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2013-03-11 12:24:36 PM  
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/oooh, sparkly
 
2013-03-11 12:35:47 PM  
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2013-03-11 12:55:42 PM  
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Q&D
 
2013-03-11 01:03:43 PM  
And Moses parted the Afro. And saw that it was good!
 
2013-03-11 01:06:01 PM  
I like it.  It's like an inverse mohawk.
 
2013-03-11 01:06:09 PM  

penis goes where?!
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i'll show you where penis goes

 
2013-03-11 01:06:22 PM  
Man, The Smoking Gun is mailing these in anymore.
 
2013-03-11 01:06:25 PM  
Don't bother having her cleaned, just send her to my quarters at once.

/she'll just get dirty anyway
//dirty, dirty girl...

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2013-03-11 01:15:37 PM  
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2013-03-11 01:17:05 PM  
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She looks like she's let herself go...
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2013-03-11 01:18:55 PM  
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Girls with glasses get poked in the asses.
 
2013-03-11 01:18:56 PM  
That's some serious self-loathing going on there.

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2013-03-11 01:19:30 PM  
Have a super sparkly day!
 
2013-03-11 01:20:46 PM  
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I'll take two, thanks.
 
2013-03-11 01:21:14 PM  

skantea: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x525]
/oooh, sparkly


It's like a pathway to the money-shot!
 
2013-03-11 01:22:20 PM  
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This guy has been in jail before....
 
2013-03-11 01:23:52 PM  

Deathfrogg: [i.cdn.turner.com image 250x312]
This guy has been in jail before....


"But I POOP from there!"
 
2013-03-11 01:24:04 PM  
You see what underage drinking gets you?

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2013-03-11 01:25:09 PM  
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2013-03-11 01:26:30 PM  

Sybarite: You see what underage drinking gets you?

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And to think, he could have been the head of Homeland Security.

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2013-03-11 01:27:39 PM  

Diogenes: Sybarite: You see what underage drinking gets you?

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And to think, he could have been the head of Homeland Security.


Dammit. I knew he reminded me of somebody.
 
2013-03-11 01:32:44 PM  

skantea: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x525]
/oooh, sparkly


my god......shes full of stars
 
2013-03-11 01:36:34 PM  

Freakin Rican: skantea: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x525]
/oooh, sparkly

my god......shes full of stars


Her name must be Europa.  Which means you're out of luck.  Attempt no landing there.
 
2013-03-11 01:37:11 PM  
at least 14 has her goo blockers on.
 
2013-03-11 01:39:09 PM  
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2013-03-11 01:39:36 PM  

Do you have anything new to say on your behalf?

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Yeah, I do. Teddybear!

 
2013-03-11 01:41:43 PM  
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2013-03-11 01:43:08 PM  
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2013-03-11 01:43:42 PM  
Meth, meth, meth,  meth,  meth,  METH, meth,  meth,  crack, meth,  bath salts, Oaklahoma, meth,  meth,  meth,   MEEETHHH!
 
2013-03-11 01:54:54 PM  
i.imgur.com
                                   So, you wanna get outta here?
 
2013-03-11 02:00:35 PM  
Sparkly starface girl looks like Squeaky Fromme.
 
2013-03-11 02:06:45 PM  
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2013-03-11 02:11:12 PM  

i1214.photobucket.com

 
2013-03-11 02:15:30 PM  

Diogenes: I like it.  It's like an inverse mohawk.


It's referred to as an apache I believe. It was really popular never and they even wrote a song about it with no words.
 
2013-03-11 02:16:31 PM  
Face tattoos seem like they'd be real cop magnets.
 
2013-03-11 02:17:32 PM  

stuhayes2010: Man, The Smoking Gun is mailing these in anymore.


so THAT'S why it takes 3 extra days to make it onto Fark!
 
2013-03-11 02:19:21 PM  

Fish in a Barrel: Face tattoos seem like they'd be real cop magnets.


also tattoos on necks, ears, and hands
 
2013-03-11 02:21:04 PM  

Galloping Galoshes: Freakin Rican: skantea: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x525]
/oooh, sparkly

my god......shes full of stars

Her name must be Europa.  Which means you're out of luck.  Attempt no landing there.


I'd bet she at least has a landing strip..
 
2013-03-11 02:21:46 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: penis goes where?!
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i'll show you where penis goes


Win
 
2013-03-11 02:24:12 PM  

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Diogenes: I like it.  It's like an inverse mohawk.

It's referred to as an apache I believe. It was really popular never and they even wrote a song about it with no words.


Sugar Hill Gang says, what?  Apache, jump on it.

Tonto, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...Kemosabi, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...Custer, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...Apache, jump on it, jump on it, wowowowowowowowowo!!A-hunga-hunga-hunga-hunga
 
2013-03-11 02:27:11 PM  
rnatalie:
Girls with glasses get poked in the asses.

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Katy Perry... age, 37.
 
2013-03-11 02:27:37 PM  
i.imgur.com


/*looks at liquor cabinet*
//*looks at clock*
///*heaves sigh*
 
2013-03-11 02:28:48 PM  
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2013-03-11 02:31:07 PM  
DNRTFTyet, was that a dude tramp stamp? Farking gross.
 
2013-03-11 02:37:11 PM  
dl.dropbox.com
 
2013-03-11 02:37:14 PM  

stuhayes2010: Man, The Smoking Gun is mailing these in anymore.


"Anymore" does not work that way!
 
2013-03-11 02:38:07 PM  

Jackpot777: [i.cdn.turner.com image 696x870]

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2013-03-11 02:39:38 PM  

Fish in a Barrel: Face tattoos seem like they'd be real cop magnets.


Why do you say that?  Only two of the fourteen arrested have face tattoos.
 
2013-03-11 02:42:21 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: Jackpot777: [i.cdn.turner.com image 696x870]

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THAT'S IT!!
 
2013-03-11 02:43:56 PM  

Karne: Fish in a Barrel: Face tattoos seem like they'd be real cop magnets.

Why do you say that?  Only two of the fourteen arrested have face tattoos.


i'm no statistics expert, but i'd say considering only a tiny percentage of the general population has facial tattoos, then 1/7 of a group of arrestees having facial tattoos helps prove Fish in a Barrel's point
 
2013-03-11 02:45:06 PM  
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2013-03-11 02:45:57 PM  

NightOwl2255: That's some serious self-loathing going on there.

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No one wants to be Peter Criss, Lois. Not even Peter Criss!
 
2013-03-11 02:46:58 PM  

Jackpot777: THAT'S IT!!


JACKPOTTTTTT
 
2013-03-11 02:49:02 PM  
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2013-03-11 02:51:51 PM  

unchellmatt: [web.mit.edu image 500x625]

"Dinsdale!   Dinsdale!"
 
2013-03-11 02:54:52 PM  

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/Got nuttin

//If someone already posted this comparison, my apologies.  Can't see all of the images at work.

///Stupid work proxies

 
2013-03-11 02:57:40 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: penis goes where?!
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i'll show you where penis goes


NO!  Pene no va aqui!  Por Favor!  Aiiiiiiiiiiii!
 
2013-03-11 02:59:18 PM  
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Dude with a tramp-stamp, da hell.
 
2013-03-11 03:01:20 PM  
i49.tinypic.com
"Is it a A-Shirt?!!"
 
2013-03-11 03:05:03 PM  

bungle_jr: Karne: Fish in a Barrel: Face tattoos seem like they'd be real cop magnets.

Why do you say that?  Only two of the fourteen arrested have face tattoos.

i'm no statistics expert, but i'd say considering only a tiny percentage of the general population has facial tattoos, then 1/7 of a group of arrestees having facial tattoos helps prove Fish in a Barrel's point


Only 3 of the 14 arrested in this selection are black, what do you deduce from that?  Is it that more white people are incarcerated?
 
2013-03-11 03:08:43 PM  
She was just looking for her stapler.
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/A red Swingline stapler
//It's for her boyfriend
 
2013-03-11 03:08:45 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

The charge against this guy confounds me: "possession of alcohol in a public place."  Not "public drunkenness," but just having alcohol in public.  Where is THAT illegal?
 
2013-03-11 03:12:11 PM  

Karne: bungle_jr: Karne: Fish in a Barrel: Face tattoos seem like they'd be real cop magnets.

Why do you say that?  Only two of the fourteen arrested have face tattoos.

i'm no statistics expert, but i'd say considering only a tiny percentage of the general population has facial tattoos, then 1/7 of a group of arrestees having facial tattoos helps prove Fish in a Barrel's point

Only 3 of the 14 arrested in this selection are black, what do you deduce from that?  Is it that more white people are incarcerated?


more white people look stupid in their mugshots
 
2013-03-11 03:13:05 PM  

Lachwen: [i.cdn.turner.com image 696x870]

The charge against this guy confounds me: "possession of alcohol in a public place."  Not "public drunkenness," but just having alcohol in public.  Where is THAT illegal?


He was punk in drublic.
 
2013-03-11 03:16:12 PM  

bungle_jr: Karne: bungle_jr: Karne: Fish in a Barrel: Face tattoos seem like they'd be real cop magnets.

Why do you say that?  Only two of the fourteen arrested have face tattoos.

i'm no statistics expert, but i'd say considering only a tiny percentage of the general population has facial tattoos, then 1/7 of a group of arrestees having facial tattoos helps prove Fish in a Barrel's point

Only 3 of the 14 arrested in this selection are black, what do you deduce from that?  Is it that more white people are incarcerated?

more white people look stupid in their mugshots


Exactly, that is my point - these mugshots are chosen for the interesting visuals - meaning more facial tattoo photos would be selected to be showcased.
 
2013-03-11 03:17:43 PM  

Karne: Fish in a Barrel: Face tattoos seem like they'd be real cop magnets.

Why do you say that?  Only two of the fourteen arrested have face tattoos.


You see someone with a face tattoo you pay attention.  This happens to cops too.  They also make you really easy for witnesses to describe you.  "Let's see, he was average height, average weight, brown hair, not sure of eye color...  oh but he did have a shiatload of tattoos on his face."
 
2013-03-11 03:22:08 PM  

Karne: bungle_jr: Karne: bungle_jr: Karne: Fish in a Barrel: Face tattoos seem like they'd be real cop magnets.

Why do you say that?  Only two of the fourteen arrested have face tattoos.

i'm no statistics expert, but i'd say considering only a tiny percentage of the general population has facial tattoos, then 1/7 of a group of arrestees having facial tattoos helps prove Fish in a Barrel's point

Only 3 of the 14 arrested in this selection are black, what do you deduce from that?  Is it that more white people are incarcerated?

more white people look stupid in their mugshots

Exactly, that is my point - these mugshots are chosen for the interesting visuals - meaning more facial tattoo photos would be selected to be showcased.


still, there are far fewer facially tattooed people than there are black people, yet there are almost as many facially tattooed folks as black folks in this particular batch of arrestees, so the facially tattooed = up-to-no-good stereotype still is not disproved by your line of reasoning
 
2013-03-11 03:22:09 PM  

Lachwen: [i.cdn.turner.com image 696x870]

The charge against this guy confounds me: "possession of alcohol in a public place."  Not "public drunkenness," but just having alcohol in public.  Where is THAT illegal?


Possession of an open intoxicant in public is illegal lots of places[citation needed[pun intended]].  However, my experience seeing people get a citation for it or talking to LEOs I know, is it's a secondary charge or you usually have to be a total d-bag or to get charged with it as the vast majority of cops will just tell you to pour it out.
 
2013-03-11 03:23:23 PM  
Karne:
Only 3 of the 14 arrested in this selection are black, what do you deduce from that?  Is it that more white people are incarcerated?

Yes.  That is exactly the case. And more white people are on public assistance. Absolutely the truth.  Amazing how demographics work. Imagine the level of douchebaggery, political posturing and ignorance it must take to convince people otherwise.
 
2013-03-11 03:24:53 PM  
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Please tell me that is a Sharpie job, not a tattoo.
 
2013-03-11 03:26:41 PM  

bungle_jr: Karne: bungle_jr: Karne: bungle_jr: Karne: Fish in a Barrel: Face tattoos seem like they'd be real cop magnets.

Why do you say that?  Only two of the fourteen arrested have face tattoos.

i'm no statistics expert, but i'd say considering only a tiny percentage of the general population has facial tattoos, then 1/7 of a group of arrestees having facial tattoos helps prove Fish in a Barrel's point

Only 3 of the 14 arrested in this selection are black, what do you deduce from that?  Is it that more white people are incarcerated?

more white people look stupid in their mugshots

Exactly, that is my point - these mugshots are chosen for the interesting visuals - meaning more facial tattoo photos would be selected to be showcased.

still, there are far fewer facially tattooed people than there are black people, yet there are almost as many facially tattooed folks as black folks in this particular batch of arrestees, so the facially tattooed = up-to-no-good stereotype still is not disproved by your line of reasoning


I think it's more like saying "Apparently, people that make funny faces or produce weird mug shots must be arrested more because they are highly represented in this curated selection".
 
2013-03-11 03:29:13 PM  

Atreyou40: Karne:
Only 3 of the 14 arrested in this selection are black, what do you deduce from that?  Is it that more white people are incarcerated?

Yes.  That is exactly the case. And more white people are on public assistance. Absolutely the truth.  Amazing how demographics work. Imagine the level of douchebaggery, political posturing and ignorance it must take to convince people otherwise.


From Google:  one in 11 African-Americans (9.2 percent), one in 27 Latinos (3.7 percent), and one in 45 Caucasians (2.2 percent).
 
2013-03-11 03:31:35 PM  
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2013-03-11 03:34:30 PM  
I read that as "facial tits"
 
2013-03-11 03:34:46 PM  

ManRay: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x524]

Please tell me that is a Sharpie job, not a tattoo.


Without the tattoo he'd look a lot like my friend Andy.
 
2013-03-11 03:36:15 PM  

ManRay: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x524]

Please tell me that is a Sharpie job, not a tattoo.


no, it's better that it's a real tattoo. better to ALWAYS know you should avoid him, than to only know it if he's got his "makeup" on
 
2013-03-11 03:37:32 PM  

Karne: From Google:  one in 11 African-Americans (9.2 percent), one in 27 Latinos (3.7 percent), and one in 45 Caucasians (2.2 percent).


i.cdn.turner.com

One goes where?
 
2013-03-11 03:39:31 PM  
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LOL @ spiked hair dude trying to look taller than 5' 1".
 
2013-03-11 03:41:36 PM  
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it's Reese Without-her-spoon
 
2013-03-11 03:45:47 PM  

devilEther: [i.imgur.com image 500x667]

it's Reese Without-her-spoon


I was thinking more along the lines of Katy Perry.

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2013-03-11 03:46:24 PM  
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2013-03-11 03:51:49 PM  
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2013-03-11 04:02:17 PM  

Ed Finnerty: [dtdstudios.com image 600x1100]


you win!!
 
2013-03-11 04:04:56 PM  
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2013-03-11 04:07:30 PM  
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2013-03-11 04:07:43 PM  
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My God! It's full of stars!
 
2013-03-11 04:08:47 PM  

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Dude with a tramp-stamp, da hell.


and back dimples!!
 
2013-03-11 04:11:59 PM  
can't leave well enough alone, but it needed the arrow...
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2013-03-11 04:13:11 PM  
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Would hit it...everywhere.

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I'm not sure what she did, but I'd hit it like it was crazy...because she probably is.

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This one...I get the feeling I'd wake up in the middle of the night and the last thing I'd see would be her as the knife came down toward my chest.  Crazy, not in the "I'd fark with her head for a while and do positively dirty things to her then disappear" kind of way as the one above.  Pass.
 
2013-03-11 04:14:53 PM  

Ed Finnerty: [dtdstudios.com image 600x1100]


I thought about billing you for the new keyboard and monitor, then I decided the laughter was worth the price.
 
2013-03-11 04:19:40 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Lachwen: [i.cdn.turner.com image 696x870]

The charge against this guy confounds me: "possession of alcohol in a public place."  Not "public drunkenness," but just having alcohol in public.  Where is THAT illegal?

He was punk in drublic.


he was drunk in a bar, he was thrown into public
 
2013-03-11 04:28:48 PM  
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www.vater.com
I wondered what Meg has been up too lately...
 
2013-03-11 04:50:49 PM  

unchellmatt: Don't bother having her cleaned, just send her to my quarters at once.

/she'll just get dirty anyway
//dirty, dirty girl...

[web.mit.edu image 500x667]


Yeah, she's cute and all, but you might want to give her a few courses of antibiotics first.

/just sayin
 
2013-03-11 04:52:35 PM  
NightOwl2255: That's some serious self-loathing methamphetamine going on there.

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ftfy
 
2013-03-11 05:02:25 PM  

Diogenes: I like it.  It's like an inverse mohawk.


i.cdn.turner.com
He's like a black Peter Gabriel.

pixhost.me
 
2013-03-11 05:39:58 PM  

EViLTeW: Lachwen: [i.cdn.turner.com image 696x870]

The charge against this guy confounds me: "possession of alcohol in a public place."  Not "public drunkenness," but just having alcohol in public.  Where is THAT illegal?

Possession of an open intoxicant in public is illegal lots of places[citation needed[pun intended]].  However, my experience seeing people get a citation for it or talking to LEOs I know, is it's a secondary charge or you usually have to be a total d-bag or to get charged with it as the vast majority of cops will just tell you to pour it out.


That...just seems really weird to me.  But then, I'm from Portland, where we loves our micro- and craft-breweries and we don't even really have an indecent exposure law.

/perfectly legal to walk around Portland buck naked
//but dudes, your junk has to be flaccid, or they WILL arrest you
 
2013-03-11 05:59:56 PM  
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2013-03-11 06:08:49 PM  
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2013-03-11 06:57:34 PM  
Pretty good round-up here. Can't wait until next week.
 
2013-03-11 07:59:48 PM  
It makes me feel sad to see people with facial tattoos like that.  How much pain they must have experienced to get to that point.   How miserable they must be inside.  Not that I'd accept a ride from one of them, or anything like that, but really, it does make me sad :(
 
2013-03-11 08:20:02 PM  
I'm calling #10 Soylent Green because I'd like to fark the shiat out of him.  Which means he's full of people as per the logical conclusion of his tat.
 
2013-03-11 09:17:37 PM  
What's up with the arrow on 9s chin? I just don't get the crazy haircuts and tattoos.
 
2013-03-11 10:13:02 PM  
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am i really the first one to see this?
 
2013-03-12 01:58:22 AM  
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Good Lord!  Salma apparently has a really strange secret life going on.
 
2013-03-12 02:23:22 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-12 06:16:05 AM  
buttery_shame_cave: 

am i really the first one to see this?

'Fraid so but you get the votes for noticing.
 
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