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(Twitchy)   Michelle Obama takes questions on Twitter. Benghazi Conservative victory   (twitchy.com) divider line 244
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2013-03-11 01:23:47 PM  
You just know they are dying to say "You stupid N*****, it is called the White House for a reason!!!  Now get out!!!"

Or something equally classy along those lines.
 
2013-03-11 01:23:50 PM  

God's Hubris: What elitist might look like.

[i13.photobucket.com image 800x533]


Makes the common man put on a glove prior to fist bump?
 
2013-03-11 01:25:21 PM  

Rapmaster2000: [i.imgur.com image 638x212]

Entitlement is the new hipster.  It's just an insult to be thrown at people you don't like.  It means nothing.


Kind of like the word "elitist".  It can be used for anything.  My favorite use was Hannity calling Obama an elitist because he likes mustard on his cheeseburger.
 
2013-03-11 01:25:56 PM  

Gergesa: You just know they are dying to say "You stupid N*****, it is called the White House for a reason!!!  Now get out!!!"

Or something equally classy along those lines.


Oh... they've covered that. I think they're actively trying to avoid a few repeat headlines.
 
2013-03-11 01:26:15 PM  

Gergesa: You just know they are dying to say "You stupid N*****, it is called the White House for a reason!!!  Now get out!!!"

Or something equally classy along those lines.


Somebody did say it. Hey look, it was you.
 
2013-03-11 01:27:16 PM  

The Lone Gunman: Kind of like the word "elitist". It can be used for anything. My favorite use was Hannity calling Obama an elitist because he likes mustard on his cheeseburger.


Noooo... it wasn't that he put on mustard. It was that Obama had the audacity to specifically ask for Dijon mustard.
 
2013-03-11 01:30:27 PM  
Noooo... it wasn't that he put on mustard. It was that Obama had the audacity to specifically ask for Dijon mustard.

Was he in the Bentley? Because that changes everything!
 
2013-03-11 01:30:48 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: Hey, the President is an ass man.  Can't knock him for that.


That's a 'shop. No I will not go find the original for you.
 
2013-03-11 01:31:22 PM  

Cletus C.: God's Hubris: What elitist might look like.

[i13.photobucket.com image 800x533]

Makes the common man put on a glove prior to fist bump?


Lls.

/+1
 
2013-03-11 01:31:43 PM  
Oh... and it wasn't a cheeseburger. It was a Ben's Chili Bowl half-smoke. So even more manufactured rage.
 
2013-03-11 01:32:18 PM  

Dog Welder: And not to mention the dozen embassy attacks that occurred during the Bush Administration resulting in dozens of deaths.


Now why are you talking about old shiat?
 
2013-03-11 01:33:23 PM  

KatjaMouse: The Lone Gunman: Kind of like the word "elitist". It can be used for anything. My favorite use was Hannity calling Obama an elitist because he likes mustard on his cheeseburger.

Noooo... it wasn't that he put on mustard. It was that Obama had the audacity to specifically ask for Dijon mustard.


1.bp.blogspot.com

Look at how smug he is with his Grey Poupon and his fancy lettuce.
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
Fark you, plant!  I hate you, plant!  You think you're better than me, plant?
 
2013-03-11 01:34:31 PM  

Donnchadha: what_now: Sgt Otter: I don't think even Code Pink or A.N.S.W.E.R. resorted to harassing Laura Bush over combat deaths in Iraq.

Real farking classy, guys.

People didn't even attack Lady Bird Johnson over Vietnam deaths, for christ's sake!

What about Eleanor Roosevelt being asked about WWII deaths? Oh, that's right, she would have come down there and kicked some ass.


starsmedia.ign.com

Modern interpretation of what that might look like

/yeah, it's not Eleanor
//close enough
///it's funny, because neither are especially feminine
////slashies
 
2013-03-11 01:36:39 PM  

Car_Ramrod: So, are they saying graduating high school is elitist, or...?


I think going to college is elitist, unless it's a law or business school, in which case if your father doesn't get you into an Ivy League school, you're nothing.
 
2013-03-11 01:37:01 PM  

KatjaMouse: The Lone Gunman: Kind of like the word "elitist". It can be used for anything. My favorite use was Hannity calling Obama an elitist because he likes mustard on his cheeseburger.

Noooo... it wasn't that he put on mustard. It was that Obama had the audacity to specifically ask for Dijon mustard.


One, he didn't specifically ask for dijon mustard.  He actually asked for "spicy mustard", then moved on to dijon when they didn't have the spicy mustard available.

Two, a bottle of dijon mustard costs a buck and change at any grocery store.  If that's the new standard for "elitist", then holy crap, I'm a fatcat.
 
2013-03-11 01:37:09 PM  

Cletus C.: God's Hubris: What elitist might look like.

[i13.photobucket.com image 800x533]

Makes the common man put on a glove prior to fist bump?


Simple protection. Without the glove, that poor man would already be consumed by socialism.
 
2013-03-11 01:39:29 PM  
Mmmmm, flautas...

www.carrusel.web44.net.nyud.net
 
2013-03-11 01:39:48 PM  
www.motherjones.com

Now is the time!  We need answers now!  This violence has reached an unacceptable level!
 
2013-03-11 01:51:38 PM  
Twitchy.com, huh?  No click for you, beeeeeee-YOTCH!
 
2013-03-11 01:53:13 PM  
Michelle, you should have opened that up to a 'children only' forum or something...

...Wait, I think you already did.
 
2013-03-11 01:57:16 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: Doctor Funkenstein: Hey, the President is an ass man.  Can't knock him for that.

That's a 'shop. No I will not go find the original for you.


It was a frame from this video.  Not what our outraged friends claim
 
2013-03-11 02:01:03 PM  

gravy chugging cretin.: Fuggin Bizzy: Doctor Funkenstein: Hey, the President is an ass man.  Can't knock him for that.

That's a 'shop. No I will not go find the original for you.

It was a frame from this video.  Not what our outraged friends claim


Or maybe this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMmX72N6EtE
 
2013-03-11 02:01:29 PM  

Granny_Panties: NeverDrunk23: what_now: Sgt Otter: I don't think even Code Pink or A.N.S.W.E.R. resorted to harassing Laura Bush over combat deaths in Iraq.

Real farking classy, guys.

People didn't even attack Lady Bird Johnson over Vietnam deaths, for christ's sake!

Yea but some lib said something about Bush so that makes it ok!

For very dumb lib there is 10,000 dumb conservatives. Math is never on their side.


The difference between a dumb lib and a dumb conservative is that the dumb conservative actually votes.

/dumb lib: "My guy didn't give me what I wanted on my pet issue...I'm staying home"
/dumb con: "I didn't get what I thought I would...OUTRAGE!!! VOTE THE BUMS OUT!"
 
2013-03-11 02:02:44 PM  

SploogeTime: "SploogeTime tells it like it is.  He doesn't care whose toes he steps on.  He is totally in your face."

I can't afford to care. And this wasn't 'news'.


You're a farking idiot.
 
2013-03-11 02:09:57 PM  

what_now: Sgt Otter: I don't think even Code Pink or A.N.S.W.E.R. resorted to harassing Laura Bush over combat deaths in Iraq.

Real farking classy, guys.

People didn't even attack Lady Bird Johnson over Vietnam deaths, for christ's sake!


I often say i was born in the wrong century. It has always been my wish to ask Eva Braun how she can sleep at night.
 
2013-03-11 02:13:23 PM  
Those poor feathers and mangled meat that used to be chicken.
 
2013-03-11 02:14:37 PM  
SixPaperJoint: You're a farking idiot.

I've been called worse, by better than you. Many were relatives.
 
2013-03-11 02:14:43 PM  

HeartBurnKid: KatjaMouse: The Lone Gunman: Kind of like the word "elitist". It can be used for anything. My favorite use was Hannity calling Obama an elitist because he likes mustard on his cheeseburger.

Noooo... it wasn't that he put on mustard. It was that Obama had the audacity to specifically ask for Dijon mustard.

One, he didn't specifically ask for dijon mustard.  He actually asked for "spicy mustard", then moved on to dijon when they didn't have the spicy mustard available.

Two, a bottle of dijon mustard costs a buck and change at any grocery store.  If that's the new standard for "elitist", then holy crap, I'm a fatcat.


It's like saying someone's an elitist for ordering lasagna instead of "sketti"
 
2013-03-11 02:19:54 PM  

SploogeTime: SixPaperJoint: You're a farking idiot.

I've been called worse, by better than you. Many were relatives.


Some would see that as a personal character flaw.

You are a warrior and above the fray of self-introspection. Fight on!
 
2013-03-11 02:21:45 PM  

Dog Welder: But we need to be concerned the most about four dead in Benghazi.


Maybe if we told them that the Benghazi deaths were watering the tree of liberty, they'd STFU.  They like that imagery, of sacrificial lambs to their ideals.

Doctor Funkenstein: Well, the freeptards haven't disappointed on this.  Take a peek at some of these gems:


Do we go with Studman69, or Baby Got Back?  It's sad that her butt has more brains than all those twits combined.
 
2013-03-11 02:24:06 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: "Happy warriors??"

Is that a euphemism for "giant, pathetic douchebags?"


"Happy Warriors" sounds like some good red propaganda.  Right out of Best Korea or China.
 
2013-03-11 02:24:21 PM  

Dog Welder: But we need to be concerned the most about four dead in Benghazi.


False dilemma fallacy.
 
2013-03-11 02:26:52 PM  

brukmann: It's like saying someone's an elitist for ordering lasagna


There was a time that I couldn't afford to order the lasagna. Now it's the cheapest thing on the menu.
 
2013-03-11 02:32:45 PM  

KatjaMouse: Even at peak Bush hate I don't remember this amount of hate aimed at Lara.


Sometimes 'we' joked about her youthful car accident, but the hate just wasn't there, at least to the degree people seem to hate Moochelle. It was fine for Nancy Reagan to discourage drug use, but apparently socialism when a women with no actual power chooses broccoli and exercise as her First Lady pet cause.

Before anyone screams about race, remember that Hillary was slaughtered for daring to discuss health care while FLOTUS. I know there are racists out there, but they seem outnumbered by people who listen to talk radio and assume a Democratic FLOTUS is coming for their guns, or in this case their apple pie. If Michelle were white, this same crap would be still be being spewed. Likely at a lower level, but still. LIBS!!!!
 
2013-03-11 02:38:07 PM  

Duck_of_Doom: Lionel Mandrake: "Happy warriors??"

Is that a euphemism for "giant, pathetic douchebags?"

"Happy Warriors" sounds like some good red propaganda.  Right out of Best Korea or China.


The Chinese restaurant where I'm from has a dish called The Happy Warrior.

It's got pineapple and orange in it, and even though I'm not a warrior, eating it did seem to make me happy.
 
2013-03-11 02:38:45 PM  

cannibalparrot: The difference between a dumb lib and a dumb conservative is that the dumb conservative actually votes.


So THAT'S how Obama won a second term...
 
2013-03-11 02:47:21 PM  

KatjaMouse: Even at peak Bush hate I don't remember this amount of hate aimed at Lara.


Lara Bush isn't a ni-*BONG*.
 
2013-03-11 02:47:42 PM  
Anyone else tweet #PaleteXposure and tell them that they are kind of assholes?

Really, you have a chance to send a question to a first lady, and THAT's what you ask?

It's like when you watch Jeopardy! and the story the person tells Alex is about the time they peed their pants. THIS is what you want the world to know about ya?
 
2013-03-11 02:49:57 PM  

Rapmaster2000: SploogeTime: "SploogeTime tells it like it is.  He doesn't care whose toes he steps on.  He is totally in your face."

I can't afford to care. And this wasn't 'news'.

SploogeTime doesn't kowtow to the lib media.  Step into SploogeTime's office!


He's a bitter little drip.
 
2013-03-11 02:50:11 PM  

Ed Grubermann: KatjaMouse: Even at peak Bush hate I don't remember this amount of hate aimed at Lara.

Lara Bush isn't a ni-*BONG*. Democrat.


FTFY. As pointed out, Hillary Clinton got a lot of hate too.
 
2013-03-11 02:50:26 PM  

gravy chugging cretin.: gravy chugging cretin.: Fuggin Bizzy: Doctor Funkenstein: Hey, the President is an ass man.  Can't knock him for that.

That's a 'shop. No I will not go find the original for you.

It was a frame from this video.  Not what our outraged friends claim

Or maybe this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMmX72N6EtE


Mmm. Maybe that's what I meant. Anyway, thanks.
 
2013-03-11 02:53:52 PM  
Oh, funny thing: within minutes of sending a derisive tweet to @PaleteXposure, this was my response:

"@saintstryfe thanks for your input, I'm sure your 20 followers appreciate it way more than I do! Lol "

Seriously. Twitter dick measuring was their Weeners.
 
2013-03-11 02:59:54 PM  

dickfreckle: KatjaMouse: Even at peak Bush hate I don't remember this amount of hate aimed at Lara.

Sometimes 'we' joked about her youthful car accident, but the hate just wasn't there, at least to the degree people seem to hate Moochelle. It was fine for Nancy Reagan to discourage drug use, but apparently socialism when a women with no actual power chooses broccoli and exercise as her First Lady pet cause.

Before anyone screams about race, remember that Hillary was slaughtered for daring to discuss health care while FLOTUS. I know there are racists out there, but they seem outnumbered by people who listen to talk radio and assume a Democratic FLOTUS is coming for their guns, or in this case their apple pie. If Michelle were white, this same crap would be still be being spewed. Likely at a lower level, but still. LIBS!!!!


I used to joke that Laura had more confirmed kills than her "War President" husband, but that was more of a knock on George skipping out on Vietnam, than on her.

She seemed nice enough, a bit boring perhaps.  But I wasn't running around screeching that her pro-Literacy campaign was a War On Dukes of Hazzard Re-Runs.
 
2013-03-11 03:00:45 PM  
Ed Gruberma: He's a bitter little drip.

No,not lemon. Haven't checked the drip yet.
 
2013-03-11 03:01:35 PM  
They're still trying to make Beghazi a scandal?

Oh, how cute.
 
2013-03-11 03:03:30 PM  
re-posting tweets that the recipient will never see is now news?
 
2013-03-11 03:07:12 PM  

saintstryfe: Oh, funny thing: within minutes of sending a derisive tweet to @PaleteXposure, this was my response:

"@saintstryfe thanks for your input, I'm sure your 20 followers appreciate it way more than I do! Lol "

Seriously. Twitter dick measuring was their Weeners.


Pffft. At this point, I think you're cooler if you DON'T have a million followers.


/30 or 40 something followers, beeyotch.
//haven't been on Twitter in so long they send me e-mails saying, "hey, don't forget to check your Twitter".
 
2013-03-11 03:11:16 PM  
Conservatives believe winning Twitter arguments counts more than people actually voting for them.
 
2013-03-11 03:13:17 PM  
correction, for your personal edification:

Conservatives AND liberals believe winning Twitter arguments counts more than people actually voting for them.
 
2013-03-11 03:15:56 PM  

LordJiro: Ed Grubermann: KatjaMouse: Even at peak Bush hate I don't remember this amount of hate aimed at Lara.

Lara Bush isn't a ni-*BONG*. Democrat.

FTFY. As pointed out, Hillary Clinton got a lot of hate too.


The Clintons are former (upper class) hippies. The Right hated them as much for that as being Democrats. Yes, being sore losers is a big part of the hatred, but don't act as if it's the sole factor. These are people who hate everyone who isn't just like them.
 
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