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(Hot 107.9)   Women wake up grumpier than men. But men go to bed grumpier than women because they know the woman will wake up grumpier than them   (hot1079.com) divider line 11
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2013-03-11 11:58:12 PM  
4 votes:
Wake up before the woman, and make your escape. Problem solved.
2013-03-12 05:02:31 AM  
2 votes:
Definition of emotional abuse- when a man talks to a woman for thirty seconds the same way she's been talking to him for thirty years.
2013-03-12 12:44:53 AM  
2 votes:

rev. dave: Usually the first meeting request sets me off.


I hate meetings. Most people are unable to properly condense the information they want to share, and are unable to actually control the flow of the meeting, so they end up off-topic for an hour extra or so.

Don't even get me started on the people who feel the need to talk for the sake of talking, out of boredom or whatever.

A good meeting should take 10 minutes, unless it involves a highly technical and detailed explanation of something, at which point it should be called a "class", not a "meeting".

/strong introvert
2013-03-12 07:42:09 AM  
1 votes:
Hell ya I wake grumpy.  Especially when he is still laying in bed and grumps that I'm waking him up when I get ready for work and he has no job.

/divorced the lazy bastahd
2013-03-12 04:30:31 AM  
1 votes:

frostus: rev. dave: I don't get grumpy until I am at work.  Usually the first meeting request sets me off.

A major benefit of working nights. No meetings.


They are still going on.  They just schedule them during daytime hours so you miss them, and then make it part of your requirement for yearly reviews to attend 90% of them so you get screwed all the time cause you aren't going in on your day off for some damn meeting and you aren't working 3 hours over your already 12 hour work night.

/but then again, that's just you.
2013-03-12 02:34:36 AM  
1 votes:

EsteeFlwrPot: Ok for girls:

How do you muster the energy to actually fix your hair and do your makeup in the morning?


Honestly, I don't bother.  I put my hair in a ponytail and I'm good to go.  No hair dryer.  No "product."  No curling or straightening.  I always apply sunscreen--ALWAYS!--but I don't always do make-up; if I do put on make-up, it's minimal (like, takes three minutes or less).  I don't wear nail polish (though I may apply a clear nail-strengthening polish on the weekends).

Of course, I'm a PhD student, so I can get away with my otherwise unprofessional appearance.

When I had a real job in a cubicle farm, I put some more effort into my hair, but I didn't wear any more make-up than I do now.   Picking out an outfit to wear was always the big time-consuming event of my mornings (especially true when you work in an office full of biatchy, judgmental women).
2013-03-12 02:28:33 AM  
1 votes:

Genju: Sid_6.7: rev. dave: Usually the first meeting request sets me off.

I hate meetings. Most people are unable to properly condense the information they want to share, and are unable to actually control the flow of the meeting, so they end up off-topic for an hour extra or so.

Don't even get me started on the people who feel the need to talk for the sake of talking, out of boredom or whatever.

A good meeting should take 10 minutes, unless it involves a highly technical and detailed explanation of something, at which point it should be called a "class", not a "meeting".

/strong introvert

What about the idiot that agrees what the last person said, then repeats it in their own words, and thinks they added a new idea to the discussion?


My favorite is the moron that chimes in on something they have no information about, rattling on for 15 minutes with various theories and speculations, in the process cockblocking the one person that could have correctly answered the question in about 30 seconds.  The entitlement society the US has become can be super annoying in discussions that require actual answers to questions about actual events.
2013-03-12 02:03:07 AM  
1 votes:
Was this study conducted in my house?

I believe one reason women may be grumpier in the morning because we are dreading the daunting task of preparing ourselves for the day. Not saying it takes hours for me to get ready, it's really a science. But some days you just wish it was easier to get ready in the morning.

Daily routine for enhancing a woman's beauty:

1. Wash, scrub, Condish, pluck, tweeze, shave. Yes, men do this too but women's version can be much more in depth if you catch my drift.
Lotion up, maintain painted toes and fingernails.
2. Apply 3 plus different types of hair product, brush, comb, blowdry, curl, style. Apply a variety of different makeups to face, compliment with eye shadow, liner, mascara. Select lip liner,lipstick, lip gloss.
3.Pick out outfit to please men and make women jealous. Style jewelry, shoes, handbag, coat, etc.

Go to work.
Go to gym.
Repeat steps 1-3.

Shiat can make you grumpy and want to snooze a little longer.
Get off my back and please bring me coffee.
2013-03-12 01:29:15 AM  
1 votes:

YouPeopleAreCrazy: kkinnison: My wife often wakes up wanting sex

This too shall pass.


Married 15 years. Got morning sex last weekend. And most every other. Do marriage better.
2013-03-12 12:41:42 AM  
1 votes:
It's the Dutch Ovens.
2013-03-12 12:38:14 AM  
1 votes:
females need far more sleep than men

Weird. I've never had a girlfriend who needed more sleep than me. They're always like "C'mon, get out of bed. I want to go shopping/take a walk/etc".
 
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