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(CNSNews)   Obama admin funds $1.5 million dollar study to find out why lesbians are fat. Fark: It's sequester-proof   (cnsnews.com) divider line 288
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2013-03-12 07:45:14 AM
They are not fat because they are lesbians, they are lesbians because they are fat.  There is a difference.
 
2013-03-12 08:14:10 AM
Lesbians are fat?  I will have to perform my own study on this.....
 
2013-03-12 08:14:24 AM
The lesbians on the Internet are slim and sexy.

LALALALALALALALALALA ICANTHEARYOU LALALALALALALALALALA
 
2013-03-12 08:14:30 AM
They're not fat - just big boned.
 
2013-03-12 08:15:22 AM
Because they don't watch what they eat. Where's my 1.5 million?
 
2013-03-12 08:15:35 AM
DAMN YOU FARTB0NG0 AND YOUR ONE POINT FIVE MILLION DOLLAR DOLLAR FAT LESBIAN STUDY
 
2013-03-12 08:16:22 AM
Too much pie.
 
2013-03-12 08:16:24 AM
Nobody would blink about an obesity study, which is what it is. Add in the word lesbian and it's pearl clutching time.
 
2013-03-12 08:16:52 AM
I thought it was because they didn't feel the need to be attractive to men? Well, the joke's on them!

/chubby-chaser
 
2013-03-12 08:17:19 AM
CNS news? let me guess... just like eric cantor's "obama's paying people to play WoW!!!!" claim, which was really a study of alzheimer's disease, there's a wee bit more to the story.
 
2013-03-12 08:17:50 AM
I thought it was so thier boobs blended into their gut, thus making them appear more manly.
 
2013-03-12 08:17:59 AM
Dug...there's less injury when they scissor and smush their vertical smiles together. Lack of harsh angles leads to less bruised during angry sex.
 
2013-03-12 08:18:18 AM
I've studied lesbians on the internet extensively, I didn't know I could get paid for it. Although I didn't pay much attention to the fat ones.
 
2013-03-12 08:18:20 AM
Ohhhhh I thought for sure that was from the Onion
 
2013-03-12 08:18:25 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Too much pie.


Came to see this covered.
 
2013-03-12 08:20:05 AM
I think this is the actual grant request

To be honest, I don't know what they're hoping to learn here because we already know that fat flocks together. It's a social thing.
 
2013-03-12 08:20:31 AM
It's so they can fill out their overalls properly. Duh
 
2013-03-12 08:20:34 AM

BillCo: They are not fat because they are lesbians, they are lesbians because they are fat.  There is a difference.


Ok, I have to admit that was funny.

You're improving, Bill!
 
2013-03-12 08:20:48 AM
1.5 Million over 5 years?  That would be like me loosing a penny.
 
2013-03-12 08:20:53 AM
How many calories are in carpet any way?

/too soon?
 
2013-03-12 08:21:19 AM
CNSNews.com is  not funded by the government like NPR.
CNSNews.com is  not funded by the government like PBS.


In other words, they are funded by tightass bigoted assholes.
 
2013-03-12 08:22:53 AM
...Is it because they eat out so much?

HEY-O!
 
2013-03-12 08:23:33 AM

karnal: They're not fat - just big boned.


I don't think they are boned at all. Isn't that the point of being a lesbian?
 
2013-03-12 08:27:05 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Too much pie.





too many clams
 
2013-03-12 08:29:41 AM
Aren't all NIH grants sequester proof once awarded? This passed the NIH approval process, the story is where?
 
2013-03-12 08:31:22 AM

HotWingConspiracy: Nobody would blink about an obesity study, which is what it is. Add in the word lesbian and it's pearl clutching time.


Perhaps the problem is that there are already quite a few obesity studies and now we apparently MUST know how obesity is related to being a lesbian.  So much so that the program is protected.

Of course, that argument doesn't support your drama so carry on.  I'm sure it won't stop you.
 
2013-03-12 08:31:41 AM

Bad_ad85: ...Is it because they eat out so much?

HEY-O!


WIN!!!
 
Pav
2013-03-12 08:32:18 AM
Because they eat more.  Where is my 1.5 mil?
 
2013-03-12 08:32:54 AM
Funding a fat study over EMTs and firefighters?
At least we know where the Government's priorities are.
 
2013-03-12 08:34:06 AM
If this going to turn out like the "Obama pays grandma to play WoW" thing?
 
2013-03-12 08:34:10 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: wouldn't know reality if it farted in their drooling faces


But it IS about lesbians...
 
2013-03-12 08:34:19 AM

BobDeluxe: HotWingConspiracy: Nobody would blink about an obesity study, which is what it is. Add in the word lesbian and it's pearl clutching time.

Perhaps the problem is that there are already quite a few obesity studies and now we apparently MUST know how obesity is related to being a lesbian.  So much so that the program is protected.

Of course, that argument doesn't support your drama so carry on.  I'm sure it won't stop you.


Protected? Half the money was awarded (and spent) in 2011. Most of the 2012 money is probably spent, too. The NIH has loads more money to give out, that is what would be sequestered if the NIH is to sequester. And it is: Link
 
2013-03-12 08:34:59 AM
cache.gawker.com
 
2013-03-12 08:35:27 AM

I_C_Weener: karnal: They're not fat - just big boned.

I don't think they are getting boned at all. Isn't that the point of being a lesbian?


fixed
 
2013-03-12 08:35:34 AM

Pav: Because they eat out more.  Where is my 1.5 mil?


FTFY
 
2013-03-12 08:36:08 AM

HotWingConspiracy: Nobody would blink about an obesity study, which is what it is. Add in the word lesbian and it's pearl clutching time.


most of the money is going to be used to pay a professor and a gaggle of grad students, why does subby and CNS News hate putting people to work?
 
2013-03-12 08:36:15 AM

BobDeluxe: Of course, that argument doesn't support your drama so carry on.


My drama? I don't give a shiat. In fact, I support ALL research grants because it creates a bigger pool of cash for my employer to potentially collect if new capital equipment is required.

Right wing media is shiatting themselves over it, go whine to them about drama.
 
2013-03-12 08:36:26 AM
You can't just throw a lesbian in a political thread. Things get all sticky way too soon.
 
2013-03-12 08:36:36 AM

HotWingConspiracy: I think this is the actual grant request

To be honest, I don't know what they're hoping to learn here because we already know that fat flocks together. It's a social thing.



Also a gravity thing.
 
2013-03-12 08:37:02 AM

BobDeluxe: HotWingConspiracy: Nobody would blink about an obesity study, which is what it is. Add in the word lesbian and it's pearl clutching time.

Perhaps the problem is that there are already quite a few obesity studies and now we apparently MUST know how obesity is related to being a lesbian.  So much so that the program is protected.

Of course, that argument doesn't support your drama so carry on.  I'm sure it won't stop you.


ph0rk: Aren't all NIH grants sequester proof once awarded? This passed the NIH approval process, the story is where?


BobDeluxe:
Of course, that argument doesn't support your drama so carry on.  I'm sure it won't stop you.
 
2013-03-12 08:37:15 AM

Voiceofreason01: HotWingConspiracy: Nobody would blink about an obesity study, which is what it is. Add in the word lesbian and it's pearl clutching time.

most of the money is going to be used to pay a professor and a gaggle of grad students, why does subby and CNS News hate putting people to work?


Most of the money was spent 1-2 years ago. Why can't subby and CNS figure out how the fark time works?
 
2013-03-12 08:38:20 AM

LowbrowDeluxe: BobDeluxe:


Deluxe battle!
 
2013-03-12 08:39:10 AM

ph0rk: Most of the money was spent 1-2 years ago. Why can't subby and CNS figure out how the fark time works?


That's just what Obama and his time machine want us to think.
 
2013-03-12 08:39:59 AM

Sybarite: HotWingConspiracy: I think this is the actual grant request

To be honest, I don't know what they're hoping to learn here because we already know that fat flocks together. It's a social thing.


Also a gravity thing.


If there are any cute lesbian physicists out there, I am happy to announce that I have discovered several solutions to the three-body problem.
 
2013-03-12 08:40:28 AM

HotWingConspiracy: BobDeluxe: Of course, that argument doesn't support your drama so carry on.

My drama? I don't give a shiat. In fact, I support ALL research grants because it creates a bigger pool of cash for my employer to potentially collect if new capital equipment is required.

Right wing media is shiatting themselves over it, go whine to them about drama.


Of course.  You are correct.

ph0rk: BobDeluxe: HotWingConspiracy: Nobody would blink about an obesity study, which is what it is. Add in the word lesbian and it's pearl clutching time.

Perhaps the problem is that there are already quite a few obesity studies and now we apparently MUST know how obesity is related to being a lesbian.  So much so that the program is protected.

Of course, that argument doesn't support your drama so carry on.  I'm sure it won't stop you.

Protected? Half the money was awarded (and spent) in 2011. Most of the 2012 money is probably spent, too. The NIH has loads more money to give out, that is what would be sequestered if the NIH is to sequester. And it is: Link


You don't actually expect me to RTFA, much less research the topic, do you?  I would never put that much effort into something for a fark discussion post.  I just come here to watch people act like a bunch of dumbasses and join in the fun.
 
2013-03-12 08:40:28 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: DAMN YOU FARTB0NG0 AND YOUR ONE POINT FIVE MILLION DOLLAR DOLLAR FAT LESBIAN STUDY


"We must stamp out government waste wherever we find it."
"How about we stop some of the military programs that even the military finds to be wasteful and stupid and cost 1000s of times more?"
"ZOMG Murika will be attacked why you hate Murika!!!!"
 
2013-03-12 08:40:52 AM

ManRay: Funding a fat study over EMTs and firefighters?
At least we know where the Government's priorities are.


Um, aren't most firefighters employed by local government?  And don't most EMTs work for private ambulance companies?  Really not sure how a million dollars to a study can effect either of those things.

And good work CNS, you've found about 1/100th of a single F-35 worth of wasteful spending.  Congrats.
 
2013-03-12 08:41:01 AM
still no cure for cancer?
 
2013-03-12 08:41:19 AM
I support this research as hardy anyone wants to watch fat lesbians on the Internet.

The sooner the problem is fixed the better.
 
2013-03-12 08:41:26 AM

ph0rk: Most of the money was spent 1-2 years ago. Why can't subby and CNS figure out how the fark time works?


probably the same reason that people are blaming Obama for "sequestering" services that are funded at the State and local level

/rhymes with stupidity
 
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