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(CNSNews)   Obama admin funds $1.5 million dollar study to find out why lesbians are fat. Fark: It's sequester-proof   (cnsnews.com) divider line 43
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2013-03-12 08:22:53 AM  
26 votes:
...Is it because they eat out so much?

HEY-O!
2013-03-12 08:16:22 AM  
21 votes:
Too much pie.
2013-03-12 07:45:14 AM  
10 votes:
They are not fat because they are lesbians, they are lesbians because they are fat.  There is a difference.
2013-03-12 08:16:52 AM  
8 votes:
I thought it was because they didn't feel the need to be attractive to men? Well, the joke's on them!

/chubby-chaser
2013-03-12 08:15:35 AM  
8 votes:
DAMN YOU FARTB0NG0 AND YOUR ONE POINT FIVE MILLION DOLLAR DOLLAR FAT LESBIAN STUDY
2013-03-12 08:17:50 AM  
6 votes:
I thought it was so thier boobs blended into their gut, thus making them appear more manly.
2013-03-12 08:23:33 AM  
4 votes:

karnal: They're not fat - just big boned.


I don't think they are boned at all. Isn't that the point of being a lesbian?
2013-03-12 08:18:18 AM  
4 votes:
I've studied lesbians on the internet extensively, I didn't know I could get paid for it. Although I didn't pay much attention to the fat ones.
2013-03-12 12:27:40 PM  
3 votes:

Raharu: [img836.imageshack.us image 800x800]


One of our resident trolls used this recently...even though it's mocking the anti-Obama crowd.

i48.photobucket.com
2013-03-12 09:52:24 AM  
3 votes:
The real truth is that all  fat guys are really just lesbians.

fatamericans.net

Yum...
2013-03-12 09:16:11 AM  
3 votes:
among men, heterosexual males have nearly double the risk of obesity compared to homosexual males.

Liking women makes you fat.
2013-03-12 08:41:19 AM  
3 votes:
I support this research as hardy anyone wants to watch fat lesbians on the Internet.

The sooner the problem is fixed the better.
2013-03-12 08:27:05 AM  
3 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Too much pie.





too many clams
2013-03-12 08:20:53 AM  
3 votes:
How many calories are in carpet any way?

/too soon?
2013-03-12 08:17:59 AM  
3 votes:
Dug...there's less injury when they scissor and smush their vertical smiles together. Lack of harsh angles leads to less bruised during angry sex.
2013-03-12 08:16:24 AM  
3 votes:
Nobody would blink about an obesity study, which is what it is. Add in the word lesbian and it's pearl clutching time.
2013-03-12 08:14:24 AM  
3 votes:
The lesbians on the Internet are slim and sexy.

LALALALALALALALALALA ICANTHEARYOU LALALALALALALALALALA
2013-03-12 08:39:59 AM  
2 votes:

Sybarite: HotWingConspiracy: I think this is the actual grant request

To be honest, I don't know what they're hoping to learn here because we already know that fat flocks together. It's a social thing.


Also a gravity thing.


If there are any cute lesbian physicists out there, I am happy to announce that I have discovered several solutions to the three-body problem.
2013-03-12 08:34:59 AM  
2 votes:
cache.gawker.com
2013-03-12 08:20:31 AM  
2 votes:
It's so they can fill out their overalls properly. Duh
2013-03-12 08:15:22 AM  
2 votes:
Because they don't watch what they eat. Where's my 1.5 million?
2013-03-12 03:44:36 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

They're not fat, they're feeders.
2013-03-12 02:17:01 PM  
1 votes:

MadMonk: 1.5 Million over 5 years?  That would be like me loosing a penny.


RELEASE. . .THE PENNY!
2013-03-12 11:27:17 AM  
1 votes:
Conservatives hate science, government spending, gay people, and efforts to fight obesity. Man, this story really has it all as far as they're concerned.
2013-03-12 11:24:06 AM  
1 votes:

babygoat: hitlersbrain: DROxINxTHExWIND: hitlersbrain:
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That's why disgustingly fat guys get all the chicks, amirite?

No, that's why it does not matter if they are disgustingly fat. I can name LOTS of fat guys that have been considered 'sexy' by women,

Brief summary of how classes of guys do sexually with women.

1. Rich sociopaths. High level corporate executives and such. (Very Well)
2. Middle class guys. (Very Poor. A women will probably eventually settle for you though.)
3. Poor sociopaths. Violent criminals, drug dealers and such. (Very Well)

Nowhere in there will 'looks' improve a male's chances very much.

You sound fat and ugly.


Yeah but I'm crazy so I get laid a lot.
2013-03-12 11:21:16 AM  
1 votes:
I have seen A LOT of movies about lesbians and none of them were fat.
2013-03-12 11:17:57 AM  
1 votes:

hitlersbrain: DROxINxTHExWIND: hitlersbrain:
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That's why disgustingly fat guys get all the chicks, amirite?

No, that's why it does not matter if they are disgustingly fat. I can name LOTS of fat guys that have been considered 'sexy' by women,

Brief summary of how classes of guys do sexually with women.

1. Rich sociopaths. High level corporate executives and such. (Very Well)
2. Middle class guys. (Very Poor. A women will probably eventually settle for you though.)
3. Poor sociopaths. Violent criminals, drug dealers and such. (Very Well)

Nowhere in there will 'looks' improve a male's chances very much.


You sound fat and ugly.
2013-03-12 11:15:16 AM  
1 votes:

hitlersbrain: Brief summary of how classes of guys do sexually with women.

1. Rich sociopaths. High level corporate executives and such. (Very Well)
2. Middle class guys. (Very Poor. A women will probably eventually settle for you though if you promise her to form babby.)
3. Poor sociopaths. Violent criminals, drug dealers and such. (Very Well)

2013-03-12 10:51:46 AM  
1 votes:
In all fairness, I'm in favor of lesbians who are in better shape.  I think we should expand this to include free gym memberships for lesbians.
2013-03-12 10:41:57 AM  
1 votes:
img836.imageshack.us
2013-03-12 09:54:23 AM  
1 votes:

Sybarite: HotWingConspiracy: I think this is the actual grant request

To be honest, I don't know what they're hoping to learn here because we already know that fat flocks together. It's a social thing.


Also a gravity thing.


More a surface area to volume thing
2013-03-12 09:19:28 AM  
1 votes:
Thread full of false dichotomies, false equivalencies, red herrings, and strawmen from the left.  And the right's premise - that Obama himself decided to give this grant to fat lesbians is absurd. Just another day at Fark.

It would be so nice if each side could admit that "their team" sometimes farks up.  I mean really, you've got thousands of politicians making decisions every day.  There's bound to be a bunch of stupid decisions made by jackasses.

The only thing worse than religion becoming politics is politics becoming religion.
2013-03-12 09:14:16 AM  
1 votes:

Britney Spear's Speculum: 1.5 million for a study that could help save billions in health care costs down the road


i love how every study related to health is going to save us billions in the future.  If even half the studies we have done saved us 1/10 the savings we expected from them, our health costs would be negative by now and we'd be getting paid to eat doughnuts by pharmaceutical companies.

This study, like the close door button in an elevator, will do nothing.
2013-03-12 09:12:49 AM  
1 votes:
I'm 100% certain the headline is totally accurate.
2013-03-12 09:12:17 AM  
1 votes:

LouDobbsAwaaaay: Congress controls spending.


Except when Bush was in office.
2013-03-12 09:08:41 AM  
1 votes:

SlothB77: Given a choice between cutting TSA agents, which would result in longer lines at airports or cutting studies on fat lesbians, they have chosen to cut the TSA agents.


Do you realize how combustible human fat is. every lesbian is a walking time bomb that only needs an ignition source. Sheesh man, let one of those get on a plane and it crashes? Might as well just try to not let everything around it burn, and just let the crash site burn its way out. Their densities are such that they burn like kerosene but have the staying power of motor oil.
2013-03-12 09:01:00 AM  
1 votes:
Obama and the dems are making cuts to inflict the most pain and media coverage.

Given a choice between cutting TSA agents, which would result in longer lines at airports or cutting studies on fat lesbians, they have chosen to cut the TSA agents.  They are playing politics with the cuts.  For this admin, it isn't about trimming pork or cutting the fat, no pun intended, it is about making republicans look bad.

But this will backfire for Obama and the Dems.  Americans know the Republicans are bargaining hard and letting the sequester happen to get rid of government waste like this.  And Americans know the democrats are playing politics with the sequester.

Do so at your peril.
2013-03-12 08:49:16 AM  
1 votes:
Because they're Americans?
2013-03-12 08:41:55 AM  
1 votes:

SDRR: I_Am_Weasel: Too much pie.




too many clams


Too much eating at the Y.
2013-03-12 08:36:26 AM  
1 votes:
You can't just throw a lesbian in a political thread. Things get all sticky way too soon.
2013-03-12 08:34:19 AM  
1 votes:

BobDeluxe: HotWingConspiracy: Nobody would blink about an obesity study, which is what it is. Add in the word lesbian and it's pearl clutching time.

Perhaps the problem is that there are already quite a few obesity studies and now we apparently MUST know how obesity is related to being a lesbian.  So much so that the program is protected.

Of course, that argument doesn't support your drama so carry on.  I'm sure it won't stop you.


Protected? Half the money was awarded (and spent) in 2011. Most of the 2012 money is probably spent, too. The NIH has loads more money to give out, that is what would be sequestered if the NIH is to sequester. And it is: Link
2013-03-12 08:18:25 AM  
1 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Too much pie.


Came to see this covered.
2013-03-12 08:14:10 AM  
1 votes:
Lesbians are fat?  I will have to perform my own study on this.....
 
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