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(Deadspin)   Man relentlessly mocks professional boxer on Twitter. Boxer finds out where he lives. Hilarious backpedaling ensues   (deadspin.com) divider line 53
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2013-03-12 12:06:45 AM  
I think it was kind of pathetic for an athlete to trace down and threaten some lame twitter troll.
 
2013-03-12 12:09:17 AM  

Actual Farking: I think it was kind of pathetic for an athlete to trace down and threaten some lame twitter troll.


I was thinking this needs to happen more often. Jay & Silent Bob style all over the globe!
 
2013-03-12 12:25:45 AM  

Actual Farking: I think it was kind of pathetic for an athlete to trace down and threaten some lame twitter troll.


True...but the thought of some basement dweller shiatting his pants over not getting to be an anonymous dickhead anymore makes up for it.
 
2013-03-12 12:37:41 AM  

Nickster79: True...but the thought of some basement dweller shiatting his pants over not getting to be an anonymous dickhead anymore makes up for it.


Yep, there was something rather satisfying about that.

Kinda like these two boneheads that decide to get smacky with a boxer.
 
2013-03-12 12:39:46 AM  
Yeah, but Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms.
 
2013-03-12 12:40:54 AM  

Nickster79: Actual Farking: I think it was kind of pathetic for an athlete to trace down and threaten some lame twitter troll.

True...but the thought of some basement dweller shiatting his pants over not getting to be an anonymous dickhead anymore makes up for it.


It is funny, and I've got sympathy for such an idiotic troll, but this guy drove an hour and a half round trip on a Monday afternoon over this crap. Ain't nobody got time for that!
 
2013-03-12 12:41:45 AM  
*no sympathy
 
2013-03-12 12:43:34 AM  

HST's Dead Carcass: Actual Farking: I think it was kind of pathetic for an athlete to trace down and threaten some lame twitter troll.

I was thinking this needs to happen more often. Jay & Silent Bob style all over the globe!


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2013-03-12 12:44:11 AM  

Mentat: Yeah, but Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms.


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2013-03-12 01:04:50 AM  
Missed out on a golden opportunity.

He shoulda egged on the boxer until he got his ass kicked.

And then sued for millions and millions.
 
2013-03-12 01:13:40 AM  
So if I insult Kate Beckinsale she'll track me down and turn up at my doorstep?
 
2013-03-12 02:20:56 AM  

Asa Phelps: Missed out on a golden opportunity.

He shoulda egged on the boxer until he got his ass kicked.

And then sued for millions and millions.


And then hired only the very best nursing staff to feed him mashed peas.
 
2013-03-12 02:33:46 AM  
I always like stories where everyone ends up an asshole and it's impossible to tell who was the bigger one.
 
2013-03-12 04:10:25 AM  

Actual Farking: I think it was kind of pathetic for an athlete to trace down and threaten some lame twitter troll.


Look, until we invent Reach-Through-The-Screen-And-Smack-Someone-Upside-The-Head technology, this will have to do.

/we're already halfway there with 3D printing
 
2013-03-12 05:13:11 AM  

Bob_Laublaw: Asa Phelps: Missed out on a golden opportunity.

He shoulda egged on the boxer until he got his ass kicked.

And then sued for millions and millions.

And then hired only the very best nursing staff to feed him mashed peas.


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"You know what you can do with that watch, shove it up your arse!"
 
2013-03-12 05:32:15 AM  
www.dvdactive.com

At least Woodhouse has a post retirement career waiting for him.  Can you imagine the contracts he'd get here?
 
2013-03-12 05:32:26 AM  

Mentat: Yeah, but Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms.


/yo!
 
2013-03-12 06:30:52 AM  

Actual Farking: I think it was kind of pathetic for an athlete to trace down and threaten some lame twitter troll.


Agreed. If I were you, I'd get on Twitter and tell him all about how pathetic he was.
 
2013-03-12 06:50:26 AM  
This sounds like a great idea for an internet business. The problem with douchebaggery is that it, in its weaponized formed, its range extends well beyond our ass-kicking capabilities. You can be a douchebag from thousands of miles away, but an ass-kicking is limited to someone's close proximity. What if there was service that delivered a needed ass-kicking to a douchebag? Imagine something like Dial-A-Goon. For a small fee, a minor league hockey washout is deployed to straighten their shiat out.

/All requests would be fully vetted to ensure that an ass-kicking is warranted
//Should one be found to be using the service to be a douchebag, all service agreements are voided and user may be targeted for an ass-kicking.
 
2013-03-12 07:18:58 AM  
Wait, so quite a few Farkers are opposed to there being real-world consequences for "anonymous" asshole behavior?

I'm shocked. Let me express my surprise.
 
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2013-03-12 07:54:19 AM  
lmao!  that was a world-class punk'd.
 
2013-03-12 08:28:52 AM  
After the #AskFLOTUS debacle yesterday I'd love it if Obama picked one of the schmucks abusing his wife and did the same thing. "Yo @HateObamaSoMuch, I'm 20 minutes away from your house! Got a minute?"
 
2013-03-12 08:57:00 AM  
www.sectalk.com
 
2013-03-12 08:57:41 AM  

Hilarity_N_Sues: After the #AskFLOTUS debacle yesterday I'd love it if Obama picked one of the schmucks abusing his wife and did the same thing. "Yo @HateObamaSoMuch, I'm 20 minutes away from your house! Got a minute?"


Now I understand all the drone fear.
 
2013-03-12 09:33:23 AM  
This is fantastic.
 
2013-03-12 09:38:21 AM  

Actual Farking: Nickster79: Actual Farking: I think it was kind of pathetic for an athlete to trace down and threaten some lame twitter troll.

True...but the thought of some basement dweller shiatting his pants over not getting to be an anonymous dickhead anymore makes up for it.

It is funny, and I've got sympathy for such an idiotic troll, but this guy drove an hour and a half round trip on a Monday afternoon over this crap. Ain't nobody got time for that!


You're forgetting he's a mediocre boxer. It's not like he's got anything better to do.

Just a sec, someone's at the door...
 
2013-03-12 09:39:15 AM  
GAT_00: I always like stories FARK where everyone ends up an asshole and it's impossible to tell who was the bigger one.

/obvious
 
2013-03-12 09:47:26 AM  
...Am I the only one who was hoping the troll was also a redneck gun nut?  So we could take two assholes out of society?
 
2013-03-12 10:08:01 AM  

IlGreven: ...Am I the only one who was hoping the troll was also a redneck gun nut?  So we could take two assholes out of society?


My sources say yes
 
2013-03-12 10:20:48 AM  

GAT_00: I always like stories where everyone ends up an asshole and it's impossible to tell who was the bigger one.


It isn't impossible in this particular instance. The troll is clearly the bigger asshole, and the smaller man. He just learned the VERY valuable lesson that sometimes, in life, being a complete asshole for no reason brings consequence. If the boxer actually assaulted him, he would be out of line, and the bigger asshole. Some anonymous pussy was telling someone to give up on their goals, and he got put in his place. I bet the troll won't be talking shiat for the rest of his life. No one got hurt, and some shiat-talking loser was forced to admit his error.

There are 3 types of people in this world, Chuck; dicks, pussies, and assholes.
 
2013-03-12 10:40:06 AM  

Nickster79: Actual Farking: I think it was kind of pathetic for an athlete to trace down and threaten some lame twitter troll.

True...but the thought of some basement dweller shiatting his pants over not getting to be an anonymous dickhead anymore makes up for it.


agreed
 
2013-03-12 10:56:44 AM  
Wait, did the boxer ever actually show up at the Troll's house? Did I miss that meeting of the minds? Or did he just get on the Twitter and be all "I'm 30 minutes from your house!" "now I'm 5 miles out!" without ever having left his couch?

/mmm, Trollhouse cookies.
 
2013-03-12 11:13:03 AM  

robertus: Wait, did the boxer ever actually show up at the Troll's house? Did I miss that meeting of the minds? Or did he just get on the Twitter and be all "I'm 30 minutes from your house!" "now I'm 5 miles out!" without ever having left his couch?

/mmm, Trollhouse cookies.


RTFA. The boxer got to his neighborhood and tweeted a photo of the street he lived on.
 
2013-03-12 11:18:50 AM  
Sounds like a missed opportunity to stand his ground, if he was so inclined.
 
2013-03-12 11:18:58 AM  

Asa Phelps: Missed out on a golden opportunity.

He shoulda egged on the boxer until he got his ass kicked.

And then sued for millions and millions.


You ever heard of that boxer? Me either, and the troll was mocking him for losing multiple fights. Somehow I doubt he has millions to be sued for. If you really think its such a great idea though I'm sure someone would be willing to kick your ass so you could sue them for millions they don't have.

/"Sue me for what?"--Rocky V
 
2013-03-12 11:32:03 AM  

Hilarity_N_Sues: robertus: Wait, did the boxer ever actually show up at the Troll's house? Did I miss that meeting of the minds? Or did he just get on the Twitter and be all "I'm 30 minutes from your house!" "now I'm 5 miles out!" without ever having left his couch?

/mmm, Trollhouse cookies.

RTFA. The boxer got to his neighborhood and tweeted a photo of the street he lived on.


Yep, there it is. That'll teach me to Fark and work at the same time.
 
2013-03-12 11:33:51 AM  

Actual Farking: I think it was kind of pathetic for an athlete to trace down and threaten some lame twitter troll.


When did he threaten him? He said they were coming over for a brew.
 
2013-03-12 11:42:19 AM  

macadamnut: Actual Farking: I think it was kind of pathetic for an athlete to trace down and threaten some lame twitter troll.

When did he threaten him? He said they were coming over for a brew.


It was pretty clearly implied.
 
2013-03-12 12:13:56 PM  
Barbasooollllll!

/and stop lol'ing everything
 
2013-03-12 12:23:25 PM  
So the boxer is a pathetic loser with self-esteem issues in addition to being a shiatty boxer?

Come at me, brah!
 
2013-03-12 12:24:42 PM  
I wish there were more door to door boxers going after internet dorks.
 
2013-03-12 12:30:58 PM  

Actual Farking: It is funny, and I've got sympathy for such an idiotic troll, but this guy drove an hour and a half round trip on a Monday afternoon over this crap. Ain't nobody got time for that!


Or he spent 2 minutes searching the internet for a picture of that road sign.
 
2013-03-12 12:36:27 PM  
I think it's hilarious. It's proof that these internet trolls are complete pussies who talk shiat because they're hiding behind a monitor. As soon as they get caught or there's a confrontation imminent, they immediately back down and pretend it was all a big joke. This asshole was probably hiding under his desk with 911 on speed dial.
 
2013-03-12 12:42:41 PM  

srtpointman: This asshole was probably hiding under his desk with 911 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3 on speed dial.


/ftfy
 
2013-03-12 01:07:42 PM  

Gonz: Wait, so quite a few Farkers are opposed to there being real-world consequences for "anonymous" asshole behavior?

I'm shocked. Let me express my surprise.


Yup.
 
2013-03-12 01:21:53 PM  

Flint Ironstag: So if I insult Kate Beckinsale she'll track me down and turn up at my doorstep?


Brilliant
 
2013-03-12 01:53:09 PM  
I've said this for years.  The anonymity of the internet will ruin us as a society.
 
2013-03-12 03:20:25 PM  

JusticeandIndependence: I've said this for years.  The anonymity of the internet will ruin us as a society.


Until a boxer shows up at your doorstep and ruins your face.
 
2013-03-12 03:56:13 PM  

macadamnut: srtpointman: This asshole was probably hiding under his desk with 911 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3 on speed dial.

/ftfy


He had to send an email.

"Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a boxer which has broken out at the premises of..." no, that's too formal. "Dear Sir stroke Madam. BOXER! BOXER! Help me!. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss."
 
2013-03-12 09:31:52 PM  

IlGreven: ...Am I the only one who was hoping the troll was also a redneck gun nut?  So we could take two assholes out of society?


This is the sports tab.  Man, you have issues.  I clicked your profile.

Years ago I heard Adam Carola say on his radio show, "If it's hysterical, it's historical.  I wonder what your story is.
 
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