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(Entertainment Weekly)   Matt Damon on playing Liberace's gay lover in a biopic: "Every Sunday night, this girl would come to my house and I would stand in my garage and I would hike my boxer briefs up into the crack of my ass and she would give me a spray tan"   (popwatch.ew.com) divider line 70
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2013-03-11 03:18:44 PM
Coincidentally, he would have done pretty much the same thing if he had been the real Liberace's lover.

/"spray tan" would have had a completely different meaning, though.
 
2013-03-11 03:42:04 PM
"...and then I began preparing to play the role."
 
2013-03-11 03:48:22 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: "...and then I began preparing to play the role."


I SWEAR THE GOD I CAME HERE TO POST THAT.
 
2013-03-11 03:49:06 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Coincidentally, he would have done pretty much the same thing if he had been the real Liberace's lover.

/"spray tan" would have had a completely different meaning, though.


Someone didn't RTFA:

As for their sex scenes together (and trust us, the movie has plenty), Damon and Douglas both say that shooting a moment of passion is always awkward, no matter who's involved. "The scene where I'm behind him and going at him, we did that in one take," recalls Damon, laughing. "We do it. Cut. There's a long pause. And then you just hear Steven go, "Well... I have no notes."

Sounds like Lib was a bottom.
 
2013-03-11 03:49:11 PM
Liberace was gay?
 
2013-03-11 03:51:12 PM
I take it that "lemon face, lion face" has a totally different meaning for this role.
 
2013-03-11 03:51:29 PM
Every Sunday night, this girl would come to my house and I would stand in my garage and I would hike my boxer briefs up into the crack of my a- and she would give me a spray tan

Usually Ben Affleck does that but he's gotten very uppity since winning Best Director.
 
2013-03-11 03:51:41 PM

Nurglitch: Liberace was gay?


[austin-powers.jpg]

// I wish my brother George was here
 
2013-03-11 03:53:33 PM

Nurglitch: Liberace was gay?


but girls loved him
 
2013-03-11 03:53:34 PM
...or was it Best Picture?
 
2013-03-11 03:55:47 PM

Uzzah: FirstNationalBastard: Coincidentally, he would have done pretty much the same thing if he had been the real Liberace's lover.

/"spray tan" would have had a completely different meaning, though.

Someone didn't RTFA:

As for their sex scenes together (and trust us, the movie has plenty), Damon and Douglas both say that shooting a moment of passion is always awkward, no matter who's involved. "The scene where I'm behind him and going at him, we did that in one take," recalls Damon, laughing. "We do it. Cut. There's a long pause. And then you just hear Steven go, "Well... I have no notes."

Sounds like Lib was a bottom.


Liberace was a man's man! No way was he a bottom!

Liberace was in there, pounding away, and refusing to give a reacharound!
 
2013-03-11 03:56:01 PM
In order to have the correct emoting during the gay sex scenes, he thinks of Ben.
 
2013-03-11 03:56:51 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Uzzah: FirstNationalBastard: Coincidentally, he would have done pretty much the same thing if he had been the real Liberace's lover.

/"spray tan" would have had a completely different meaning, though.

Someone didn't RTFA:

As for their sex scenes together (and trust us, the movie has plenty), Damon and Douglas both say that shooting a moment of passion is always awkward, no matter who's involved. "The scene where I'm behind him and going at him, we did that in one take," recalls Damon, laughing. "We do it. Cut. There's a long pause. And then you just hear Steven go, "Well... I have no notes."

Sounds like Lib was a bottom.

Liberace was a man's man! No way was he a bottom!

Liberace was in there, pounding away, and refusing to give a reacharound!


So long as he didn't cuddle afterwards. That's too gay.
 
2013-03-11 03:57:26 PM

Uzzah: Sounds like Lib was a bottom.


This was a surprise?
 
2013-03-11 04:01:41 PM

Nurglitch: FirstNationalBastard: Uzzah: FirstNationalBastard: Coincidentally, he would have done pretty much the same thing if he had been the real Liberace's lover.

/"spray tan" would have had a completely different meaning, though.

Someone didn't RTFA:

As for their sex scenes together (and trust us, the movie has plenty), Damon and Douglas both say that shooting a moment of passion is always awkward, no matter who's involved. "The scene where I'm behind him and going at him, we did that in one take," recalls Damon, laughing. "We do it. Cut. There's a long pause. And then you just hear Steven go, "Well... I have no notes."

Sounds like Lib was a bottom.

Liberace was a man's man! No way was he a bottom!

Liberace was in there, pounding away, and refusing to give a reacharound!

So long as he didn't cuddle afterwards. That's too gay.


Liberace didn't hug... he tagged in Charles Nelson Reilly to continue pounding your anus raw while he went and had a nice, rare steak and a flask of Jack Daniels.
 
2013-03-11 04:08:18 PM
Does anyone know if this film includes anything from the Wonderland murders?

Because on the E True Hollywood Story on John Holmes, Liberace's ex-boyfriend was interviewed extensively for the segment about Wonderland and the mass quantities of cocaine therein.

And...the best Liberace since the original...

i1168.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-11 04:14:28 PM

Nurglitch: Liberace was gay?


Mothers everywhere were surprised by this revelation.
 
2013-03-11 04:18:32 PM
How come people don't like Matt Damon?
 
2013-03-11 04:18:57 PM
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2013-03-11 04:19:52 PM
I read that headline as Matt Dillion and read the quote in his voice.
 
2013-03-11 04:30:12 PM

Nurglitch: So long as he didn't cuddle afterwards. That's too gay.


i1.ytimg.com

agrees
 
2013-03-11 04:30:27 PM
In the tub, In the car, up against the mini-bar.
 
2013-03-11 04:49:39 PM
 "Every Sunday night, this girl would come to my house and I would stand in my garage and I would hike my boxer briefs up into the crack of my ass and she would give me a spray tan"


How much does that cost for us plebes and peons?
 
2013-03-11 04:57:27 PM

Explodo: How come people don't like Matt Damon?


Good looking
smart
liberal
decent actor

Take your pick. Plenty more reasons, I'm sure.

/I like him for the last 3 reasons I listed.
 
2013-03-11 05:00:31 PM

Bloody William: Mr. Coffee Nerves: "...and then I began preparing to play the role."

I SWEAR THE GOD I CAME HERE TO POST THAT.


Yep.  Except I had, "and then somebody told me about this offer".

/Which "the god"?
//Crom?
 
2013-03-11 05:00:31 PM
They sure made Michael Douglas look like Steve Carell.
 
2013-03-11 05:04:02 PM
It should be noted that Liberace had his b/f's face altered to look like a younger version of himself, so he could in effect plook himself.

Really one of the underreported instances of malignant narcissism in entertainment history

vindicatemj.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-11 05:04:44 PM
I knew Matt Damon was a F.A.G.

/Matt.....
//Damon.....
 
2013-03-11 05:06:02 PM

zarberg: Explodo: How come people don't like Matt Damon?

Good looking
smart
liberal
decent actor

Take your pick. Plenty more reasons, I'm sure.

/I like him for the last 3 reasons I listed.


I think he's great, and he seems like a down to earth guy, too. I just can't hate that dude.
 
2013-03-11 05:10:15 PM

Mike Chewbacca: zarberg: Explodo: How come people don't like Matt Damon?

Good looking
smart
liberal
decent actor

Take your pick. Plenty more reasons, I'm sure.

/I like him for the last 3 reasons I listed.

I think he's great, and he seems like a down to earth guy, too. I just can't hate that dude.


I appreciated him making fun of himself on Entourage, and I always forget he is a reeeeally good actor due to all of the boring action movies he does.

/which I still enjoy endlessly
 
2013-03-11 05:17:34 PM
If he screws up one of the love scenes, does the director just stand there after saying, "It's not your fault" over and over again?
 
2013-03-11 05:18:42 PM

Mike Chewbacca: zarberg: Explodo: How come people don't like Matt Damon?

Good looking
smart
liberal
decent actor

Take your pick. Plenty more reasons, I'm sure.

/I like him for the last 3 reasons I listed.

I think he's great, and he seems like a down to earth guy, too. I just can't hate that dude.


He's like Justin Timberlake only not as funny, and I assume if he could sing we'd know about it by now.
 
2013-03-11 05:20:29 PM
no studio would distribute it.  They sold it to HBO.
 
2013-03-11 05:24:49 PM

Whatthefark: I read that headline as Matt Dillion and read the quote in his voice.


If there was a hilarious button, i'da clicked it
 
2013-03-11 05:27:48 PM
And then they raided Ric Flair's wardrobe.
 
2013-03-11 05:32:03 PM

thecpt: Mike Chewbacca: zarberg: Explodo: How come people don't like Matt Damon?

Good looking
smart
liberal
decent actor

Take your pick. Plenty more reasons, I'm sure.

/I like him for the last 3 reasons I listed.

I think he's great, and he seems like a down to earth guy, too. I just can't hate that dude.

I appreciated him making fun of himself on Entourage, and I always forget he is a reeeeally good actor due to all of the boring action movies he does.

/which I still enjoy endlessly


He played himself as a major douche on 'House of Lies,' too
 
2013-03-11 05:33:56 PM
And let us not forget my favorite performance by him:

m.cdn.blog.hu

/Scotty doesn't know.
 
2013-03-11 05:53:25 PM
I didn't need to know me and Matt Damon wear the same underwear.

/Although I'm surprised he hasn't noticed his have been going missing.
 
2013-03-11 06:01:41 PM
Zarquon's Flat Tire:
He's like Justin Timberlake only not as funny, and I assume if he could sing we'd know about it by now.

On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door.

/look it up, uncleacid even pointed it out.
 
2013-03-11 06:05:48 PM
But Liberace went to court ans SWORE that he wasn't gay! Are you telling me he was a perjurer as well as a toxic lover? Oh the humanity!
 
2013-03-11 06:07:49 PM
I've had nightmares about that EW cover ever since it showed up in my mailbox.

/can't sleep, gay Matt Damon will eat me...


uncleacid: In the tub, In the car, up against the mini-bar.


Came for this ref.
 
2013-03-11 06:13:35 PM
I'm going to watch this and I'm probably going to laugh at all the wrong times. I just know it.
 
2013-03-11 06:30:35 PM
but who gets to play Buddy Hackett in the flick?

//"We're suing for payment of five million dollars, but we're willing to settle out of court for roughly 500 dollars."

////come on - any other SCTV fans remember that one?
 
2013-03-11 06:36:40 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: He's like Justin Timberlake only not as funny, and I assume if he could sing we'd know about it by now.


Matt Damon actually did some singing on 'Will and Grace,' and isn't bad at all.

Also, I'm female, so watching straight actors play gay characters and/or engage in fabulous naked-time activities is completely okay for me. It's like how guys appreciate the scene in 'Wild Things' where Denise Richards and Neve Campbell make out licky-style a little more than many females do, and how yaoi (guy-on-guy anime,) is primarily produced for the enjoyment of teenage girls.

...Did...did you not know that that went both ways? 'Cause it does.

/I would honestly not be surprised if Catherine Zeta-Jones and Luciana Barroso called in some serious blackmail and/or favors to get this greenlit.
//you'd also be shocked how many women are cool with the kind of threesomes you straight boys like, provided you're cool with reciprocating on our birthdays
 
2013-03-11 06:37:08 PM

Explodo: How come people don't like Matt Damon?


Not sure... I think it's just Cool® to dislike him, or something. People don't usually have concrete reasons for disliking actors and musicians, word gets aout that person "X" is the new one to badmouth, and suddenly they are on board...

Basically they were hating Matt Damon before hating Matt Damon was cool...
 
2013-03-11 06:38:13 PM

Old_Chief_Scott: I'm going to watch this and I'm probably going to laugh at all the wrong times. I just know it.


 I'm  with you chief it will be similiar to the time I watched the other sister
 
2013-03-11 06:38:17 PM

BalugaJoe: no studio would distribute it.  They sold it to HBO.


Yeah, because HBO never backs any original material on their own, right?
 
2013-03-11 06:49:21 PM

SpiderQueenDemon: Zarquon's Flat Tire: He's like Justin Timberlake only not as funny, and I assume if he could sing we'd know about it by now.

Matt Damon actually did some singing on 'Will and Grace,' and isn't bad at all.

Also, I'm female, so watching straight actors play gay characters and/or engage in fabulous naked-time activities is completely okay for me. It's like how guys appreciate the scene in 'Wild Things' where Denise Richards and Neve Campbell make out licky-style a little more than many females do, and how yaoi (guy-on-guy anime,) is primarily produced for the enjoyment of teenage girls.

...Did...did you not know that that went both ways? 'Cause it does.

/I would honestly not be surprised if Catherine Zeta-Jones and Luciana Barroso called in some serious blackmail and/or favors to get this greenlit.
//you'd also be shocked how many women are cool with the kind of threesomes you straight boys like, provided you're cool with reciprocating on our birthdays


This is Fark. You really needn't try so hard.
 
2013-03-11 06:49:47 PM

rocinante721: It should be noted that Liberace had his b/f's face altered to look like a younger version of himself, so he could in effect plook himself.

Really one of the underreported instances of malignant narcissism in entertainment history

[vindicatemj.files.wordpress.com image 393x396]


That's all sorts of messed up.
 
2013-03-11 06:59:03 PM

thornhill: Nurglitch: Liberace was gay?

Mothers everywhere were surprised by this revelation.




www.thecomicstrips.com
 
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