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(ABC)   Best Korea: It is ON. United Nations: No, no it's not "on." It's never been "on." It's off   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 44
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2013-03-11 04:53:39 PM  
23 votes:
www.techtradeoutlet.com
2013-03-11 04:35:32 PM  
17 votes:
Honestly, North Korea doesn't have the electricity to tell if it's on or off.
2013-03-11 04:52:42 PM  
11 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-03-11 04:48:12 PM  
6 votes:
As the only fat person in North Korea he's not going to be hard to find.
2013-03-11 04:25:15 PM  
5 votes:
i2.cdn.turner.com

Seoul brothers
2013-03-11 05:42:01 PM  
4 votes:
North Korea is like the stupid drunk guys who yells and screams about how he's going to kick everyone's ass, and everyone else is too smart to take him up on it, but they still worry a little because they think he might keep a gun in his car, but there's a pretty good chance he can't even remember where he parked his car.
2013-03-11 04:32:33 PM  
4 votes:

mysticcat: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]

Seoul brothers


I didn't realize Best Korea allowed bulls as service animals.
2013-03-11 07:00:39 PM  
3 votes:
i2.cdn.turner.com

I like how the Norks have Rodman practically sitting on the floor so it's not so evident he's a foot taller than Little Fat Man.
2013-03-11 05:04:56 PM  
3 votes:
Can we just fly over the Royal Palace and drop a little gift wrapped box that contains a note which reads "This could have been a very large bomb"?
2013-03-11 04:51:00 PM  
3 votes:

inner ted: mysticcat: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]

Seoul brothers

who's the other black dude ? there can't be that many in best korea can there?


He's a decoy.
2013-03-11 08:55:24 PM  
2 votes:

CygnusDarius: It's all for the greater good.


THE GREATER GOOD.
2013-03-11 07:57:45 PM  
2 votes:

EvilEgg: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Put up or shut up, tubby

You might feel differently if you lived in Seoul.


I'm way north of Seoul. As a matter of fact a have to visit the DMZ this evening. No worries here.

/pray for Omarion
2013-03-11 07:50:37 PM  
2 votes:

mysticcat: i2.cdn.turner.com

Seoul brothers


One is a delusional nutbag who lives in his own warped little world surrounded by Yes Men and needs a great big "NO!" shoved up his ass.

And the other is Kim Jong Un.
2013-03-11 04:54:42 PM  
2 votes:

God's Hubris: Dr. Goldshnoz: WhoopAssWayne: sometimes you just have to bomb the sh*t out of a place, because that's the way it is.

QFT.


You can always spot the pro-life Christians.


actually im for abortions and do not subscribe to organized cult.

it's not too late for your mother to abort you, you know.
2013-03-11 04:49:22 PM  
2 votes:

Dr. Goldshnoz: WhoopAssWayne: sometimes you just have to bomb the sh*t out of a place, because that's the way it is.

QFT.



You can always spot the pro-life Christians.
2013-03-11 04:47:42 PM  
2 votes:
Dennis Rodman that peace lasted 60 farking years til your dunbass showed up. What the hell is wrong with you?

I say shoot Rodman first.before he travels and farks things up in Teheran too.
2013-03-11 04:40:20 PM  
2 votes:

shower_in_my_socks: In other words, even if NK doesn't start a war, they've still made things even worse for themselves with this stunt.



So what now, they are no longer allowed to cook their dirt?
2013-03-11 04:39:52 PM  
2 votes:

vudukungfu: mysticcat: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]

Seoul brothers

What the fark IS that?
A beer with  a pacifier nipple on it?


It's a glass of tea, with a cover on it to keep it warm. Either that, or Li'l Kim is pulling a Howard Hughes and saving all of his urine.
2013-03-11 04:38:54 PM  
2 votes:

kumanoki: Stop trying to make ON happen!

[data.whicdn.com image 240x200]


I read that as "felch" at first glance
2013-03-11 04:37:14 PM  
2 votes:
Is this the note-writing, ineffectual UN or the black-helicopter, gun-taking-away strong arm UN?
2013-03-11 04:36:19 PM  
2 votes:
Stop trying to make ON happen!

data.whicdn.com
2013-03-11 04:33:28 PM  
2 votes:

EvilEgg: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Put up or shut up, tubby

You might feel differently if you lived in Seoul.


Some people say cucumbers taste better pickled.
2013-03-11 04:24:28 PM  
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: EvilEgg: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Put up or shut up, tubby

You might feel differently if you lived in Seoul.

They don't seem to be real worried about it, either, from what I've seen

/I don't believe for a minute this situation is any different from the dozen other times Best Korea has screamed and squealed and stomped it's little feet


I agree; the south would tear through the Norks like chilli through an old folks home.
2013-03-11 10:33:57 PM  
1 votes:

vygramul: We've come a long way from that NK army. If our army is concerned about obesity, what do you think their army must be running on?


About 1200 kcals per day.
2013-03-11 08:28:18 PM  
1 votes:

efgeise: JohnAnnArbor: Japan could be required to give billions of aid as well to help.  Call it war reparations or something.

Yeah, because that's never led to any genocidal people gaining absolute power in their country before.


Oh, what's the worst that could happen?
2013-03-11 08:00:21 PM  
1 votes:

MyKingdomForYourHorse: [grapplersplanet.com image 464x600]


Holy crap, wings and beefy arms.  Must be part-Trogdor.
2013-03-11 07:05:32 PM  
1 votes:

Stone Meadow: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]

I like how the Norks have Rodman practically sitting on the floor so it's not so evident he's a foot taller than Little Fat Man.


i.walmartimages.com
2013-03-11 06:00:07 PM  
1 votes:
I'm sure its been said 1,000,000 times so far, but I'm pretty sure they can end it without the UN's approval.

/pew! pew! pew!
2013-03-11 05:51:04 PM  
1 votes:

mysticcat: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]

Seoul brothers


Many moons ago I was in a bookstore in Seoul and saw a book titled "How to Cook Seoul Food."  I still kick myself to this day for not buying it.
2013-03-11 05:22:28 PM  
1 votes:
It's not just a refugee crisis that South Korea is really worried about, it's the NK's 5000 hardened artillery positions within firing range of Seoul.  If NK gets hit bombed by the west, even a little, even just the nuke sites, the north will probably start firing shells at Seoul.

How long would it take us to disable Five Thousand long-range artillery pieces, each embedded in its own hardened concrete bunker?  Not hours, days would be the best case, a week would be most accurate.  Getting through hardened concrete takes a direct hit from a large, directed munition.  Drones might help, repeated counter-battery might work, eventually, but one suspects most of the heavy lifting would be done by manned aircraft and laser guided 2,000 lb bombs.  5,000 is a lot of sorties.

Here's the big deal.  How many shots would the NK howitzers get off before being destroyed?  Modern artillery can fire a few rounds a minute, but lets say that each of the 5000 fire just 1 round per minute and are - on average, destroyed after just one hour of firing.

Using that artificially low rate of fire and terribly optimistic rate of destroying their guns, it would still result in 300,000 high explosive and incendiary shells hitting Seoul in the first hour of fighting.   After the first hour of fighting, Seoul would look like Dresden.  If the war came on fast, in response to say, a surprise attack by the west, a good proportion of Seoul's 25 million population would see their last day on earth.

It's not Best Korea's nukes that have everyone in the South worried, it's their half-century old gun tech.  Which unless we have some new technology hidden away that is able to instantly disable 5000 howitzers, the chances of a preemptive strike against the north's nukes is about as close to 0% as it gets.
2013-03-11 05:18:53 PM  
1 votes:

Lachwen: I mean hell, they're still flying MiG-17s, which are Korean War-era aircraft.


They've got a few dozen MiG 29's as well as some older MiGs. I'm not saying South Korea won't get their hair mussed but I do say no more than one to two thousand killed, tops, depending on the breaks.
2013-03-11 05:10:59 PM  
1 votes:
We should set NK up with Twinkie making equipment. If that was their national product we could help them to help themselves. That could probably sustain their nation without their fatass in charge.
2013-03-11 05:07:33 PM  
1 votes:

KangTheMad: iheartscotch: MaudlinMutantMollusk: EvilEgg: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Put up or shut up, tubby

You might feel differently if you lived in Seoul.

They don't seem to be real worried about it, either, from what I've seen

/I don't believe for a minute this situation is any different from the dozen other times Best Korea has screamed and squealed and stomped it's little feet

I agree; the south would tear through the Norks like chilli through an old folks home.

Except the Korean DMZ is the most heavily fortified border in the world with thousands of landmines. You would need a ton of engineering vehicles just to not have to go through single file.



Or you have Puff the Magic Dragon clear the way.
2013-03-11 05:06:33 PM  
1 votes:

iheartscotch: MaudlinMutantMollusk: EvilEgg: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Put up or shut up, tubby

You might feel differently if you lived in Seoul.

They don't seem to be real worried about it, either, from what I've seen

/I don't believe for a minute this situation is any different from the dozen other times Best Korea has screamed and squealed and stomped it's little feet

I agree; the south would tear through the Norks like chilli through an old folks home.


Pretty much.  I was talking about this over Facebook with my brother the other day, and this was his take on it:

"Here's the thing with Best Korea: They do not know how to get their way in the international scene by any other means than saber rattling. They're like a small, petulant child who only throws tantrums, and the international community, like parents who are frustrated and tired, simply give in after a while because they don't want the screaming to keep happening in public.

"If they do go nutso and ACTUALLY try something, however, the result will probably be initially quite bad but over very fast. Seoul will get pounded, and there will be a lot of casualties there. Which is horrible. But after taking a bloody nose from the DPRK, the South Korea/US alliance will pound their military into a fine powder. Currently we have two aircraft carrier battle groups within strike range, plus two divisions of ground troops and two wings of land-based aircraft. The technology level of DPRK is ancient compared to this, I mean hell, they're still flying MiG-17s, which are Korean War-era aircraft. Grand total they have around 110 operational aircraft out of a claimed 1,500. A single squadron of F/A-18s and a couple Arliegh Burke-class cruisers would be enough to deal with that.

"And don't worry about China in all this. China knows if a war starts, they're going to be dealing with MILLIONS of Korean refugees, a humanitarian disaster on a scale they've never had. They are getting really frustrated with the little pipsqueak they said they'd defend, and just recently voted FOR the UN sanctions in the security council. If a war does happen, you'll see China make a wall of soldiers just behind the Yalu River, and that will be the anvil against which the US/South Korea hammer strikes."
2013-03-11 04:58:00 PM  
1 votes:

JusticeandIndependence: I just want to know who is beating this war drum?


North Korea. Haven't you been paying attention?
2013-03-11 04:51:35 PM  
1 votes:

mysticcat: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]

Seoul brothers


Pyongyang Train! The hippest trip in East Asia. 60 nonstop years across the tracks of your mind, into the exciting world of ... uh ... Pyongyang.
2013-03-11 04:44:36 PM  
1 votes:
You know you're low when even the UN can pull an "Oh, Snap!" moment on you.
2013-03-11 04:40:58 PM  
1 votes:
grapplersplanet.com
2013-03-11 04:38:29 PM  
1 votes:

vudukungfu: mysticcat: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]

Seoul brothers

What the fark IS that?
A beer with  a pacifier nipple on it?


Looks like the lid of a candy dish to me, only smaller. So it's a beer lid, I guess.
2013-03-11 04:36:42 PM  
1 votes:
I still say that they're doing all of this posturing to secure Kim Jong Un's legitmacy so maybe he can initiate the reconciliation process without being overthrown.

Or, maybe that's more what I hope, because I question his tactics at the moment.
2013-03-11 04:36:10 PM  
1 votes:

iheartscotch: MaudlinMutantMollusk: EvilEgg: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Put up or shut up, tubby

You might feel differently if you lived in Seoul.

They don't seem to be real worried about it, either, from what I've seen

/I don't believe for a minute this situation is any different from the dozen other times Best Korea has screamed and squealed and stomped it's little feet

I agree; the south would tear through the Norks like chilli through an old folks home.


Thank you General MacArthur.
2013-03-11 04:35:55 PM  
1 votes:

mysticcat: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]

Seoul brothers


What the fark IS that?
A beer with  a pacifier nipple on it?
2013-03-11 04:34:12 PM  
1 votes:
Be nice if we could just say, "Fair enough" and have the B-2s pay their nuclear facilities a visit.  China would probably thank us at this rate.
2013-03-11 04:05:33 PM  
1 votes:
The U.N. can say it's still valid, but that doesn't mean anything if Best Korea decides to ignore it.
 
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