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(Fox News)   Open Source Intelligence reports North Korea may have Chinese and Russian ICBM control electronics, Electro-Magnetic Pulse warheads, and plan a high-altitude burst over the Pacific Ocean. Sleep tight, America   (foxnews.com) divider line 24
    More: Scary, EMP, North Koreans, Pacific Oceans, Chinese, open source, intercontinental ballistic missiles, interceptors, Republic of Korea Armed Forces  
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2013-03-12 04:47:30 AM
4 votes:
catsonfilm.files.wordpress.com

Unleash the panthers!
2013-03-12 12:00:28 AM
4 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: Packard Bell


Jesus Christ! Grandpa? I thought you died 10 years ago?
2013-03-12 12:48:17 AM
3 votes:
thebusypost.files.wordpress.com
2013-03-12 09:58:33 AM
2 votes:
cdn.theatlanticwire.com

Bullshiat. The best he can manage is a an "el kabong" style sneak attack.
2013-03-12 05:08:56 AM
2 votes:
FTFA:

Several years ago, U.S. based Farsi speaking satellite TV stations, with a pro-western values message, had such an impact that Iran was forced to send out police units to take satellite dishes down from people's homes. Just as we did during the Cold War, let's do an intensive "Radio Marti-Radio Free Europe" broadcast operation, consisting of TV, SatTV and radio, against North Korea broadcast from locations in South Korea and Japan.

Satellite TV is definitely the way to reach the huddling masses of North Korea. Why hasn't this been attempted, Obama!?
2013-03-12 05:08:10 AM
2 votes:
  4.bp.blogspot.com

What would happen... if North Korea accidentally Nuked itself?

/Seriously.
2013-03-12 05:05:25 AM
2 votes:

Bontesla: MrBallou: That sounded convincing and quite alarming at first. Then I got to the paragraph that started with "President George W. Bush understood..." and realized WTF I was reading. The next paragraph started with "Unfortunately, President Obama..."

I have a pretty good idea what came after that.

That's all the summary I need.
Thank you for saving me time.


Me too. I really believe that these new conservatives won't really be happy until we're at war with every "bad guy" on the planet simultaneously, with most people of the middle and lower class either fighting it out in the mud "over there, so we won't have to fight them over here" or in a low income job in a munitions factory building weapons for the war effort, while the upper class get to bask happily in their lavish splendor! (no taxes on their income or their company's, because every cent has to be used to win "The War", and most of the taxes to fight it comes out of sales taxes) Anyone who fights against this gets called a traitor and sent to the nearest Jesus Camp to be brainwashed into thinking that it's "G-d's will" to fight against every "evildoer" out there (Atheist North Koreans worshiping the cult of personality Kim Jong family, Muslims in every country except Turkey (though eventually Turkey), and Russia, why? Because they killed Apollo Creed!), because that would be what Jesus would do, but it won't get you executed this time, just sent out on the front lines like a good lil Christian would! Just make sure to thank a rich person first that you're even alive, because he's a "job creator" and you wouldn't be going into the army if it wasn't for this person creating a job for you to fulfill by fighting and killing our new enemies of this week.
2013-03-12 12:33:18 AM
2 votes:

dethmagnetic: Ok.

[cbrownley.files.wordpress.com image 300x300]

North Korea is a farking joke. They are to international security what the Jacksonville Jaguars are to the NFL, if the Jags were required to play without a quarterback and to have at least 8 long snappers on the field at all times. The greatest threat to their armed forces is farking  starvation, and that's while they're at  peace.


You go ahead and think that, but when the Red Dawn comes, don't expect me to break you out of the camp.
2013-03-11 11:57:16 PM
2 votes:
They may have an army of flying monkeys, too
2013-03-11 11:46:26 PM
2 votes:
"Open Source Intelligence" is basically a fancy way of saying "stuff we read on the internet."
2013-03-11 11:27:45 PM
2 votes:

MrBallou: That sounded convincing and quite alarming at first. Then I got to the paragraph that started with "President George W. Bush understood..." and realized WTF I was reading. The next paragraph started with "Unfortunately, President Obama..."

I have a pretty good idea what came after that.


That's all the summary I need.
Thank you for saving me time.
2013-03-11 10:53:31 PM
2 votes:
And my aunt may have balls and actually be my uncle but it's highly unlikely
2013-03-12 01:29:00 PM
1 votes:
It may be sensationalist and jingoistic, but it did prompt me to buy a few cases of drinking water and canned food.
peteeyre.com
2013-03-12 05:31:28 AM
1 votes:
WTF was I reading? Was that some think tank terror porn fan fiction?
2013-03-12 05:08:57 AM
1 votes:
В "Правде" нет известий, в "Известиях" нет правды.  And none of either on Fox.
2013-03-12 03:53:20 AM
1 votes:
denver.mylittlefacewhen.com

It's on Fox News. That is all.
2013-03-12 02:30:53 AM
1 votes:
Oh wait its Fox News, who are desperately craving a war with somebody since the war in Iraq is over and the war in Afghanistan is going to be over soon.  So this story has less crdibility than an article in The Onion.
2013-03-12 02:20:04 AM
1 votes:
FTFA (emphasis added):

"Van D. Hipp, Jr. is Chairman of American Defense International, Inc., a Washington, D.C.-based consulting firm specializing in government affairs, business development and public relations. He is the former Deputy Assistant Secretary of the U.S. Army and currently serves on Board of Directors of the American Conservative Union and The National Capitol Board of The Salvation Army."

i.imgur.com

Much like earnings reports, where all the useful information is tucked away in the Notes to the Consolidated Financial Statements, the best way to read any "call to arms" is by first scrolling to the end of the document, and then slowly working your way back up.
2013-03-12 01:08:27 AM
1 votes:
I'll sleep like Sunny Von Bulow.

dethmagnetic:
North Korea is a farking joke. They are to international security what the Jacksonville Jaguars are to the NFL, if the Jags were required to play without a quarterback and to have at least 8 long snappers on the field at all times. The greatest threat to their armed forces is farking  starvation, and that's while they're at  peace.

Pretty much this.
2013-03-12 12:29:10 AM
1 votes:

Frederick: MaudlinMutantMollusk: They may have an army of flying monkeys, too

Aeeiigh!

Hey, that aint funny!  You shouldnt joke about that.


I ain't worried

/fella down the road sold me a big ol' can of flying monkey repellant
//and I know it works 'cause I ain't seen one since
2013-03-12 12:27:12 AM
1 votes:
Ok.

cbrownley.files.wordpress.com

North Korea is a farking joke. They are to international security what the Jacksonville Jaguars are to the NFL, if the Jags were required to play without a quarterback and to have at least 8 long snappers on the field at all times. The greatest threat to their armed forces is farking  starvation, and that's while they're at  peace.
2013-03-11 11:18:58 PM
1 votes:
That sounded convincing and quite alarming at first. Then I got to the paragraph that started with "President George W. Bush understood..." and realized WTF I was reading. The next paragraph started with "Unfortunately, President Obama..."

I have a pretty good idea what came after that.
2013-03-11 11:02:23 PM
1 votes:
Luckily for us, our ICBMs will still work as designed.
2013-03-11 10:46:07 PM
1 votes:
Yet they don't have food for their people nor do they have enough fuel to mobilize their army.

I'll sleep safe and sound, thanks.
 
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