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(Talking Points Memo)   NRA chief Wayne LaPierre's 336-page survival manual on sale for only $4.95. When society collapses, you'll be able to burn it for heat   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 251
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2013-03-11 03:18:56 PM
The guy is turning onto Wes from "The Survivors" more and more everyday.
 
2013-03-11 03:28:25 PM
"this book is a must have for all families," Nelson wrote. "although Wayne LaPierre is not a survivalist he certainly fires on all cylinders in this must have book. how many people even think to carry water and food and maybe even clothing and blankets in their car trunks? when you are traveling across country what do you look for when pulling off the interstate in an unfamiliar city? what do you do if there is a knock on the door in the middle of the night with a stranger asking for help?"

Uh. I shoot them and claim a burglar was trying to break in .... cordially?
 
2013-03-11 03:30:38 PM
Good post.  I sent the link to my prepper buddy and he ordered.  More sold.
 
2013-03-11 03:44:45 PM
So what's on the other 335 pages after the first one just says "BUY MOAR GUNZ" written in his own poo?
 
2013-03-11 03:50:51 PM
Currently on the best seller list at #45

/with a bullet
 
2013-03-11 03:56:33 PM
OH MY GOD!  It's *HORRIBLE* that he would write something like that!  The man is obviously an inhuman monster!
 
2013-03-11 03:56:55 PM
In a February op-ed, for instance, he raised the prospect of "terrorists, crime, drug gangs, the possibility of Euro-style debt riots, civil unrest or natural disaster" to bolster his arguments against any new federal gun control measures.

The first thing that happened in the "Euro-style debt riots" was the parasitic class raiding the rural family homes of producers, job creators and preppers, who'd had their firearms confiscated by the civil disarmament authorities.

Many people choose to ignore than. Not Wayne LaPierre.
 
2013-03-11 04:00:18 PM

dittybopper: OH MY GOD!  It's *HORRIBLE* that he would write something like that!  The man is obviously an inhuman monster!


No, he's a fearmongering shyster, laughing all the way to the bank. He's a grifter. A con artist.
 
2013-03-11 04:12:54 PM

dittybopper: OH MY GOD!  It's *HORRIBLE* that he would write something like that!  The man is obviously an inhuman monster!


No kidding! And subby not only wants to to grab guns but also burn books. Congrats, subby, you're Double Hitler.

Wayne LaPierre is a patriot doing his level best to educate people about the real world threats that necessitate large arsenals in every home.
Additionally, he's a strong advocate for ridding us of the scourge of violent video games -- the real cause of mass shootings.

You'd think everyone would be more grateful. It's truly sad he's so misunderstood.
 
2013-03-11 04:13:42 PM
TP for my pit latrine
 
2013-03-11 04:15:33 PM

dittybopper: OH MY GOD!  It's *HORRIBLE* that he would write something like that!  The man is obviously an inhuman monster!


You have brilliantly ridiculed the thing that exists only in your head.
 
2013-03-11 04:22:12 PM
I especially like the part that warns against vaccinations, which are actually the government's way of injecting tracking devices into your children.
 
2013-03-11 04:26:03 PM

mysticcat: I especially like the part that warns against vaccinations, which are actually the government's way of injecting tracking devices into your children.


I wish.
 
2013-03-11 04:26:08 PM
"Hey Spencer, those damn survival books aren't selling for shiat. Mark 'em down to $5 would ya? Thanks kid."
 
2013-03-11 04:44:38 PM
chapter 6: kill all the darkies.
 
2013-03-11 04:51:00 PM
Wayne LaPierre is better at his job than just about anyone is good at their job.  He gets people to join the NRA (adding customers), he gets people to buy guns and ammo (pleasing the advertisers) and he keeps the politicians in line (keeping customers and advertisers happy) and no matter what he says, more people sign up.

I'm not saying he's a good man, but he's a good salesman.  Maybe not a good book salesman, though.
 
2013-03-11 04:54:46 PM

Nadie_AZ: "this book is a must have for all families," Nelson wrote. "although Wayne LaPierre is not a survivalist he certainly fires on all cylinders in this must have book. how many people even think to carry water and food and maybe even clothing and blankets in their car trunks? when you are traveling across country what do you look for when pulling off the interstate in an unfamiliar city? what do you do if there is a knock on the door in the middle of the night with a stranger asking for help?"

Uh. I shoot them and claim a burglar was trying to break in .... cordially?


Then the King will say to those on his right, 'Come, you who are blessed by my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world. For I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed shot me, I was naked and you clothed me, I was sick and you visited me, I was in prison and you came to me.' Then the righteous will answer him, saying, 'Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you drink? And when did we see you a stranger and welcome you, or naked and clothe you? And when did we see you sick or in prison and visit you?' And the King will answer them, 'Truly, I say to you, as you did it to one of the least of these my brothers, you did it to me.'
 
2013-03-11 05:29:06 PM

propasaurus: Nadie_AZ: "this book is a must have for all families," Nelson wrote. "although Wayne LaPierre is not a survivalist he certainly fires on all cylinders in this must have book. how many people even think to carry water and food and maybe even clothing and blankets in their car trunks? when you are traveling across country what do you look for when pulling off the interstate in an unfamiliar city? what do you do if there is a knock on the door in the middle of the night with a stranger asking for help?"

Uh. I shoot them and claim a burglar was trying to break in .... cordially?

Then the King will say to those on his right, 'Come, you who are blessed by my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world. For I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed shot me, I was naked and you clothed me, I was sick and you visited me, I was in prison and you came to me.' Then the righteous will answer him, saying, 'Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you drink? And when did we see you a stranger and welcome you, or naked and clothe you? And when did we see you sick or in prison and visit you?' And the King will answer them, 'Truly, I say to you, as you did it to one of the least of these my brothers, you did it to me.'


That would have worked well last month when the GOP was trying to claim that MLK was a gun rights advocate.
 
2013-03-11 05:46:12 PM
*covers the book with ranch dressing, promptly eats it*
 
2013-03-11 05:49:00 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: *covers the book with ranch dressing, promptly eats it*


If you were an NRA member, you'd just cover it with paste
 
2013-03-11 05:49:10 PM
Right, right, but waiting for the asteroids to come and hoping we're going to build colonies on the Moon make perfect sense though.
 
2013-03-11 05:49:43 PM

vernonFL: No, he's a fearmongering shyster, laughing all the way to the bank. He's a grifter. A con artist.



And yet he's still preferable to the ass clowns over at the Brady Campaign.
 
2013-03-11 05:49:59 PM
what do you look for when pulling off the interstate in an unfamiliar city?

Hookers and drugs.
 
2013-03-11 05:51:01 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: *covers the book with ranch dressing, promptly eats it*


Is there any scene so American as covering a gun book in ranch dressing? It's beautiful :')
 
2013-03-11 05:51:36 PM
Except that it's a .pdf file.
 
2013-03-11 05:52:47 PM
So, 336 pages of stuff you can buy from the NRA?
 
2013-03-11 05:52:55 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: Is there any scene so American as covering a gun book in ranch dressing? It's beautiful :')


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MaudlinMutantMollusk: If you were an NRA member, you'd just cover it with paste


Delicious tomato paste?
 
2013-03-11 05:53:29 PM
be aware:
"Important: For this very special $4.95 offer, you will receive a copy of "SAFE: How to Protect Yourself, Your Family and Your Home" as well as three free issues of Whistleblower magazine. Also included with your free issues will be a renewal notice for a one-year Whistleblower subscription. If you wish to renew, do nothing, and your credit or debit card will be charged the low annual renewal rate of only $39.95. (There's no risk, because at any time you can cancel your subscription for a full refund on the unused portion.) If you don't want to renew, simply cancel by calling 1-800-4WNDCOM (800-496-3266) or by emailing c­ance­ltri­a­l[nospam-﹫-backwards]dnw­*com before the charge date printed on the renewal card you'll receive. Either way, the book and the 3 free issues are yours to keep. (Only one copy of "SAFE" at this price per household. Offer good only in the U.S.)"

--- and they don't tell you what the Shipping/Handling Charges are
 
2013-03-11 05:53:33 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Delicious tomato paste?


More likely library
 
2013-03-11 05:55:10 PM
i48.tinypic.com

But is it in braille?
 
2013-03-11 05:55:22 PM
I almost feel sorry for NRA members pissing their money into LaPierre's fear machine.  Almost.
 
2013-03-11 05:56:16 PM
Wayne LaPierre is a front by the Obama junta to make patriotic Americans look crazy.  You can tell by his French name.  The regime tripped up on that one.  I am not fooled.

Ever vigilant.
 
2013-03-11 05:57:29 PM
How many pages does it take to say "Kill them all and let God sort it out"?
 
2013-03-11 06:00:45 PM
"If you want to take the right steps to prepare and protect the things that are most important to you - your family,

Buy a gun. Be willing to kill them too though, RIP Nancy Lanza.

your home,

Buy a gun.

your financial future

Buy lots of guns. Also, sell fear to nitwits.

Brought to you by the grassroots NRA. Not affiliated with any weapons manufacturer.
 
2013-03-11 06:01:41 PM
If the future frightens you, shoot it.
 
2013-03-11 06:02:01 PM
when you are traveling across country what do you look for when pulling off the interstate in an unfamiliar city? what do you do if there is a knock on the door in the middle of the night with a stranger asking for help?"

Does it point out the obvious fact that if you pull off the interstate in an unfamiliar city, YOU will be the stranger knocking on the door in the middle of the night asking for help? These poor freaks are wildly missing the fact that they're treating everyone like crazed maniacs and thieves....but will someday need help from those same maniacs. And then what will they do?
 
2013-03-11 06:02:04 PM
Get out there on The Razor's Edge, and a book can be put to good use.
 
2013-03-11 06:04:57 PM
what do you look for when pulling off the interstate in an unfamiliar city?

I look for Martin Luther King Blvd......and then I try to get away from that street as quickly as possible.
 
2013-03-11 06:06:39 PM
"when you are traveling across country what do you look for when pulling off the interstate in an unfamiliar city?"

Um, when I've driven across country, I've planned ahead and made a reservation at a hotel and scoped out a good restaurant. Or if I change my location last minute, like when I decided to drive a little further across northeastern Utah, I Google mapped some reliable chains. There, gimme $5.
 
2013-03-11 06:06:43 PM
Bang bang!
 
2013-03-11 06:07:22 PM

Gyrfalcon: when you are traveling across country what do you look for when pulling off the interstate in an unfamiliar city? what do you do if there is a knock on the door in the middle of the night with a stranger asking for help?"

Does it point out the obvious fact that if you pull off the interstate in an unfamiliar city, YOU will be the stranger knocking on the door in the middle of the night asking for help? These poor freaks are wildly missing the fact that they're treating everyone like crazed maniacs and thieves....but will someday need help from those same maniacs. And then what will they do?


Well they'll get the family out of the car and utilize the small unit tactics gone over in the manual. Kill the maniacal family living in that home and occupy the dwelling until rescue by fellow patriots or resources are depleted.
 
2013-03-11 06:07:23 PM
Miss me yet?

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2013-03-11 06:08:51 PM

factoryconnection: Wayne LaPierre is better at his job than just about anyone is good at their job.  He gets people to join the NRA (adding customers), he gets people to buy guns and ammo (pleasing the advertisers) and he keeps the politicians in line (keeping customers and advertisers happy) and no matter what he says, more people sign up.

I'm not saying he's a good man, but he's a good salesman.  Maybe not a good book salesman, though.


This isn't about making money on book sales. It is all about generating leads.
 
2013-03-11 06:09:16 PM

uncleacid: Miss me yet?

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I remember the Fark thread that came up after he passed away.....some idiots acted like some evil dictator had just died.
 
2013-03-11 06:10:04 PM

The_Sponge: what do you look for when pulling off the interstate in an unfamiliar city?

I look for Martin Luther King Blvd......and then I try to get away from that street as quickly as possible.


Be sure to ask these fine gentlemen for directions.

i471.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-11 06:10:41 PM

MontanaDave: factoryconnection: Wayne LaPierre is better at his job than just about anyone is good at their job.  He gets people to join the NRA (adding customers), he gets people to buy guns and ammo (pleasing the advertisers) and he keeps the politicians in line (keeping customers and advertisers happy) and no matter what he says, more people sign up.

I'm not saying he's a good man, but he's a good salesman.  Maybe not a good book salesman, though.

This isn't about making money on book sales. It is all about generating leads.


These are the new leads. These are the NRA Survivalist leads. And to you they're gold, and you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you would be throwing them away. They're for closers.
 
2013-03-11 06:10:49 PM

MontanaDave: factoryconnection: Wayne LaPierre is better at his job than just about anyone is good at their job.  He gets people to join the NRA (adding customers), he gets people to buy guns and ammo (pleasing the advertisers) and he keeps the politicians in line (keeping customers and advertisers happy) and no matter what he says, more people sign up.

I'm not saying he's a good man, but he's a good salesman.  Maybe not a good book salesman, though.

This isn't about making money on book sales. It is all about generating leads.


The leads are weak.
 
2013-03-11 06:11:07 PM

Car_Ramrod: The_Sponge: what do you look for when pulling off the interstate in an unfamiliar city?

I look for Martin Luther King Blvd......and then I try to get away from that street as quickly as possible.

Be sure to ask these fine gentlemen for directions.

[i471.photobucket.com image 378x195]



Heh.
 
2013-03-11 06:12:34 PM

Rapmaster2000: MontanaDave: factoryconnection: Wayne LaPierre is better at his job than just about anyone is good at their job.  He gets people to join the NRA (adding customers), he gets people to buy guns and ammo (pleasing the advertisers) and he keeps the politicians in line (keeping customers and advertisers happy) and no matter what he says, more people sign up.

I'm not saying he's a good man, but he's a good salesman.  Maybe not a good book salesman, though.

This isn't about making money on book sales. It is all about generating leads.

These are the new leads. These are the NRA Survivalist leads. And to you they're gold, and you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you would be throwing them away. They're for closers.


Damn you...

/Second prize is a set of AR15
 
2013-03-11 06:13:04 PM

Rapmaster2000: MontanaDave: factoryconnection: Wayne LaPierre is better at his job than just about anyone is good at their job.  He gets people to join the NRA (adding customers), he gets people to buy guns and ammo (pleasing the advertisers) and he keeps the politicians in line (keeping customers and advertisers happy) and no matter what he says, more people sign up.

I'm not saying he's a good man, but he's a good salesman.  Maybe not a good book salesman, though.

This isn't about making money on book sales. It is all about generating leads.

These are the new leads. These are the NRA Survivalist leads. And to you they're gold, and you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you would be throwing them away. They're for closers.


First prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Second prize is a set of handguns. Third prize is you're executed.
 
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