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(Hot 107.9)   Women wake up grumpier than men. But men go to bed grumpier than women because they know the woman will wake up grumpier than them   (hot1079.com) divider line 103
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2013-03-11 11:58:12 PM
Wake up before the woman, and make your escape. Problem solved.
 
2013-03-12 12:13:09 AM
If I ever meet a woman who is even capable of waking up grumpier than me, I'll marry her on the spot.  I'm not a morning person.
 
2013-03-12 12:14:22 AM

HotWingAgenda: If I ever meet a woman who is even capable of waking up grumpier than me, I'll marry her on the spot.  I'm not a morning person.


what if she's fat?
 
2013-03-12 12:16:35 AM

wedun: HotWingAgenda: If I ever meet a woman who is even capable of waking up grumpier than me, I'll marry her on the spot.  I'm not a morning person.

what if she's fat?


That would make him grumpier and therefore rule her out.
 
2013-03-12 12:16:38 AM
I woke up grumpy this morning. Usually, I try to let her sleep in.
 
2013-03-12 12:17:49 AM

Candygram4Mongo: Wake up before the woman, and make your escape. Problem solved.


Works in my relationship.
 
2013-03-12 12:17:52 AM
Also, my wife snores.
 
2013-03-12 12:17:56 AM
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2013-03-12 12:18:25 AM
If I go to bed grumpy it's because I know that before I'm ready, I'll have to wake up and go to work. If my wife wakes up grumpy, it's probably because my snoring woke her up.
 
2013-03-12 12:22:07 AM

bborchar: Candygram4Mongo: Wake up before the woman, and make your escape. Problem solved.

Works in my relationship.


Yeah, until the one morning you have to gnaw off your own arm.
 
2013-03-12 12:22:34 AM
so how do cats fit into all of this?
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2013-03-12 12:23:40 AM
Is it any surprise?

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2013-03-12 12:26:28 AM

ISO15693: wedun: HotWingAgenda: If I ever meet a woman who is even capable of waking up grumpier than me, I'll marry her on the spot.  I'm not a morning person.

what if she's fat?

That would make him grumpier and therefore rule her out.


This.
 
2013-03-12 12:26:52 AM
Duke sucks.
 
2013-03-12 12:26:55 AM
If I go to bed grumpy, it's because she was too tired to fark...
 
2013-03-12 12:29:39 AM
This is why my wife sleeps in on the weekends.  I can't, so why wake her?
 
2013-03-12 12:29:47 AM
Nobody wakes up grumpier than I do.

Nobody.

/sighs.
 
2013-03-12 12:30:59 AM
OK?
 
2013-03-12 12:33:03 AM
My wife often wakes up wanting sex
 
2013-03-12 12:35:14 AM

kkinnison: My wife often wakes up wanting sex


Even when you are home?
 
2013-03-12 12:37:45 AM
I don't get grumpy until I am at work.  Usually the first meeting request sets me off.
 
2013-03-12 12:37:47 AM

kkinnison: My wife often wakes up wanting sex


This too shall pass.
 
2013-03-12 12:37:59 AM

Candygram4Mongo: Wake up before the woman, and make your escape. Problem solved.


Done in one.
 
2013-03-12 12:38:14 AM
females need far more sleep than men

Weird. I've never had a girlfriend who needed more sleep than me. They're always like "C'mon, get out of bed. I want to go shopping/take a walk/etc".
 
2013-03-12 12:40:13 AM
Take the cash and get the fark out. I don't care how you feel when you wake up, or for that matter, where you wake up.
 
2013-03-12 12:41:42 AM
It's the Dutch Ovens.
 
2013-03-12 12:42:02 AM
So not really in relation to the topic but in line with some of these comments...

Is it safe to say that if you're a woman and not fat or a man and not bald(ing), you should be ok when it comes to attracting a mate?  Sure, there's a lot more to the dynamics of a relationship, but just in general attraction aren't those the primary prerequisites?
 
2013-03-12 12:44:53 AM

rev. dave: Usually the first meeting request sets me off.


I hate meetings. Most people are unable to properly condense the information they want to share, and are unable to actually control the flow of the meeting, so they end up off-topic for an hour extra or so.

Don't even get me started on the people who feel the need to talk for the sake of talking, out of boredom or whatever.

A good meeting should take 10 minutes, unless it involves a highly technical and detailed explanation of something, at which point it should be called a "class", not a "meeting".

/strong introvert
 
2013-03-12 12:50:00 AM

The Ghost of Tom Ace: So not really in relation to the topic but in line with some of these comments...

Is it safe to say that if you're a woman and not fat or a man and not bald(ing), you should be ok when it comes to attracting a mate? Sure, there's a lot more to the dynamics of a relationship, but just in general attraction aren't those the primary prerequisites?


Some women find bald men more attractive (hell, I'm a straight guy, but if I was gay, I'd want to sleep with Patrick Stewart, for example, part of the appeal being the shiny scalp, and my wife would definitely go there).

There are some guys who find fat chicks more attractive, but probably far fewer men fit this than there are women who prefer bald guys.

In any case, when you get beyond attraction at a distance, I've been around two types of women:

A. Those with whom there was instant chemistry and we could both tell the other wanted to bang.

B. Those with whom I felt no connection, regardless of physical attractiveness.

I'm not saying I never slept with the latter, but it was just sex in those cases, not something special, you know what I mean?

My wife and I spent years circling each other socially due to various circumstances before we finally got together.
 
2013-03-12 12:55:53 AM

kkinnison: My wife often wakes up wanting sex


with you?
 
2013-03-12 01:04:51 AM

The Ghost of Tom Ace: So not really in relation to the topic but in line with some of these comments...

Is it safe to say that if you're a woman and not fat or a man and not bald(ing), you should be ok when it comes to attracting a mate?  Sure, there's a lot more to the dynamics of a relationship, but just in general attraction aren't those the primary prerequisites?


In terms of pure physical attraction, the guy's checklist generally goes: not fat, does not have an angry/biatchy/prematurely wrinkled face, decent hair, non-frumpy clothes.

But that's just what it takes to not get an automatic failing grade.  We men are complicated, ya know.
 
2013-03-12 01:05:29 AM
Stick with girl friends and this is not a problem. My girl friends may wake up grumpy when they see me. But they are quick to realize it is just a temporary situation, not as if they woke up married to me.
 
2013-03-12 01:05:32 AM
My wife definitely needs more sleep than I do. I work nights so I'm used to getting by on much less sleep anyway. On the days I have off and we get to sleep together I'll often get up and go downstairs for a coffee and watch some DVR stuff or a movie and let her catch a couple extra hours. It pays to let her sleep in because if she's not happy, nobody's happy.
 
2013-03-12 01:09:10 AM

kkinnison: My wife often wakes up wanting sex


Yes, my wife knew disappointment well.
 
2013-03-12 01:14:20 AM
🎶 The Circle of Wife! 🎶
 
2013-03-12 01:17:41 AM
The first thing out of my wife's mouth each morning is "fark... I married YOU?" so this explains quite a bit.
 
2013-03-12 01:18:41 AM
lumpier in bed?
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OH MY GLOB!
 
2013-03-12 01:21:22 AM
women need to chill the fark out. Life is too short to be concerned.
 
2013-03-12 01:29:15 AM

YouPeopleAreCrazy: kkinnison: My wife often wakes up wanting sex

This too shall pass.


Married 15 years. Got morning sex last weekend. And most every other. Do marriage better.
 
2013-03-12 02:00:20 AM
I'm not so much grumpy as much as totally retarded after waking up. Somebody will say something to me and it'll be 20-30 seconds before I can even begin to formulate an answer
 
2013-03-12 02:03:07 AM
Was this study conducted in my house?

I believe one reason women may be grumpier in the morning because we are dreading the daunting task of preparing ourselves for the day. Not saying it takes hours for me to get ready, it's really a science. But some days you just wish it was easier to get ready in the morning.

Daily routine for enhancing a woman's beauty:

1. Wash, scrub, Condish, pluck, tweeze, shave. Yes, men do this too but women's version can be much more in depth if you catch my drift.
Lotion up, maintain painted toes and fingernails.
2. Apply 3 plus different types of hair product, brush, comb, blowdry, curl, style. Apply a variety of different makeups to face, compliment with eye shadow, liner, mascara. Select lip liner,lipstick, lip gloss.
3.Pick out outfit to please men and make women jealous. Style jewelry, shoes, handbag, coat, etc.

Go to work.
Go to gym.
Repeat steps 1-3.

Shiat can make you grumpy and want to snooze a little longer.
Get off my back and please bring me coffee.
 
2013-03-12 02:05:59 AM

Candygram4Mongo: Wake up before the woman, and make your escape. Problem solved.


Or.. try to get the elusive "angry sex". Oh yeah!
 
2013-03-12 02:06:58 AM
My ex was extremely grumpy in the mornings. That would last until about noon.

And then, the was grumpy in the afternoons, too. In the evenings, she upgraded to mean and surly.

This did not last long.
 
2013-03-12 02:13:23 AM
My wife could sleep for days on end if allowed. Im lucky to get six hours a night. I also hop out of bed ready to go whereas she may need an hour or more before she is actually moving.

On the plus side, she's up for sex pretty much every day. Sadly, it's me, more often than not, who plays the tired card.
 
2013-03-12 02:18:56 AM
Old joke -
I don't wake up grumpy.  She wakes herself up
 
2013-03-12 02:21:46 AM

Sid_6.7: rev. dave: Usually the first meeting request sets me off.

I hate meetings. Most people are unable to properly condense the information they want to share, and are unable to actually control the flow of the meeting, so they end up off-topic for an hour extra or so.

Don't even get me started on the people who feel the need to talk for the sake of talking, out of boredom or whatever.

A good meeting should take 10 minutes, unless it involves a highly technical and detailed explanation of something, at which point it should be called a "class", not a "meeting".

/strong introvert


What about the idiot that agrees what the last person said, then repeats it in their own words, and thinks they added a new idea to the discussion?
 
2013-03-12 02:22:08 AM
Ok for girls:

How do you muster the energy to actually fix your hair and do your makeup in the morning? I ask you this because as a fellow woman, I do not have this energy and I usually walk around with crappy hair and no makeup. I have no guy to wake up next to so the grumpy wakeup doesn't apply to me.

/maybe its because i dont do my hair and makeup
//sad face
 
2013-03-12 02:24:07 AM
i go to bed drunk when the sun starts to come up

meh
 
2013-03-12 02:26:15 AM
The author is unwise in the operation of emotional entropy.
 
2013-03-12 02:28:33 AM

Genju: Sid_6.7: rev. dave: Usually the first meeting request sets me off.

I hate meetings. Most people are unable to properly condense the information they want to share, and are unable to actually control the flow of the meeting, so they end up off-topic for an hour extra or so.

Don't even get me started on the people who feel the need to talk for the sake of talking, out of boredom or whatever.

A good meeting should take 10 minutes, unless it involves a highly technical and detailed explanation of something, at which point it should be called a "class", not a "meeting".

/strong introvert

What about the idiot that agrees what the last person said, then repeats it in their own words, and thinks they added a new idea to the discussion?


My favorite is the moron that chimes in on something they have no information about, rattling on for 15 minutes with various theories and speculations, in the process cockblocking the one person that could have correctly answered the question in about 30 seconds.  The entitlement society the US has become can be super annoying in discussions that require actual answers to questions about actual events.
 
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