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2013-03-11 10:19:57 PM  
4 votes:
A year ago, I had an idea, to bring back the best commentary team of all time, right here on Fark. In that time I hope I made you laugh, and made some of the more unbearable RAWs more watchable, because you all have done both of those things for me. I ain't going anywhere for a while, so this isn't me retiring or anything, but I think it's time that I reveal the BIG secret, who I actually am. It might shock you, my real identity is

"WE'RE OUT OF TIME TONIGHT, SEE YOU THURSDAY ON WCW THUNDER!"

"GOD DAMNIT SCHIAVONE!"
2013-03-11 09:39:39 PM  
3 votes:
"Dear God we don't care about your piece of shiat films WWE!"

"Unless I see the words, AJ, bang, toy, lesbian, or gang.... Some or all of those words not necessarily in that order."

"We'll of course that Brain."
2013-03-11 09:29:37 PM  
3 votes:
Poor Drew.  He hasn't gotten his ass beaten this badly since he told Tiffany he wanted a divorce.
2013-03-11 08:56:27 PM  
3 votes:
"So we keep mis-pronouncing he won't wrestle Brain... Is that it?"

"FAWNDANGO!"

"FARTBANGO!"

"FANDAMNGOOD!"

"VANDINKGOO!"

"ENGLEBERT SLAPTYBACK!"
2013-03-11 08:52:25 PM  
3 votes:
cdn.bleacherreport.net
2013-03-11 08:46:24 PM  
3 votes:
"Cena, Taker, HHH, Del Rio, Ryback..."

"What are you doing Brain?"

"Giving you the Wrestlemania winners, there I just saved you $60 and three boob-free hours."
2013-03-12 09:21:55 AM  
2 votes:

mediablitz: Representative of the unwashed masses: what did I miss? I had drinks with a woman tonight.  nothing significant I assume?

She played you for free drinks. Other than that, nothing...


Oh yeah jokes on her. I didn't put out!

Waitaminute... DAMMIT!
2013-03-11 10:54:00 PM  
2 votes:

TheManofPA: If Kane says he loves her tits in Swordfish, I'll go to see this movie.


"Halle, would you like to see my Big Red Monster's Balls?"
2013-03-11 10:33:03 PM  
2 votes:

robsul82: Spoiler...

Wade Barrett dies when Colin Farrell sets him on fire.  True story.


It's a work. Barrett is alive and was just on my TV.  You're such a mark.

/Movies are still real to you dammit.
2013-03-11 09:56:03 PM  
2 votes:
i1182.photobucket.com
2013-03-11 09:55:35 PM  
2 votes:

machoprogrammer: Is there anything creepier than a man in his 60s wearing an Ed Hardy shirt?


"Wearing your daughter's Ed Hardy shirt?"

"Wearing your son's Ed Hardy shirt?"
2013-03-11 09:07:25 PM  
2 votes:

hachimaki2234: So, and I may be wrong, but how much you wanna bet before this is all over that Brock beats up H's wife, her mother, and his children?


HHH would never let his kid near a wrestling ring.
/the kid is too small and hasn't paid his dues.
2013-03-11 08:57:43 PM  
2 votes:
"Next up the Mid Age Outlaws..."
2013-03-11 08:47:29 PM  
2 votes:

Igor Jakovsky: KellyKellyKelly: 20 wrestlers could have had entrances during the time we're hearing Trips.

Or one khali


Khali is still working his way to the ring from the last time he was on TV.  I'm pretty sure there's a hockey game going on in that arena.  The players are confused.
2013-03-11 07:30:24 PM  
2 votes:
"Meanwhile..."

"The Road to Wrestlemania 29 is here Monsoon. There hasn't been anything with this much hype that will lead to a surprisingly dull conclusion since my first time in the Champagne Room!"

"Still remember that night eh?"

"It's where I met your future wife."

"WILL YOU STOP!"

"And your mother oddly enough..."
2013-03-12 11:15:15 PM  
1 votes:

Dougie AXP: KellyKellyKelly: Then leave, farko.

If me shiating on it gets the discussion going, then so be it


A Priest, a rabbi, and Dougie AXP walk into a bar........

AND NO ONE TALKS TO DOUGIE AXP!
2013-03-12 10:47:29 PM  
1 votes:

clintster: Now go watch before I make you a pony.


DO IT clinster OR I WILL!
DO IT clinster OR I WILL!
DO IT clinster OR I WILL!
2013-03-12 12:33:58 AM  
1 votes:
For robsul82, in case the thread goes red: Link

The Jake could be on the cover of Madden 25. I swear if Fark could make this happen, each week there should be the usual Madden awards along with some sort of snarky rob comment about the worst QB of the week. I would buy this game on the first day if that happened.
2013-03-11 11:03:14 PM  
1 votes:

Earguy: Helllooooo blonde in the black leather top in the first row.


img.photobucket.com
2013-03-11 10:57:21 PM  
1 votes:

Tenor Reaper: I DO NOT WANT YOUR STUPID CHAIR

I remember when you could take those chairs for free at PPVs. I imagine that got stupid expensive, though.


lannyfarmer.files.wordpress.com
2013-03-11 10:56:04 PM  
1 votes:

tbaughm: Igor Jakovsky: You know how kids write to Santa at the north pole? This kinda like the opposite of that.

I lold literally.

This was the line of the night


I'm throwing my support behind "SAY SOMETHING!"
2013-03-11 10:55:23 PM  
1 votes:
2013-03-11 10:29:49 PM  
1 votes:
Fisty Bum wins the Gredunza! :D

i1182.photobucket.com
2013-03-11 10:29:21 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
What was that segment??
2013-03-11 10:28:24 PM  
1 votes:
"When Michael Cole is pissing on your product..."

"Time to reevaluate your life, Brain."

"We missed the Gredunza?"

"By one"

"Time to go to sleep then."
2013-03-11 10:04:16 PM  
1 votes:

The_Y2P_Problem: FinFangFark: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: She shall add it to her profile with pride.  We're both wondering though - you may need to expand the group picture to make room for all of the extra people.  ;)

/no need to though...just being a pain.  ;)

Always honored whenever someone deems my lil PShops worthy of saving. Remember though, just cause you get pony-fied doesn't automatically mean you're fWc Nexus, lulz

True indeed.  We have yet to earn our place, lulz.  Not sure if there's room for old-timers like us anyway.  :D

The fWc Legends are group all their own. I am unworthy

You have to have your bag shiated in before you can be deemed "one of the boys" in the fWc.

Then she's one of the boys.

I mean.... Umm....

Have a great evening!


No one Ortons in my makeup bag!!!!

i1263.photobucket.com
2013-03-11 10:02:11 PM  
1 votes:

FinFangFark: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: She shall add it to her profile with pride.  We're both wondering though - you may need to expand the group picture to make room for all of the extra people.  ;)

/no need to though...just being a pain.  ;)

Always honored whenever someone deems my lil PShops worthy of saving. Remember though, just cause you get pony-fied doesn't automatically mean you're fWc Nexus, lulz

True indeed.  We have yet to earn our place, lulz.  Not sure if there's room for old-timers like us anyway.  :D

The fWc Legends are group all their own. I am unworthy

You have to have your bag shiated in before you can be deemed "one of the boys" in the fWc.


Then she's one of the boys.

I mean.... Umm....

Have a great evening!
2013-03-11 09:58:32 PM  
1 votes:

Fisty Bum: [i282.photobucket.com image 507x374]


The guy to the left is like "WHERE'S MY BAG?"
2013-03-11 09:57:32 PM  
1 votes:
i282.photobucket.com
2013-03-11 09:56:53 PM  
1 votes:
BAGS!
2013-03-11 09:56:51 PM  
1 votes:

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: machoprogrammer: Is there anything creepier than a man in his 60s wearing an Ed Hardy shirt?

"Wearing your daughter's Ed Hardy shirt?"

"Wearing your son's Ed Hardy shirt?"


"Wearing Ed Hardy's skin?"
2013-03-11 09:56:37 PM  
1 votes:
And we go from Emo Cena to the Apex Shiatter...RATING BONANZA!!!
2013-03-11 09:50:15 PM  
1 votes:

Earguy: Just got here in time to see that coming up is a promo for Wrestlemania.

Have I pretty much missed everything tonight?


Dixie Carter revealed that she actually bought out Vince, and Jeff Jarrett is now champ of everything.  Other than that, not much.
2013-03-11 09:38:12 PM  
1 votes:
i1182.photobucket.com
2013-03-11 09:32:06 PM  
1 votes:

The_Y2P_Problem: Your TRUE Fat farking Larping Mark Champion has finally arrived, and just in time to see the Bella Chins have returned.

As <b>TenorReaper</b> so astutely pointed out, it's no surprise that they're back, given they didn't do shiat outside of WWE and they're each dating a major star.  Kinda glad to see them back though.  They were pretty good in the prissy biatch roles.


*Points to the sign*

www.bubblews.com

ROBSUL82 VS THE Y2P PROBLEM

60 QUESTION IRON MAN MATCH

ONCE IN A LIFETIME


(Until the next time)
2013-03-11 09:30:42 PM  
1 votes:

eddievercetti: Wait wait wait, Bellas are back?


It was this or porn
2013-03-11 09:22:48 PM  
1 votes:

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "BAH GAWD BRAIN, THE BELLA'S ARE BACK!"

"WHY ARE WE TALKING LIKE JIM ROSS?"

"I THINK IM HAVING A STROKE!"

"IM ABOUT TO STROKE!"


Brain, you have cancer, not heart disease.
2013-03-11 09:21:51 PM  
1 votes:
"BAH GAWD BRAIN, THE BELLA'S ARE BACK!"

"WHY ARE WE TALKING LIKE JIM ROSS?"

"I THINK IM HAVING A STROKE!"

"IM ABOUT TO STROKE!"
2013-03-11 09:12:02 PM  
1 votes:

verbaltoxin: KellyKellyKelly: "You disappoint your wife."

Oh, color me shocked.

Then the rumors about Steph and her strap-on are true.


"HHH asked Stephanie for anal, she said 'ok, bend over',

"Allegedly, Monsoon!"
2013-03-11 09:11:06 PM  
1 votes:

TheManofPA: If Brock wins...he gets to shove a Jimmy John's sandwich up Steph's butt?


= many buys
2013-03-11 09:10:56 PM  
1 votes:
"Kane the emotional powderkeg, Brain?"

"Like every other time when he's a level-headed psychotic red monster?"

"Makes no sense!"
2013-03-11 09:08:46 PM  
1 votes:
If Brock wins...he gets to shove a Jimmy John's sandwich up Steph's butt?
2013-03-11 09:08:44 PM  
1 votes:
"You disappoint your wife."

Oh, color me shocked.
2013-03-11 09:07:04 PM  
1 votes:
Now cut to the video of Lesnar marrying a passed out Stephanie in Vegas.
2013-03-11 09:06:41 PM  
1 votes:
Somewhere in Minnesota, X-Pac just felt a shiver run down his back as he blew a major bong rip.
2013-03-11 09:03:30 PM  
1 votes:
".... I'm okay with this."

"So am I, Brain."
2013-03-11 09:00:27 PM  
1 votes:
Oh, you were not aware of this?

Your posterior better contact someone at once!
2013-03-11 09:00:19 PM  
1 votes:
Oh you were not aware of this?
2013-03-11 08:55:37 PM  
1 votes:
Body massage machine...
2013-03-11 08:54:16 PM  
1 votes:
They want heat for this guy, but it is clearly the X-Pac variety he is getting
2013-03-11 08:53:51 PM  
1 votes:
"This bastard Beyonce??"

"Say my name... Say my name....."
2013-03-11 08:41:54 PM  
1 votes:
"I'd drink Tequila out of AJs belly button..."

"Take a while to get drunk that way Brain..."

"I got time...."
2013-03-11 08:34:07 PM  
1 votes:
"AJ's nickname is Target? Not good Brain."

"It was either that or Best Buy..."
 
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