannibal corpse might attract equal amounts of negative attention, but cannibal corpse fans don't have a name for their group and don't advertise their fandom like juggalos do.  since law enforcement is incredibly lazy, of course they'll go after the fan group that identifies itself.  cops aren't going to investigate cannibal corpse fans because they would actually have to do work to figure out who the fans actually are.
 
2013-03-12 08:26:52 AM  

LovingTeacher: As someone who deals with kids every day I have to say this is silly and sad at the same time. The teen juggalos I have met are no different than those of us in the 80s with green hair or who listened to Cannibal Corpse or dressed up to go to Rocky Horror. They stand out in a crowd, are fans of bad self-important music and like to party. The FBI is just being an old man shouting at people to get off their lawn. Why must we criminalize children just because they're "wierd"?


Ten most violent juggalo attacks, including murders, necrophilia, veteran stabbing...:


10 Most Violent Juggalo Attacks Ever
 
2013-03-12 08:31:14 AM  

Occam's Taser: Sure the Juggaloos are tough, but I'll tell you who you don't want to mess with...
[oaklandasdays.typepad.com image 252x252]


It's hard not to.  They're in the air and everywhere.  Eventually you're bound to have a run in.
 
2013-03-12 08:32:37 AM  

LovingTeacher: As someone who deals with kids every day I have to say this is silly and sad at the same time. The teen juggalos I have met are no different than those of us in the 80s with green hair or who listened to Cannibal Corpse or dressed up to go to Rocky Horror. They stand out in a crowd, are fans of bad self-important music and like to party. The FBI is just being an old man shouting at people to get off their lawn. Why must we criminalize children just because they're "wierd"?


Their shows are quite another thing entirely different from 80's kids.

The crowds grow so unruly they have advised artists performing at their own shows not to go on, for fear of being assaulted.

Of course, they all take place up in the woods out where police won't show up.

Drugs are not only exchanged openly, but in volume.

Yes, kiddie juggalos in high school are harmless kids.

The juggalos organizing their "family events" are much less harmless then a bunch of kids.

/what a shiat band regardless
 
2013-03-12 08:34:53 AM  
FBI, how do they work?
 
2013-03-12 08:35:54 AM  

r0cj07p: What gang colors might look like, according to an FBI source:

[media.fanfire.com image 500x500]


HAHA, oh wait, these guys need to constantly invent new "threats" to justify their budgets...

scary
 
2013-03-12 08:38:29 AM  
The real shame here is that anyone would lend credence to a shiatrag like the dailyfail by linking a story. Wake up, people and stop clicking on their links.
 
2013-03-12 08:40:01 AM  

Tommy Moo: What a bunch of pussies! I was expecting to read an article about how they thought this was funny and were proud of it. Shine one light on these twerps and they scatter and stutter out "B...B...But w-w-weeeeee were just kidding! We won't hurt anyone in reeeeeal life officer!"


You obviously haven't considered what it would mean when anybody anywhere who happens to own a single ICP cd is considered by the FBI to be a gang member.
 
2013-03-12 08:40:25 AM  
As much as I hate to criticize the younger generations weirdness, as they are no different in that regard from their parents or even their grandparents, I will say this. The Juggs are the guys that show up at a metal show, pal up with the Straight Edge assholes, and start breaking up the place when they are asked to leave after one of them shoves a bouncer from behind for enforcing the age limit or rejecting a home-printed ID card at the door. I've seen 26 year old guys with a drunk 11-12 year old girl in tow, all gooped up with that clown makeup shiat try to start something with the biggest bouncer in town for not letting her into the Greenroom to "meet the band".
 
2013-03-12 08:52:19 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Sorry your feelings are hurt, subbalo.


Now, why would you think Subby was a jugglo?

Can one not see the stupidity of the feds without being part of the group they're using this week to justify their existence?
 
2013-03-12 08:53:16 AM  

Occam's Taser: Sure the Juggaloos are tough, but I'll tell you who you don't want to mess with...
[oaklandasdays.typepad.com image 252x252]


They're in the air and everywhere!
 
2013-03-12 08:56:37 AM  
Many FBI agents are Mormons, right?
That explains quite a lot.
 
2013-03-12 09:18:16 AM  

BowtoMogul: Tommy Moo: What a bunch of pussies! I was expecting to read an article about how they thought this was funny and were proud of it. Shine one light on these twerps and they scatter and stutter out "B...B...But w-w-weeeeee were just kidding! We won't hurt anyone in reeeeeal life officer!"

You obviously haven't considered what it would mean when anybody anywhere who happens to own a single ICP cd is considered by the FBI to be a gang member.


Except that's not the conclusion the FBI had come to. They said that an extreme faction of the group had splintered off into hooliganism, and was worth keeping an eye on. This doesn't mean some dillweed who smokes pot and paints his face a couple of times per year is going to have black helicopters circling above his shiatty apartment.
 
2013-03-12 09:23:32 AM  

Tommy Moo: This doesn't mean some dillweed who smokes pot and paints his face a couple of times per year is going to have black helicopters circling above his shiatty apartment.


I think many of us here can agree however, that it still needs to be done
 
2013-03-12 09:33:07 AM  
TFA:  They counter-sued using the FOIA

I don't think that means what you think it means.
 
2013-03-12 10:00:04 AM  
A Puyallup (WA) cop had a license plate pulled because he agreed.
 
2013-03-12 10:06:50 AM  
Waterheads? Wiggers? Obese? Poor? Sure. Gangsters? Doubtful. Though these retards likely also think that gang culture is cool. Shoot them all.
 
2013-03-12 10:23:06 AM  

croesius: LovingTeacher: As someone who deals with kids every day I have to say this is silly and sad at the same time. The teen juggalos I have met are no different than those of us in the 80s with green hair or who listened to Cannibal Corpse or dressed up to go to Rocky Horror. They stand out in a crowd, are fans of bad self-important music and like to party. The FBI is just being an old man shouting at people to get off their lawn. Why must we criminalize children just because they're "wierd"?

Ten most violent juggalo attacks, including murders, necrophilia, veteran stabbing...:
10 Most Violent Juggalo Attacks Ever


Your list doesn't even mention the murder, dismemberment, and burning of Adrienne Reynolds.
 
2013-03-12 10:34:53 AM  

croesius: LovingTeacher: As someone who deals with kids every day I have to say this is silly and sad at the same time. The teen juggalos I have met are no different than those of us in the 80s with green hair or who listened to Cannibal Corpse or dressed up to go to Rocky Horror. They stand out in a crowd, are fans of bad self-important music and like to party. The FBI is just being an old man shouting at people to get off their lawn. Why must we criminalize children just because they're "wierd"?

Ten most violent juggalo attacks, including murders, necrophilia, veteran stabbing...:
10 Most Violent Juggalo Attacks Ever


Also, I'm having a hard time with the fact that a man can brutally murder a thirteen year old child, fark her dead corpse, and only get 48 years. I know much of the world sees US sentences as too harsh, but please. In my book that's pretty much a never-ever-ever-getting-out offense.
 
2013-03-12 10:42:28 AM  
While I don't think it's a gang, I don't think that the mentally incompetent should be ecouraged to act aggressively either.
 
2013-03-12 10:43:47 AM  

namegoeshere: Also, I'm having a hard time with the fact that a man can brutally murder a thirteen year old child, fark her dead corpse, and only get 48 years. I know much of the world sees US sentences as too harsh, but please. In my book that's pretty much a never-ever-ever-getting-out offense.


We have no space for  murderers. We have black people and pot heads to arrest.
 
2013-03-12 10:45:51 AM  

El Brujo: Waterheads? Wiggers? Obese? Poor? Sure. Gangsters? Doubtful. Though these retards likely also think that gang culture is cool. Shoot them all.




You are right.

I say we go after people that like The Sopranos, The Godfathers I and II, and Goodfellas.

If you have any paraphernalia you should be arrested and incarcerated, for our safety.
 
2013-03-12 10:52:03 AM  
Juggalo's remind me of people that would frequent dating sites like "Lowered Expectations"
 
2013-03-12 10:54:58 AM  

Omnivorous: A Puyallup (WA) cop had a license plate pulled because he agreed.


FTFA:  In the case of "JUGALET," for four years it had adorned a 2003 Chevy Cavalier driven by Lisa Kleiner, 42.
She works at a Puyallup hospital as a representative for cancer patients.
She's also a big fan of Insane Clown Posse, the Detroit hip-hop duo whose fervent fans are known as Juggalos.
Kleiner says she has appreciated how the duo, whose lyrics are often violent but combined with spirituality, reaches out to those who've had troubled lives.
Officer Mike Lusk of the Puyallup Police Department thought otherwise.
On February 2010, he emailed the DOL about not only JUGALET, but another plate, JUGGALO:
"Regardless of the plate holder's activation in the gang the plate still refers to a known recognized gang in WA. It would be no different if DOL issued a plate titled Blood or Crips."
Kleiner wrote the committee, "I am a law abiding citizen and I have devoted the last 15 years of my life to helping others. I was shocked and offended that someone would make a complaint ..."
But, unanimously, the committee pulled both plates.
Says Kleiner, "What happened to freedom of speech?"


/that's fked up
 
2013-03-12 11:00:07 AM  
I was a teen in the 1970's, when Alice Cooper was considered the antichrist. Parents were actually upset over him and his persona. That is why parents today saw Marilyn Manson and went, "meh". Each young generation has to find new ways to shock their parents.
 
2013-03-12 11:03:41 AM  
 Part of the problem is that these idiots attract mostly stinky inbred violent white trash mouth breathing morons. One of them is bad enough, but get a big bunch of them together and it's geometrically more
of a problem.. A bunch of stupid impulsive people who are drunk or whacked out on some other
substance and work together could be pretty dangerous..
 
2013-03-12 11:29:35 AM  

Lee451: I was a teen in the 1970's, when Alice Cooper was considered the antichrist. Parents were actually upset over him and his persona. That is why parents today saw Marilyn Manson and went, "meh". Each young generation has to find new ways to shock their parents.


Yeah, except I think ICP is older then Manson.

Which is hilarious when you consider a bunch of 45-50 year old men singing about "farking the man"

/Same problem Green Day is having these days
//20 years has passed since they were 21 and on top of the world.
 
2013-03-12 11:37:11 AM  
Or just maybe they're douchebags

i1.ytimg.com

Us Juggalos

Juggalos can take anybody
so fark you if you disagree
ill leave you burning, burning burning
in the third degree
Us wicked clowns
will never go down
not even in your town
we wont be sleeping
only creeping
and im not stepping
im only repping the hatchet
can you catch it
if you can you pass the test
us jugs are the best
fark the rest
don't fark with me
Ill fark you up Ill say to my homies whats up
all the lightening sure
is brightening
but it will never be, never be, never be frightening
if you're a cop
your gonna be popped
then everything is gonna be stopped
but look to your right
and hold yourself tight
here I come in a helluva a flight and
no its not a kite
And give me all you've got
but theres no stepping on my spot
and I got my hatchetman
and hes cool as a fan
When I go off my ramp
your gonna have a stamp
its will be damp
and fark all this fame
I just want you to be in flames
Its hells pit
its only gonna take one hit
now sit unless you wanna get bit
by the devil
and yes he is a rebel
and your only a pebble.
And im a juggalo
and if I see a crow
im gonna shoot him with my bow
and call him a ho
now go an hear my flow
and im gonna to shangra la
and no its not a spa
if your down with the clown
don't make a sound and don't frown
just bow down to your gods
unless you wanna be thrown down with the rods
and its only this time
to hear my rhymes
Im a creature of the night
no I don't like light
it's the worst sight
and ill put up a fight
because I have my rights
I hate this world
everybody got dumber
and its not even summer
such a bummer
 
2013-03-12 11:43:49 AM  

LovingTeacher: Why must we criminalize children just because they're "wierd"?


It's the ones who can't spell that we really want to throw in jail.

/ "i before e except after c"
// weird, huh?
 
2013-03-12 11:46:41 AM  

Nurglitch: While I don't think it's a gang, I don't think that the mentally incompetent should be ecouraged to act aggressively either.


I see you share my views on the FBI.
 
2013-03-12 12:00:52 PM  

fluffy2097: Lee451: I was a teen in the 1970's, when Alice Cooper was considered the antichrist. Parents were actually upset over him and his persona. That is why parents today saw Marilyn Manson and went, "meh". Each young generation has to find new ways to shock their parents.

Yeah, except I think ICP is older then Manson.

Which is hilarious when you consider a bunch of 45-50 year old men singing about "farking the man"

/Same problem Green Day is having these days
//20 years has passed since they were 21 and on top of the world.


I never realized that ICP is almost as old as I am. they are getting wealthy "farking the man". And a lot of those Juggalettes are definitely KFC.......
 
2013-03-12 12:23:27 PM  
I saw a girl with an ICP tattoo on her neck once. I immediately knew she had syphilis.
 
2013-03-12 12:27:01 PM  

AiryAnne: Or just maybe they're douchebags

[i1.ytimg.com image 320x180]

Us Juggalos

Juggalos can take anybody
so fark you if you disagree
ill leave you burning, burning burning
in the third degree
Us wicked clowns
will never go down
not even in your town
we wont be sleeping
only creeping
and im not stepping
im only repping the hatchet
can you catch it
if you can you pass the test
us jugs are the best
fark the rest
don't fark with me
Ill fark you up Ill say to my homies whats up
all the lightening sure
is brightening
but it will never be, never be, never be frightening
if you're a cop
your gonna be popped
then everything is gonna be stopped
but look to your right
and hold yourself tight
here I come in a helluva a flight and
no its not a kite
And give me all you've got
but theres no stepping on my spot
and I got my hatchetman
and hes cool as a fan
When I go off my ramp
your gonna have a stamp
its will be damp
and fark all this fame
I just want you to be in flames
Its hells pit
its only gonna take one hit
now sit unless you wanna get bit
by the devil
and yes he is a rebel
and your only a pebble.
And im a juggalo
and if I see a crow
im gonna shoot him with my bow
and call him a ho
now go an hear my flow
and im gonna to shangra la
and no its not a spa
if your down with the clown
don't make a sound and don't frown
just bow down to your gods
unless you wanna be thrown down with the rods
and its only this time
to hear my rhymes
Im a creature of the night
no I don't like light
it's the worst sight
and ill put up a fight
because I have my rights
I hate this world
everybody got dumber
and its not even summer
such a bummer


Goddamn, that's terrible. It reads like something an 8th grader wrote for a creative writing assignment.
 
2013-03-12 12:39:11 PM  

fluffy2097: /Same problem Green Day is having these days


They got a lot of shiat from their long-time fans when they went all "concept album-y" for a while, but I thought it was exactly the right thing for them to do. You can't be punk-pop heroes forever, so why not try to be Pete Townshend instead?

And fwiw, it worked pretty well. But their new "back to our roots" stuff blows goats.
 
2013-03-12 01:02:13 PM  

AiryAnne: Or just maybe they're douchebags


This.  Seriously, they're friggin' groupies, FFS.  And not even groupies for a GOOD band!

A bunch of fanboys and emo chicks with too much time on their hands and not enough parents smacking them upside the head when they do stupid shiat.
 
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