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(NBC News)   Fukushima will make Japan stronger, says prime minister, because that's what super powers do   (worldnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 49
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2013-03-11 11:50:28 AM  
Not always. Sometimes they give you x-ray vision
 
2013-03-11 11:57:26 AM  
Beta capsules for everyone!
 
2013-03-11 11:59:18 AM  
Fukushima was step 1. I'm not sure what step 2 is, but step 3 is splicing in feline DNA so that the women have cat ears and tails. It's Japan, after all.
 
2013-03-11 12:00:42 PM  
SOON.

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2013-03-11 12:02:01 PM  
Came for Godzilla reference.
 
2013-03-11 12:02:44 PM  
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2013-03-11 12:04:06 PM  

SmackLT: Not always. Sometimes they give you x-ray vision


The rest of the time they give you malignant melanoma.

/ green goo isn't always your friend
 
2013-03-11 12:04:38 PM  

cgraves67: Fukushima was step 1. I'm not sure what step 2 is, but step 3 is splicing in feline DNA so that the women have cat ears and tails. It's Japan, after all.


Don't get our hopes up!

/what
 
2013-03-11 12:04:52 PM  
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The Japanese have grown extra arms and can shoot rainbows out of their hands.

The homosexual agenda is progressing apace.
 
2013-03-11 12:06:47 PM  

cgraves67: Fukushima was step 1. I'm not sure what step 2 is, but step 3 is splicing in feline DNA so that the women have cat ears and tails. It's Japan, after all.


I would support this
 
2013-03-11 12:08:04 PM  
Japan has quietly been attempting to create cyborg by mating with robots for years.
 
2013-03-11 12:10:21 PM  
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2013-03-11 12:10:56 PM  
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Yatta!
 
2013-03-11 12:11:52 PM  
That which does not kill you does NOT make you stronger.
It farks you up and leaves you in therapy for a long long time.
 
2013-03-11 12:13:51 PM  

cgraves67: Fukushima was step 1. I'm not sure what step 2 is, but step 3 is splicing in feline DNA so that the women have cat ears and tails. It's Japan, after all.


can i get one with fox DNA?

iheartscotch: SmackLT: Not always. Sometimes they give you x-ray vision

The rest of the time they give you malignant melanoma.

/ green goo isn't always your friend


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2013-03-11 12:14:09 PM  
Chun Li was the best Street Fighter for a reason.
 
2013-03-11 12:18:55 PM  

SmackLT: Not always. Sometimes they give you x-ray vision


And the strength of give go-rillas
 
2013-03-11 12:19:43 PM  
*five
 
2013-03-11 12:20:17 PM  

cgraves67: Fukushima was step 1. I'm not sure what step 2 is, but step 3 is splicing in feline DNA so that the women have cat ears and tails. It's Japan, after all.


We all know it gonna be tentacle monsters.
 
2013-03-11 12:23:51 PM  

CygnusDarius: cgraves67: Fukushima was step 1. I'm not sure what step 2 is, but step 3 is splicing in feline DNA so that the women have cat ears and tails. It's Japan, after all.

We all know it gonna be tentacle monsters.


All the animation I've seen indicates we'll have both.
 
2013-03-11 12:26:35 PM  

cynicalbastard: CygnusDarius: cgraves67: Fukushima was step 1. I'm not sure what step 2 is, but step 3 is splicing in feline DNA so that the women have cat ears and tails. It's Japan, after all.

We all know it gonna be tentacle monsters.

All the animation I've seen indicates we'll have both.


Honestly, I was rooting for robots, mostly because of my unhealthy love for the Ghost in the Shell movie.
 
2013-03-11 12:29:39 PM  
Don't make them angry. You wouldn't like them when they're angry.
 
2013-03-11 12:30:43 PM  
What doesn't grill you makes you stronger.
 
2013-03-11 12:30:54 PM  
Maybe it's me but doesn't it feel like that Japan had this major catastrophe, but they dug in and are working their asses off to clean it up while meanwhile, we have floods and tornadoes in the states and we derp around for years trying to figure out how to pick up the pieces? Why is that?
 
2013-03-11 12:30:56 PM  
Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, who took office in December, vowed to accelerate the speed of the reconstruction efforts and his government has already expanded the relief budget to $266 billion to subsidize many of these projects

So sad to see socialism at its worst.
 
2013-03-11 12:31:37 PM  
I'll just point out that while anime may have tentacles and cats, it also has shemales.

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2013-03-11 12:32:44 PM  
But without a clear plan to carry out the removal for the rest of the reactors, the process is expected to take at least 40 years to complete.

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Clearly the answer is more subsidies.
 
2013-03-11 12:35:20 PM  
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2013-03-11 12:43:41 PM  

mbillips: SOON.

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He's late. Very very late. Isn't Gojira supposed to turn up every time there's a lot of radiation?
 
2013-03-11 12:46:41 PM  

Gergesa: I'll just point out that while anime may have tentacles and cats, it also has shemales.

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Only on some hentais.
 
2013-03-11 12:53:43 PM  
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Need to fight off those monsters and demons.
 
2013-03-11 01:21:26 PM  
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2013-03-11 01:25:06 PM  

Gifted Many Few: Chun Li was the best Street Fighter for a reason.



Cause she was Chinese?
 
2013-03-11 01:27:14 PM  
Chun Li?

www.history.com
 
2013-03-11 01:27:34 PM  
Super powers are not always a good thing...

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2013-03-11 01:28:08 PM  

Prevailing Wind: Gifted Many Few: Chun Li was the best Street Fighter for a reason.


Cause she was Chinese?


cause she had a special attack that's hella easy to spam that requires the ability to execute ranged attacks followed by quick combos to effectively counter.

/ranged attack only is just an interrupt and someone who'll take chun li for spammable special is perfectly happy to sit the clock out.
 
2013-03-11 01:33:37 PM  
This doesn't make much sense to me, because supposedly they shut down their nuclear program.  They're going to have a helluva time replacing like 20% of their power with coal/natural gas/etc.  Those plants take a while to build and come online, and we all know they aren't willing to deal with rolling blackouts for a couple of years.  If they switch all that production to coal, Japan will be known as Isla Beijing for all the pollution that we'll see.
 
2013-03-11 01:37:09 PM  

buttery_shame_cave: cause she had a special attack that's hella easy to spam that requires the ability to execute ranged attacks followed by quick combos to effectively counter.


They made you be E. Honda, didn't they?
 
2013-03-11 02:13:29 PM  

iheartscotch: green goo isn't always your friend


This tire now has super powers, seems friendly enough.
 
2013-03-11 02:14:25 PM  

Kurmudgeon: This tire now has super powers, seems friendly enough.

And adding the picture really helps.

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2013-03-11 02:25:03 PM  

Gifted Many Few: buttery_shame_cave: cause she had a special attack that's hella easy to spam that requires the ability to execute ranged attacks followed by quick combos to effectively counter.

They made you be E. Honda, didn't they?


... his was the only special attack i could reliably pull off...
 
2013-03-11 03:21:17 PM  
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Would like to remind Japan what comes with great power...
 
2013-03-11 03:55:50 PM  
As a nuclear contractor, on a brief break between Riverbend and ANO..

IT GLOWS BLUE. FRACKING BLUE OKAY.

It's the interaction of a hot source (like fuel) with WATER that lends it its color. "Seeing the blue flash" actually can't be recorded on a camera, as far as I know, because the blue flash is the source activating the water in your eyes. And yes it's basically a death knell if that happens.

This aside, it could be a lot, lot worse. Japan is vast majority nuclear and only one station had a problem. If nothing else, it proved just how fracking durable nuclear power is.

/radiation protection tech
//Vogtle 3 and 4 just bought their reactors, VC Summer 3 and 4 aren't far behind
 
2013-03-11 04:17:26 PM  

JonnyBGoode: [hmrpotter.files.wordpress.com image 414x580]

Would like to remind Japan what comes with great power...


Comes the ability to sell your creations to Disney for a BUTTLOAD of money...
 
2013-03-11 04:54:19 PM  
thread needs more Ultraman....
 
2013-03-11 05:24:39 PM  
Using the beta capsule, Hayata becomes ULTRAMAN
 
2013-03-11 05:25:38 PM  
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2013-03-11 06:25:48 PM  
Knowing my luck Id get a lame super power like Aquaman or something
 
2013-03-11 07:19:08 PM  

Oldiron_79: Knowing my luck Id get a lame super power like Aquaman or something


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