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(Detroit Free Press)   Former mayor of Detroit convicted on 24 counts of racketeering and extortion. Prosecution to ask that he be sentenced to a minimum of 20 years of living in Detroit   (freep.com) divider line 37
    More: News, Kwame Kilpatrick, Detroit, racketeering, mayor of Detroit, extortion, prosecutors, RICO, coverages  
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2013-03-11 02:39:52 PM  
7 votes:

Anne.Uumellmahaye: What is racketeering, anyway?


sportychictennis.com
2013-03-11 01:09:10 PM  
4 votes:

Anne.Uumellmahaye: What is racketeering, anyway?


Next step up from a noise complaint.
2013-03-11 12:23:10 PM  
4 votes:
It is a punishment of extraordinary magnitude
2013-03-11 01:54:49 PM  
3 votes:
i48.tinypic.com
2013-03-11 12:35:38 PM  
3 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-03-11 02:40:48 PM  
2 votes:
Where do they hold the national convention of black mayors?

Cell block C
2013-03-11 02:26:54 PM  
2 votes:
Sonuva...

I hope someone shanks that asshole so my inbox will stop blowing up with notifications.
2013-03-11 01:34:03 PM  
2 votes:

Joe Blowme: DigitalCoffee: Anne.Uumellmahaye: What is racketeering, anyway?

Doesn't that have something to do with John McEnroe?

/where do you send someone that already lives in detriot? cleveland?

Atlanta


Flint.
2013-03-11 01:20:15 PM  
2 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2013-03-11 01:10:20 PM  
2 votes:

98K514: And we all know, if given the chance, Detroiters would re-elect him in a heartbeat.


THIS


Im sure they all think he's a vicitm, should have used the "biatch set me up!" defense

i26.photobucket.com
And I got was a dead hooker
2013-03-11 12:40:45 PM  
2 votes:
Ctrl-F "Japanese dude from Kentucky Fried Movie".  Leaving satisfied.
2013-03-11 12:40:15 PM  
2 votes:
Living in Detroit will soon resemble solitary confinement
2013-03-11 12:35:30 PM  
2 votes:
i690.photobucket.com
2013-03-11 12:20:08 PM  
2 votes:
We've come a long way from the red Navigator. Burn in hell you pimping douche.
2013-03-11 03:01:57 PM  
1 votes:
Judge just sent him straight to jail...LOL!!! See ya in 20, pimp daddy.
2013-03-11 02:46:09 PM  
1 votes:
He's brought shame to the whole Irish race.
2013-03-11 02:35:36 PM  
1 votes:

Onkel Buck: megarian: Ah. This is all over the news here in the D interrupting regularly scheduled programming and now NO ONE is going to be able to watch Judge Mathis.

shiat just got real.

Judge Mathis is from The D  and friends with Kwame. Probably all kinds of mixed emotions up there today on the part of TV viewers


If anything is going to start a riot, this will.

Good thing that it's raining. It makes some parts of Detroit slightly less flammable.

Slightly.
2013-03-11 02:34:42 PM  
1 votes:
It would have been nice if the car that Kilpatrick left in was a 6000 SUX.
2013-03-11 02:09:52 PM  
1 votes:
that's two sock-puppets and only one bite  Lt. Cheese Weasel, time to throw in the towel.
2013-03-11 02:09:22 PM  
1 votes:
He was just following Coleman Young's legacy.  What's the problem?  Was that wrong?  Should he not have done that?
2013-03-11 02:03:27 PM  
1 votes:

HillshirefarmsGOMEAT: Why am I surprised at this? Ol racist Michigan never wanted this family in power in Detroit. They took Carolyn Cheeks-Kilpatrick through the ringer (his mom) when she was in Detroit politics and now her son is in office (was in office) and they come after him too. Really? 20 years in prison for getting yoga lessons, paying for tuition and going on vacation? Is this not the lives of half of middle-income America? And he had tailored suits! OH, the humanity! This was overkill to teach him a lesson. Don't be black and in power in Michigan.


Lulz.
2013-03-11 02:03:25 PM  
1 votes:
Missing from the article, the word Democrat. That figures.
2013-03-11 02:00:38 PM  
1 votes:
Ah. This is all over the news here in the D interrupting regularly scheduled programming and now NO ONE is going to be able to watch Judge Mathis.

shiat just got real.
2013-03-11 01:50:28 PM  
1 votes:
i38.tinypic.com
2013-03-11 01:33:23 PM  
1 votes:
i78.photobucket.com
"Biatches Kwame leave."

2013-03-11 01:32:02 PM  
1 votes:

Latinwolf: Shostie:  kendelrio: I **still** haven't found an answer to "What is the Kwame meme about?"
/help?
//anyone?
///Bueller?
So, this thread happened:
http://www.fark.com/comments/6431470/70734706
To sum, a TFer posted a thread about saving up to buy a Real Doll, but now he found a woman and asked TFD whether or not he should still buy the doll.
Obviously, a fake thread.
Then the mods outed him and hilarity ensued.


Was't he also the same guy that made a submission about his balls getting wedged in his wooden chair and he got outed that time too?


No that was BigZ2K and here is THAT thread....



"So Very Scared...for mah BALLZ!!"
2013-03-11 01:28:51 PM  
1 votes:

DigitalCoffee: Anne.Uumellmahaye: What is racketeering, anyway?

Doesn't that have something to do with John McEnroe?

/where do you send someone that already lives in detriot? cleveland?


Atlanta
2013-03-11 01:07:18 PM  
1 votes:

GoodyearPimp: Ctrl-F "Japanese dude from Kentucky Fried Movie".  Leaving satisfied.


Dr. Klahn was Chinese.


Maybe Kwame was he using the money he grifted to build a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude.

/You have our gratitude
2013-03-11 01:05:45 PM  
1 votes:
What is racketeering, anyway?
2013-03-11 01:02:45 PM  
1 votes:
I'm all for the New Delta City plan, myself.  We've got the Robocop plan ready to go, but the Republicans insist on filibustering for their ED-209 option which is never going to have the votes to pass.  It's barely even in beta anyways.
2013-03-11 01:00:04 PM  
1 votes:
Camden, NJ is actually worse that Detroit. Brian Williams told me so.
2013-03-11 12:57:58 PM  
1 votes:
Former mayor of Detroit convicted on 24 counts of racketeering and extortion. Prosecution to ask that he be sentenced to a minimum of 20 years of living in Detroit

www.wearysloth.com
"If you mention extortion again, I will have your legs broken."
2013-03-11 12:44:37 PM  
1 votes:
Detroit...it's the minor leagues of political corruption.  If you can do well there, they send you to Chicago.

/and on rare occasion to the Senate and the White House
2013-03-11 12:42:28 PM  
1 votes:
In other news... His co-conspirator will be beheaded and then taken to be tortured.
2013-03-11 12:38:43 PM  
1 votes:
i29.photobucket.com

i29.photobucket.com
2013-03-11 12:36:07 PM  
1 votes:
varifrank.com
Approves
2013-03-11 12:35:06 PM  
1 votes:
And we all know, if given the chance, Detroiters would re-elect him in a heartbeat.
 
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