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(Ahram Online)   Good news: Saudi Arabia may stop beheading people. Not so much: Because there's a shortage of swordsmen   (english.ahram.org.eg) divider line 162
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2013-03-12 07:20:52 AM  

Amos Quito: JesusJuice: readbot42: I am curious what the "herp-derp" crowd thinks. On the one hand, they hate Mooslims, but love cheap gas and the death-penalty. Hmmm. A case study in cognitive dissonance perhaps?

I'm against the death penalty on the grounds that a penalty which is 100% irreversible should not be imposed when the legal system is not 100% accurate.  I think gas should be significantly more expensive than it is, necessity is the mother of invention and we need alternative fuels.  I voted for Obama, support gay rights, support unions, and advocate banning private ownership of firearms.

I also hate Muslims.  Not Arabs, Muslims.  It's a savage and disgusting cult of death and violence.  Their revered prophet is a slave-trading pedophile warlord, and they sincerely love him.  Don't let the cultural relativist Muslim apologists fool you, Islam is an enemy to everyone who values freedom, liberalism, and the ideals of western Enlightenment.  We have nothing to learn from Islam and everything to gain by eradicating it, at least in it's current form.


Meh.

All of the Abrahamic religions are similarly farked.

But it was all the result of a simple mistake, really.

G-d said "CIRCUMCIZE" when (s)he really meant "CASTRATE".

/Just think of the HUGE difference a simple misinterpretation can make


think of how many piano players we would have
 
2013-03-12 08:02:54 AM  

Somacandra: Generation_D: These 8th century goat herders that won the oil lotto need to be beheaded.

[i.imgur.com image 478x188]

They've already started delaying mass crucifixions. What the fark more do you want?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M /oblig
 
2013-03-12 08:12:09 AM  
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2013-03-12 08:36:54 AM  
i worked at NATO in Brussels from 2002-2005. There were some military personnel in our Mission who had lived and worked in Saudi Arabia before then. I don't have the exact years. They told a story about walking down to Chop-Chop Square from the US Embassy to see the goings on when there was a beheading. Before they knew it, they were pushed to the front of the crowd for a good view. The crowd knew they were westerners (if not Americans). One of the newspapers took some pictures of them in the front with a good view and put them in the paper. The Ambassador was not pleased (neither was the RSO- Regional Security Officer or the DAT) and that area was off-limits to official personnel.
 
2013-03-12 09:27:00 AM  

thorthor: WTF? Give up you escalades and hummers you soccer moms!
But, but I have two young kids and I need the 2400 sq. Ft of luggage space. Besides it make my vajayjay tingle when I step on the gas pedal. Oooooooh!


I had a co-worker screeching hen tell me once, "I like how high my SUV is so I can look down on everyone else". I told her she had some serious issues for which she needs to see a therapist before she becomes a danger to herself and others. She gave me a vacant stare and never spoke to me again. So that's all it took?
 
2013-03-12 11:26:49 AM  

ciberido: doglover: eyeq360: Beheading people by sword in one blow is pretty hard to do.  It takes a lot of talent.

Depends on the sword.

A nice German longsword would do it easy.

[www.arhandicraftnepal.com image 700x572]
If you want to decapitate, and for some reason you don't want to use a guillotine, the khukuri is the best tool for the job.


I keep one next to the bed.
 
2013-03-12 12:23:59 PM  

Evil Mackerel: ciberido: doglover: eyeq360: Beheading people by sword in one blow is pretty hard to do.  It takes a lot of talent.

Depends on the sword.

A nice German longsword would do it easy.

[www.arhandicraftnepal.com image 700x572]
If you want to decapitate, and for some reason you don't want to use a guillotine, the khukuri is the best tool for the job.

I keep one next to the bed.


I keep mine's sheathed on my gunbelt. I love the thing. It's got a great heft to it. Plus it gets taken very seriously, even more than the gun really.
 
2013-03-12 12:44:35 PM  
JesusJuice:

Keep sucking on that juice.
 
2013-03-12 12:45:54 PM  
ts1.mm.bing.net
Or you could just build one of these.
 
2013-03-12 05:07:26 PM  

Tanukis_Parachute: i worked at NATO in Brussels from 2002-2005. There were some military personnel in our Mission who had lived and worked in Saudi Arabia before then. I don't have the exact years. They told a story about walking down to Chop-Chop Square from the US Embassy to see the goings on when there was a beheading. Before they knew it, they were pushed to the front of the crowd for a good view. The crowd knew they were westerners (if not Americans). One of the newspapers took some pictures of them in the front with a good view and put them in the paper. The Ambassador was not pleased (neither was the RSO- Regional Security Officer or the DAT) and that area was off-limits to official personnel.


Over the years I've had some cow'orkers who've worked internationally including Saudi Arabia. All of them say Saudi Arabia is seriously creepy.  A friend whose was in Afghanistan in the early nineties said Afghanistan was dangerous, but you felt most people there had your back, not so in Saudi Arabia. It's telling when Al Quada offed Daniel Pearl they had their Taliban flunkies cut up his body and ordered them bury the parts in various places.  After the Saudi's left, the Taliban sewed his body back together and buried him in proper grave.
 
2013-03-12 07:20:46 PM  

stuffy: [ts1.mm.bing.net image 89x139]
Or you could just build one of these.



Why dont I just build a rocket ship to Mars while I'm at it?
 
2013-03-13 08:34:30 AM  

tonguedepressor: This. WTF, or rather, HTF can anyone sit and watch a video of someone getting beheaded?


Once you start masturbating to Japanese Schoolgirls getting pulverized by trains, you can't go back from that, man.
 
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