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(Twitchy)   Michelle Obama takes questions on Twitter. Benghazi Conservative victory   (twitchy.com) divider line 49
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2013-03-11 01:10:06 PM
5 votes:

SploogeTime: "And this wasn't 'news'. "

which is why I treat it as such - bullcrap. michelle has as much impact on America as a used condom.


BOOM!  Are you feeling the heat now, libs?  Are you scared of what a strong conservative voice sounds like?  You better be.  SploogeTime is your worst nightmare!
2013-03-11 11:47:52 AM
5 votes:
#BOOM!

FLOJOTUS leaves the room in tears, demands that her husband make Benghazi a scandal.

This is the greatest Conservative victory since the destruction of ACORN.
2013-03-11 01:23:50 PM
4 votes:

God's Hubris: What elitist might look like.

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Makes the common man put on a glove prior to fist bump?
2013-03-11 12:55:25 PM
4 votes:

SploogeTime: More bullcrap. No one cares what michelle thinks, never has/never will. More irrelevant BS.


SploogeTime tells it like it is.  He doesn't care whose toes he steps on.  He is totally in your face.
2013-03-11 01:13:53 PM
3 votes:

SploogeTime: Rapmaster2000: SploogeTime doesn't kowtow to the lib media.  Step into SploogeTime's office!

Great hair. did you get the beef chowmein?


Zing!  SploogeTime is giving me the business.  I love a good roast.  But hey, I can take a joke.  I know that SploogeTime has got barbs all day for libs.  You libs want none of what SploogeTime is cooking.
2013-03-11 01:12:13 PM
3 votes:

Car_Ramrod: SploogeTime: I can't afford to care.

WTF does this even mean?


Splooge Time ain't got time to bleed.
2013-03-11 01:07:54 PM
3 votes:

Car_Ramrod: SploogeTime: I can't afford to care.

WTF does this even mean?


He's all out of love.  He's so lost without you (Benghazi).
2013-03-11 02:14:43 PM
2 votes:

HeartBurnKid: KatjaMouse: The Lone Gunman: Kind of like the word "elitist". It can be used for anything. My favorite use was Hannity calling Obama an elitist because he likes mustard on his cheeseburger.

Noooo... it wasn't that he put on mustard. It was that Obama had the audacity to specifically ask for Dijon mustard.

One, he didn't specifically ask for dijon mustard.  He actually asked for "spicy mustard", then moved on to dijon when they didn't have the spicy mustard available.

Two, a bottle of dijon mustard costs a buck and change at any grocery store.  If that's the new standard for "elitist", then holy crap, I'm a fatcat.


It's like saying someone's an elitist for ordering lasagna instead of "sketti"
2013-03-11 01:33:23 PM
2 votes:

KatjaMouse: The Lone Gunman: Kind of like the word "elitist". It can be used for anything. My favorite use was Hannity calling Obama an elitist because he likes mustard on his cheeseburger.

Noooo... it wasn't that he put on mustard. It was that Obama had the audacity to specifically ask for Dijon mustard.


1.bp.blogspot.com

Look at how smug he is with his Grey Poupon and his fancy lettuce.
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Fark you, plant!  I hate you, plant!  You think you're better than me, plant?
2013-03-11 01:20:20 PM
2 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Rapmaster2000: SploogeTime: Rapmaster2000: SploogeTime doesn't kowtow to the lib media.  Step into SploogeTime's office!

Great hair. did you get the beef chowmein?

Zing!  SploogeTime is giving me the business.  I love a good roast.  But hey, I can take a joke.  I know that SploogeTime has got barbs all day for libs.  You libs want none of what SploogeTime is cooking.

He won't hold back on anyone!  He's controversial!!


I think SploogeTime is a pretty cool guy, eh rips on Libs and doesn't afraid of anything.
2013-03-11 01:17:00 PM
2 votes:

Rapmaster2000: SploogeTime: Rapmaster2000: SploogeTime doesn't kowtow to the lib media.  Step into SploogeTime's office!

Great hair. did you get the beef chowmein?

Zing!  SploogeTime is giving me the business.  I love a good roast.  But hey, I can take a joke.  I know that SploogeTime has got barbs all day for libs.  You libs want none of what SploogeTime is cooking.


He won't hold back on anyone!  He's controversial!!
2013-03-11 01:15:30 PM
2 votes:

SploogeTime: "What does it mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN???? Time is money my friend, time is money. And he's all out of bubble gum. "

Split-pea soup.


In all seriousness, are you having a stroke? Should we call 911?
2013-03-11 01:10:21 PM
2 votes:

Doctor Funkenstein: They are fascinated with her ass to a very disturbing degree.


So is Obama...
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2013-03-11 01:06:33 PM
2 votes:

SploogeTime: "SploogeTime tells it like it is.  He doesn't care whose toes he steps on.  He is totally in your face."

I can't afford to care. And this wasn't 'news'.


SploogeTime doesn't kowtow to the lib media.  Step into SploogeTime's office!
2013-03-11 01:02:29 PM
2 votes:
Proportionally, Twitter has more dicks acting dickish than anywhere else in the world. Really, I ran the numbers.
2013-03-11 12:58:50 PM
2 votes:
Twitter allows way too many characters.
2013-03-11 12:53:24 PM
2 votes:

Philip Francis Queeg: Lionel Mandrake: "Happy warriors??"

Is that a euphemism for "giant, pathetic douchebags?"

Those people didn't sound happy at all.


"Ohhh! Happy warrior! *heheh* Wars not make one happy!"
2013-03-11 12:51:11 PM
2 votes:

beantowndog: jaylectricity: Does she even remember that it is the six month anniversary?

There's no such thing as a six month anniversary.

So you're saying it's going to take her a whole year to address this?  Where's the outrage!


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If I have to... so tired about being outraged over Benghazi. K here goes...

 WHY DIDN'T MOOCHELLE OBAMA PERSONALLY TELEPORT INTO THE FRAY WITH HER CHOSEN BAND OF WARRIORS FROM THE FIRST COMPANY?? WHAR TERMINATORS WHAR?!?!?!

/all i got left
2013-03-11 11:47:25 AM
2 votes:

what_now: Sgt Otter: I don't think even Code Pink or A.N.S.W.E.R. resorted to harassing Laura Bush over combat deaths in Iraq.

Real farking classy, guys.

People didn't even attack Lady Bird Johnson over Vietnam deaths, for christ's sake!


What about Eleanor Roosevelt being asked about WWII deaths? Oh, that's right, she would have come down there and kicked some ass.
2013-03-11 06:32:10 PM
1 votes:

Curious: jaylectricity: Does she even remember that it is the six month anniversary?

There's no such thing as a six month anniversary.

never had a girl friend?


Not after I told her the same thing!
2013-03-11 04:49:11 PM
1 votes:

Crotchrocket Slim: SploogeTime: "SploogeTime tells it like it is.  He doesn't care whose toes he steps on.  He is totally in your face."

I can't afford to care. And this wasn't 'news'.

Ah, but you care just barely enough to spend time posting about how you don't care.

Listen I don't care a thing about Britney's new CD but I don't go to her forum to tell her fans this.


Listen up.  Splooge Time is the one telling you how it is.  Not only should we like it, we should have his wisdom tattooed on our asses so we never forget.
2013-03-11 03:58:41 PM
1 votes:
the-simpsons.maxupdates.tv
2013-03-11 03:48:40 PM
1 votes:
I enjoy the irony that they would take the First Lady to task over something like Beghazi while they reviled the Dems as being evil for asking Ann Romney what she has done in her life other than grunt Bipp and Zajj out of her vagina.
2013-03-11 03:24:37 PM
1 votes:

SploogeTime: Vodka Zombie :You should stop now.  You're not impressing anyone --including yourself.

That's okay. I don't take pictures of licking statues. Plus, I'm incorrigible, you're just sick.


SploogeTime is relentless!  Vodka Zombie will regret tangling with a man so quick with the rapier and rapier wit alike!  BOO-YAH!
2013-03-11 03:18:46 PM
1 votes:

Vodka Zombie: Woke up this morning to see I had 99 followers.

/This is why I cut.


Did you try tweeting horrible lies, insults, and generally be a giant douchesandwhich?
Works for a lot of the people in TFA.
2013-03-11 03:16:09 PM
1 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: saintstryfe: Oh, funny thing: within minutes of sending a derisive tweet to @PaleteXposure, this was my response:

"@saintstryfe thanks for your input, I'm sure your 20 followers appreciate it way more than I do! Lol "

Seriously. Twitter dick measuring was their Weeners.

Pffft. At this point, I think you're cooler if you DON'T have a million followers.


/30 or 40 something followers, beeyotch.
//haven't been on Twitter in so long they send me e-mails saying, "hey, don't forget to check your Twitter".


I went to bed last night with 100 followers and felt like a BOSS!

Woke up this morning to see I had 99 followers.

/This is why I cut.
2013-03-11 02:47:42 PM
1 votes:
Anyone else tweet #PaleteXposure and tell them that they are kind of assholes?

Really, you have a chance to send a question to a first lady, and THAT's what you ask?

It's like when you watch Jeopardy! and the story the person tells Alex is about the time they peed their pants. THIS is what you want the world to know about ya?
2013-03-11 02:19:54 PM
1 votes:

SploogeTime: SixPaperJoint: You're a farking idiot.

I've been called worse, by better than you. Many were relatives.


Some would see that as a personal character flaw.

You are a warrior and above the fray of self-introspection. Fight on!
2013-03-11 02:13:23 PM
1 votes:
Those poor feathers and mangled meat that used to be chicken.
2013-03-11 01:39:48 PM
1 votes:
www.motherjones.com

Now is the time!  We need answers now!  This violence has reached an unacceptable level!
2013-03-11 01:37:01 PM
1 votes:

KatjaMouse: The Lone Gunman: Kind of like the word "elitist". It can be used for anything. My favorite use was Hannity calling Obama an elitist because he likes mustard on his cheeseburger.

Noooo... it wasn't that he put on mustard. It was that Obama had the audacity to specifically ask for Dijon mustard.


One, he didn't specifically ask for dijon mustard.  He actually asked for "spicy mustard", then moved on to dijon when they didn't have the spicy mustard available.

Two, a bottle of dijon mustard costs a buck and change at any grocery store.  If that's the new standard for "elitist", then holy crap, I'm a fatcat.
2013-03-11 01:30:27 PM
1 votes:
Noooo... it wasn't that he put on mustard. It was that Obama had the audacity to specifically ask for Dijon mustard.

Was he in the Bentley? Because that changes everything!
2013-03-11 01:23:02 PM
1 votes:

God's Hubris: What elitist might look like.

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I bet that guy's in a union.

Hobnobbing with commies, eh 0blammy?
2013-03-11 01:22:53 PM
1 votes:
That'll learn that broccoli pushing biatch.
2013-03-11 01:22:38 PM
1 votes:

God's Hubris: What elitist might look like.

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AAAACK!  TERRORIST FIST JAB!
2013-03-11 01:18:00 PM
1 votes:

Car_Ramrod: Also, they're children. I mean, "Isn't it #Flatulous?" Really? It's like an earnest version of Fartbama. What is wrong with these people?


I'd really like to start an account over there and try to force the Fartbama meme.  How great would it be to see a clip of one of those Fox douches whining about something and ending the bit with "Thanks a lot, Fartbongo!"  With their hive mind, you know if you could get a couple of them to say it, they'd all be saying it.
2013-03-11 01:13:55 PM
1 votes:

Car_Ramrod: SploogeTime: I can't afford to care.

WTF does this even mean?


He ain;t got time to bleed.
2013-03-11 01:13:26 PM
1 votes:
"Hey guys, maybe you should breathe oxygen."

"Screw this uppity first lady!"

*drowns self out of spite*
2013-03-11 01:12:54 PM
1 votes:

Car_Ramrod: SploogeTime: I can't afford to care.

WTF does this even mean?


What does it mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN???? Time is money my friend, time is money. And he's all out of bubble gum.
2013-03-11 01:10:21 PM
1 votes:

KatjaMouse: Even at peak Bush hate I don't remember this amount of hate aimed at Lara.


It's probably because compared to Larua, Michelle is just kind of ... blah.
2013-03-11 01:08:32 PM
1 votes:
SploogeTime putting everything into perspective

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2013-03-11 01:03:13 PM
1 votes:

SploogeTime: And this wasn't 'news'.


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2013-03-11 12:51:25 PM
1 votes:
Why is that people accusing others of having a sense of entitlement think they shouldn't have to pay taxes?
2013-03-11 12:46:25 PM
1 votes:

jaylectricity: Does she even remember that it is the six month anniversary?

There's no such thing as a six month anniversary.


So you're saying it's going to take her a whole year to address this?  Where's the outrage!
2013-03-11 12:43:16 PM
1 votes:

vernonFL: #BOOM!

FLOJOTUS leaves the room in tears, demands that her husband make Benghazi a scandal.

This is the greatest Conservative victory since the destruction of ACORN.


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2013-03-11 12:13:49 PM
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
Benghazi truly is the last stop for the lost...
2013-03-11 12:08:09 PM
1 votes:

St_Francis_P: Picking on the First Lady has always been a sign of class.


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what_now: Sgt Otter: I don't think even Code Pink or A.N.S.W.E.R. resorted to harassing Laura Bush over combat deaths in Iraq.

Real farking classy, guys.

People didn't even attack Lady Bird Johnson over Vietnam deaths, for christ's sake!


Dolly Madison was more interested in saving a few documents (including an original Declaration of Independence) and a painting of George Washington than protecting American soldiers fighting in the War of 1812!
2013-03-11 12:06:27 PM
1 votes:

Sgt Otter: I don't think even Code Pink or A.N.S.W.E.R. resorted to harassing Laura Bush over combat deaths in Iraq.

Real farking classy, guys.


The damage done to America in Iraq was a teardrop compared to the septic tank that is Benghazi.
2013-03-11 11:44:00 AM
1 votes:
"Happy warriors??"

Is that a euphemism for "giant, pathetic douchebags?"
 
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