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2013-03-11 03:16:09 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: saintstryfe: Oh, funny thing: within minutes of sending a derisive tweet to @PaleteXposure, this was my response:

"@saintstryfe thanks for your input, I'm sure your 20 followers appreciate it way more than I do! Lol "

Seriously. Twitter dick measuring was their Weeners.

Pffft. At this point, I think you're cooler if you DON'T have a million followers.


/30 or 40 something followers, beeyotch.
//haven't been on Twitter in so long they send me e-mails saying, "hey, don't forget to check your Twitter".


I went to bed last night with 100 followers and felt like a BOSS!

Woke up this morning to see I had 99 followers.

/This is why I cut.
 
2013-03-11 03:17:20 PM  

SploogeTime: correction, for your personal edification:

Conservatives AND liberals believe winning Twitter arguments counts more than people actually voting for them.


You should stop now.  You're not impressing anyone --including yourself.
 
2013-03-11 03:18:32 PM  

SploogeTime: correction, for your personal edification:

Conservatives AND liberals believe winning Twitter arguments counts more than people actually voting for them.



Account created:2013-03-02 14:27:12

0/10

You're coming on too strong. It's too obvious.
 
2013-03-11 03:18:46 PM  

Vodka Zombie: Woke up this morning to see I had 99 followers.

/This is why I cut.


Did you try tweeting horrible lies, insults, and generally be a giant douchesandwhich?
Works for a lot of the people in TFA.
 
2013-03-11 03:21:44 PM  

LordJiro: Ed Grubermann: KatjaMouse: Even at peak Bush hate I don't remember this amount of hate aimed at Lara.

Lara Bush isn't a ni-*BONG*. Democrat.

FTFY. As pointed out, Hillary Clinton got a lot of hate too.


Hillary got directly involved in major healthcare legislation. She opened herself up to political attacks by getting involved in a highly political cause.

Michelle did nothing of the sort and the right is going nuts over her.
 
2013-03-11 03:22:40 PM  
Vodka Zombie :You should stop now.  You're not impressing anyone --including yourself.

That's okay. I don't take pictures of licking statues. Plus, I'm incorrigible, you're just sick.
 
2013-03-11 03:24:37 PM  

SploogeTime: Vodka Zombie :You should stop now.  You're not impressing anyone --including yourself.

That's okay. I don't take pictures of licking statues. Plus, I'm incorrigible, you're just sick.


SploogeTime is relentless!  Vodka Zombie will regret tangling with a man so quick with the rapier and rapier wit alike!  BOO-YAH!
 
2013-03-11 03:25:23 PM  

Rapmaster2000: SploogeTime: Vodka Zombie :You should stop now.  You're not impressing anyone --including yourself.

That's okay. I don't take pictures of licking statues. Plus, I'm incorrigible, you're just sick.

SploogeTime is relentless!  Vodka Zombie will regret tangling with a man so quick with the rapier and rapier wit alike!  BOO-YAH!


You said rapier twice.
 
2013-03-11 03:26:05 PM  
SploogeTime: Account Created:  2013-03-02 14:27:12

*plonk*
 
2013-03-11 03:29:02 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Rapmaster2000: SploogeTime: Vodka Zombie :You should stop now.  You're not impressing anyone --including yourself.

That's okay. I don't take pictures of licking statues. Plus, I'm incorrigible, you're just sick.

SploogeTime is relentless!  Vodka Zombie will regret tangling with a man so quick with the rapier and rapier wit alike!  BOO-YAH!

You said rapier twice.


He likes swords.

NTTAWWT
 
2013-03-11 03:30:19 PM  
SploogeTime is relentless!  Vodka Zombie will regret tangling with a man so quick with the rapier and rapier wit alike!  BOO-YAH!

Possibly the thor of all-time? The rapier wit not a fit, you must acquit ? Am I drunk? It's fark, who knows?
 
2013-03-11 03:31:57 PM  
www.troll.me
 
2013-03-11 03:33:15 PM  
People tweeting things at a celebrity and not getting a response because the things are stupid and the celebrity is dealing with thousands of tweets is... news?
 
2013-03-11 03:35:38 PM  
Trolls: the heart & soul of Fark. Without them, nothing exists.Fap on, with the Popeye form!
 
2013-03-11 03:36:30 PM  
Is this whole website dedicated to talking about tweets? Cuz that's some dumb shiz.
 
2013-03-11 03:37:23 PM  

Bloody William: People tweeting things at a celebrity and not getting a response because the things are stupid and the celebrity is dealing with thousands of tweets is... news?


Not really.  The link goes to Twitchy, which is Michelle Malkin's own site.  They're patting themselves on the back for being assholes.
 
2013-03-11 03:39:55 PM  

Mikey1969: cannibalparrot: The difference between a dumb lib and a dumb conservative is that the dumb conservative actually votes.

So THAT'S how Obama won a second term...


You're implying either that a lot of dumb conservatives voted for Obama, or that they were outnumbered by smart libs.

Or you're trying to make a joke at Obama's supporters' expense and failing miserably.
 
2013-03-11 03:40:03 PM  
Not really.  The link goes to Twitchy, which is Michelle Malkin's own site.  They're patting themselves on the back for being assholes

shuddup & go grab a NYC 32 cola. Oh, wait..............
 
2013-03-11 03:48:40 PM  
I enjoy the irony that they would take the First Lady to task over something like Beghazi while they reviled the Dems as being evil for asking Ann Romney what she has done in her life other than grunt Bipp and Zajj out of her vagina.
 
2013-03-11 03:51:54 PM  
I enjoy the irony that they would take the First Lady to task over something like Beghazi while they reviled the Dems as being evil for asking Ann Romney what she has done in her life other than grunt Bipp and Zajj out of her vagina.

Too much trans-fat's in your life. You'll need the bloomberg diet, wench!

32oz cola? That's a fine, suckka!
 
2013-03-11 03:51:54 PM  

jaylectricity: Does she even remember that it is the six month anniversary?

There's no such thing as a six month anniversary.


never had a girl friend?
 
2013-03-11 03:53:15 PM  

SploogeTime: correction, for your personal edification:

Conservatives AND liberals believe winning Twitter arguments counts more than people actually voting for them.


Confirmed: Conservatives crushed liberals on Twitter in 2012

vs

Barack Obama Victory Photo Becomes Twitter's Most Retweeted Post Ever

Libs do it all.
 
2013-03-11 03:54:36 PM  

red5ish: Twitter allows way too many characters.


I know, right. 140 characters can communicate at least 7 derpy ideas.

/drill baby drill
//US out uf UN!
 
2013-03-11 03:57:31 PM  
ramrod says it all. Perfect for a dem supporter. Or a repub too!


/ram it in! More taxes man, ram it in / More taxes man! Gotta love 'em when they're stoopid!
 
2013-03-11 03:58:41 PM  
the-simpsons.maxupdates.tv
 
2013-03-11 03:59:17 PM  

SploogeTime: ramrod says it all. Perfect for a dem supporter. Or a repub too!


/ram it in! More taxes man, ram it in / More taxes man! Gotta love 'em when they're stoopid!


More like dumbocrap supporter, amirite?  Bam!

*high-five* up top!  BAM!
 
2013-03-11 03:59:46 PM  

SploogeTime: More bullcrap. No one cares what michelle thinks, never has/never will. More irrelevant BS.


Aw lookie,  we have a new one!!!
 
2013-03-11 04:04:34 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: Sgt Otter: I don't think even Code Pink or A.N.S.W.E.R. resorted to harassing Laura Bush over combat deaths in Iraq.

Real farking classy, guys.

Hell, do you remember how they were with Chelsea Clinton?  She was just a little girl and they were relentless with her.  And also remember, these same people would brand you a traitor just a few years ago if you dared question the bullshiat reasons why Bush invaded Iraq, causing the death of thousands.  They are pussies of the highest order.


I always thought it interesting that the people who would jump back to the "we' wus jest funnin'" defense after vicious attack on a teenaged girl's looks, then got themselves worked into high moral dundgeon over the fact that photogrpahers DARED click the shutter when confronted with the spectacle of the adult bush twins (illegally) making drunken fools of themselves in public
 
2013-03-11 04:14:46 PM  
littlegreenfootballs.com

littlegreenfootballs.com

Link

Twitchy promotes racial resentment. It's not an accident.
 
2013-03-11 04:15:12 PM  
Aw lookie,  we have a new one!!!

Satan with a blue dress? Yet, you had to dump your old ID. Shame, ray.
 
2013-03-11 04:15:50 PM  

Uranus Is Huge!: red5ish: Twitter allows way too many characters.

I know, right. 140 characters can communicate at least 7 derpy ideas.

/drill baby drill
//US out uf UN!


Meanwhile, I'm in an argument with my fellow radical liberals about whether "Ride Your Bike" is racist, classist and paternalistic or not.

>sigh<
 
2013-03-11 04:18:01 PM  

Magorn: I always thought it interesting that the people who would jump back to the "we' wus jest funnin'" defense after vicious attack on a teenaged girl's looks, then got themselves worked into high moral dundgeon over the fact that photogrpahers DARED click the shutter when confronted with the spectacle of the adult bush twins (illegally) making drunken fools of themselves in public


www.mandm.org.nz
 
2013-03-11 04:22:28 PM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: [littlegreenfootballs.com image 456x276]

[littlegreenfootballs.com image 456x536]

Link

Twitchy promotes racial resentment. It's not an accident.


There's no way those are real. I refuse to believe it for my own sanity.
 
2013-03-11 04:23:27 PM  

SploogeTime: Aw lookie,  we have a new one!!!

Satan with a blue dress? Yet, you had to dump your old ID. Shame, ray.


Oh, geez, such wit.....I can't stand it.

Didn't dump my old ID if it's in there now did I?  Are you sad, little man?  I'd be sad if I were you.

Sad, sad, sad man.  I had you in piss yellow, but have now decided after reading the rest of your non-contributory drizzlings that you can just join the elite list.

Have a nice day.  Oh, and Bushmills sucks.
 
2013-03-11 04:25:51 PM  
Oh, geez, such wit.....I can't stand it.
Didn't dump my old ID if it's in there now did I?  Are you sad, little man?  I'd be sad if I were you.
Sad, sad, sad man.  I had you in piss yellow, but have now decided after reading the rest of your non-contributory drizzlings that you can just join the elite list.
Have a nice day.  Oh, and Bushmills sucks
.

Well, another drunk farker. Who knew? Wonder if 'it' has a job.
Facts:
Happy, not sad.
BushMill, quite fine
You: looks like you need to change ID's a good bit.
 
2013-03-11 04:26:10 PM  
Well, if this brilliant strategy doesn't get We The People of These United States of America off our collective asses and screaming for 0b0ng0's impeachment then nothing will.
 
2013-03-11 04:29:36 PM  

odinsposse: LordJiro: Ed Grubermann: KatjaMouse: Even at peak Bush hate I don't remember this amount of hate aimed at Lara.

Lara Bush isn't a ni-*BONG*. Democrat.

FTFY. As pointed out, Hillary Clinton got a lot of hate too.

Hillary got directly involved in major healthcare legislation. She opened herself up to political attacks by getting involved in a highly political cause.

Michelle did nothing of the sort and the right is going nuts over her.


Michelle basically said it would help kids be healthier if they didn't eat so much junk food...
It reminds me of a line from Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy:

"And then, on Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change..."
 
2013-03-11 04:29:37 PM  
I am convinced that Obama's strategist tells them to do these kind of things and make specific types of statements because they know exactly how the Right will react to them, and they know how the reaction is going to make the right look to moderates and the rest of the world.
 
2013-03-11 04:31:34 PM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: [littlegreenfootballs.com image 456x276]

[littlegreenfootballs.com image 456x536]

Link

Twitchy promotes racial resentment. It's not an accident.


BUT DON'T YOU DARE EVER CALL US RACIST!
 
2013-03-11 04:31:42 PM  
I am convinced that Obama's strategist tells them to do these kind of things and make specific types of statements because they know exactly how the Right will react to them, and they know how the reaction is going to make the right look to moderates and the rest of the world.

Peggy Kessler, is that you? Offering hope & comfort?
 
2013-03-11 04:39:07 PM  

Mikey1969: odinsposse: LordJiro: Ed Grubermann: KatjaMouse: Even at peak Bush hate I don't remember this amount of hate aimed at Lara.

Lara Bush isn't a ni-*BONG*. Democrat.

FTFY. As pointed out, Hillary Clinton got a lot of hate too.

Hillary got directly involved in major healthcare legislation. She opened herself up to political attacks by getting involved in a highly political cause.

Michelle did nothing of the sort and the right is going nuts over her.

Michelle basically said it would help kids be healthier if they didn't eat so much junk food...
It reminds me of a line from Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy:

"And then, on Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change..."


+1 for the nice timing on the quote.
 
2013-03-11 04:41:58 PM  
Twitter: How much of a douchebag can YOU be in fewer than 140 characters?
 
2013-03-11 04:43:04 PM  
....and with one little click on the "ignore" button this thread just got 80% less stupid.

/remembering a time when moronic trolls with nothing to add had to at least wait 48 hours before they could unleash their vomit
/remembering a time when I had hundreds of posts in the past 15 days and not 38.
/remembering a time when Drew got my $5 a month
/remembering to go back to TheChive....
 
2013-03-11 04:43:24 PM  

theknuckler_33: I don't even get the one tweet asking if she knows who Chris Kyle is. I mean, I googled the guy, but what does his story have to do with anything related to the Obamas?


The Malkin Brigades have adopted Chris Kyle as sort of the ur-patriot. Therefore to not know every last detail about Chris Kyle's life is evidence that you hate the troops. Or are uppity. Or both.
 
2013-03-11 04:44:02 PM  

SploogeTime: "SploogeTime tells it like it is.  He doesn't care whose toes he steps on.  He is totally in your face."

I can't afford to care. And this wasn't 'news'.


Ah, but you care just barely enough to spend time posting about how you don't care.

Listen I don't care a thing about Britney's new CD but I don't go to her forum to tell her fans this.
 
2013-03-11 04:48:25 PM  
Crotchrocket Slim
Listen I don't care a thing about Britney's new CD but I don't go to her forum to tell her fans this.


Maybe you should. You don't even get to see her hoo-haa. biatch while you can, cry when you can't.
 
2013-03-11 04:49:11 PM  

Crotchrocket Slim: SploogeTime: "SploogeTime tells it like it is.  He doesn't care whose toes he steps on.  He is totally in your face."

I can't afford to care. And this wasn't 'news'.

Ah, but you care just barely enough to spend time posting about how you don't care.

Listen I don't care a thing about Britney's new CD but I don't go to her forum to tell her fans this.


Listen up.  Splooge Time is the one telling you how it is.  Not only should we like it, we should have his wisdom tattooed on our asses so we never forget.
 
2013-03-11 04:50:11 PM  
Hash tag hijacked! Take that (for some ungodly reason), libs! Next step? Uploading conservative cat videos to YouTube.
 
2013-03-11 04:55:41 PM  
born_yesterday
Listen up.  Splooge Time is the one telling you how it is.  Not only should we like it, we should have his wisdom tattooed on our asses so we never forget.


I have wisdom tattoos available for $.49 or 3 for $1.25. Clean enough that your mama will approve. Disappear after every election cycle.
 
2013-03-11 05:05:52 PM  

Johnny_Whistle: Mikey1969: odinsposse: LordJiro: Ed Grubermann: KatjaMouse: Even at peak Bush hate I don't remember this amount of hate aimed at Lara.

Lara Bush isn't a ni-*BONG*. Democrat.

FTFY. As pointed out, Hillary Clinton got a lot of hate too.

Hillary got directly involved in major healthcare legislation. She opened herself up to political attacks by getting involved in a highly political cause.

Michelle did nothing of the sort and the right is going nuts over her.

Michelle basically said it would help kids be healthier if they didn't eat so much junk food...
It reminds me of a line from Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy:

"And then, on Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change..."

+1 for the nice timing on the quote.


Yeah, I realized that when I was posting... Must have been why it was on my mind.
 
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