ArcadianRefugee: I dunno....http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/denverpost/obituary.aspx?page=lifes to ry&pid=156944598
majik624: My favorite obit is this one:http://www.popehat.com/2008/05/09/way-to-go/
cannotsuggestaname: no obituary shows up for me, in either FF or Chrome. Just a blank page with people talking about the obit.
Mugato: Why does everyone hate Martha Stewart so much?
vicejay: puckrock2000: This is what happens when you let a pretentious smartass write his own obit.His daughter wrote it.
i upped my meds-up yours: Aside from the cat hating, which is more about Old Fashioned Southern Manhood than anything else, he sounds like someone I'd have liked to know.
brandent: Obituary for Harry StampsHarry Weathersby Stamps, ladies' man, foodie, natty dresser, and accomplished traveler, died on Saturday, March 9, 2013.Harry was locally sourcing his food years before chefs in California starting using cilantro and arugula (both of which he hated). For his signature bacon and tomato sandwich, he procured 100% all white Bunny Bread from Georgia, Blue Plate mayonnaise from New Orleans, Sauer's black pepper from Virginia, home grown tomatoes from outside Oxford, and Tennessee's Benton bacon from his bacon-of-the-month subscription. As a point of pride, he purported to remember every meal he had eaten in his 80 years of life.The women in his life were numerous. He particularly fancied smart women. He loved his mom Wilma Hartzog (deceased), who with the help of her sisters and cousins in New Hebron reared Harry after his father Walter's death when Harry was 12. He worshipped his older sister Lynn Stamps Garner (deceased), a character in her own right, and her daughter Lynda Lightsey of Hattiesburg. He married his main squeeze Ann Moore, a home economics teacher, almost 50 years ago, with whom they had two girls Amanda Lewis of Dallas, and Alison of Starkville. He taught them to fish, to select a quality hammer, to love nature, and to just be thankful. He took great pride in stocking their tool boxes. One of his regrets was not seeing his girl, Hillary Clinton, elected President.He had a life-long love affair with deviled eggs, Lane cakes, boiled peanuts, Vienna [Vi-e-na] sausages on saltines, his homemade canned fig preserves, pork chops, turnip greens, and buttermilk served in martini glasses garnished with cornbread.He excelled at growing camellias, rebuilding houses after hurricanes, rocking, eradicating mole crickets from his front yard, composting pine needles, living within his means, outsmarting squirrels, never losing a game of competitive sickness, and reading any history book he could get his hands on. He loved to use his oversize ...
The Southern Dandy: Nothing but respect for a man that despises all franchises of Law & Order.I'll hoist a brew to him tonight!
publikenemy: Just goes to show, it's all about the writer...not the subject
cannotsuggestaname: TheDumbBlonde: cannotsuggestaname: no obituary shows up for me, in either FF or Chrome. Just a blank page with people talking about the obit.Click the obits tab on the linked page.It is working now, but before that just reloaded the comments section. FF still doesn't work for me, but Chrome is going fine... maybe something in Noscript/Adblocker is futzing with it.It's a great obit.
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