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(This Is Exeter)   A driver who rammed a police car because he thought he was being chased by aliens has been banned from driving......he was arrested while chanting 'doh, ray, me, soh' which he believed would protect him from aliens   (thisisexeter.co.uk) divider line 11
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2558 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Mar 2013 at 12:32 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-03-11 12:34:50 PM  
3 votes:
"Fus Ro Dah" works much better for self defense.
2013-03-11 12:45:56 PM  
2 votes:
illuminatiwatcher.com
2013-03-11 03:36:15 PM  
1 votes:
You guys, it's:

Vyo Way Yo, Pom Vah Ray, Vyo Way Rah
2013-03-11 03:24:05 PM  
1 votes:
Raven Darke:

Klaatu Berata Nicto.

You're making Michael Rennie ill.

It's "Klaatu barada nikto!" unless you're trying to bring on the evil dead apocalypse.
2013-03-11 01:51:35 PM  
1 votes:

ethics-gradient: It's works for me, never been bothered by aliens yet.


*shakes tiny fist*

Came here to say this. I gotta find a job that just lets me FARK all day.

/a woman of the same mindset would also be nice
2013-03-11 01:04:53 PM  
1 votes:
Well he didn't get Fah did he
2013-03-11 01:03:53 PM  
1 votes:
t1.gstatic.com

Approves.
2013-03-11 12:52:00 PM  
1 votes:
Sure, some may think this is funny.  What I see is a man who successfully protected himself from alien abduction by making loud noises and attracting police attention.  I say kudos to this man for quick thinking and taking decisive action. Next time you are being abducted by aliens, we'll see if you handle it any better.
2013-03-11 12:50:18 PM  
1 votes:
Did they check him for tattoos?

i.imgur.com
2013-03-11 12:37:17 PM  
1 votes:
Good thing he was stopped, as he might also have run into some wildlife. He could have hit a deer. A female deer.

/yes i know iheartscotch beat me to it but dammit I'm posting it anyway.
2013-03-11 12:30:21 PM  
1 votes:
Brett Webber was in the grip of a psychotic episode when he drove for more than a mile throughExeter on the rims of his van's wheels after all four tyres had been punctured by a police stinger device.

Wtf is a Tyre?

And who hasn't driven for a mile on their rims while alluding the police?  Honest mistake.
 
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