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2013-03-11 01:06:48 PM  

SploogeTime: I can't afford to care.


WTF does this even mean?
 
2013-03-11 01:07:00 PM  

jaylectricity: Does she even remember that it is the six month anniversary?

There's no such thing as a six month anniversary.


Technically there is you see this a lot in young children. "Are you two years old yet little Billy?" "No I'm two and a half years old".
Considering that these people act and think like children this should make some sense.
 
2013-03-11 01:07:54 PM  

Car_Ramrod: SploogeTime: I can't afford to care.

WTF does this even mean?


He's all out of love.  He's so lost without you (Benghazi).
 
2013-03-11 01:08:32 PM  
SploogeTime putting everything into perspective

t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-11 01:08:35 PM  

St_Francis_P: I_Am_Weasel: St_Francis_P: Picking on the First Lady has always been a sign of class.

Since when would Michelle Malkin let class stand in the way?

Sweet Michelle.
[michellemalkinisanidiot.com image 250x265]


That's a happy warrior, right there!
 
2013-03-11 01:08:36 PM  
From the comments...

Catherder • 5 hours ago − Do you feel comfortable locking kids out of the White House while throwing celebrity balls?

Because, once again, First Lady Michelle Obama makes ALL of these decisions.

Seriously, how do people THIS stupid manage to set up an account AND log onto it?
 
2013-03-11 01:08:40 PM  
Well, the freeptards haven't disappointed on this.  Take a peek at some of these gems:

Question: How do you get an a$$ that big on veggies?

#AskFLOTUS why is the wide load sign on your butt?

Dear Mooch...Your ass looks like 20lbs of bologna stuffed into a 15lb sack. Has anyone ever put a lamp on your ass thinking it was an end table?

Isn't it #Flatulous?

Is it true that your butt has it's own zip code?


Seriously, I'm not making this shiat up http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2995683/posts

Why do they want her to be fat so bad?  I don't get it at all.  The woman is in good shape.  They are fascinated with her ass to a very disturbing degree.
 
2013-03-11 01:08:42 PM  
Yeah, I don't remember anybody saying things like "Stupid, Laura! Why you tellin' my kid to read a book? HUH!?"

This people are beyond classless.
 
2013-03-11 01:09:02 PM  
My god. These people are idiots.
 
2013-03-11 01:09:03 PM  

KatjaMouse: Even at peak Bush hate I don't remember this amount of hate aimed at Lara.


What's to hate?
cache.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-03-11 01:10:06 PM  

SploogeTime: "And this wasn't 'news'. "

which is why I treat it as such - bullcrap. michelle has as much impact on America as a used condom.


BOOM!  Are you feeling the heat now, libs?  Are you scared of what a strong conservative voice sounds like?  You better be.  SploogeTime is your worst nightmare!
 
2013-03-11 01:10:19 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: I imagine these clowns running around to their little gatherings to pass their iPhones around so that the other closet bigots and assholes can see their magnificently disrespectful tweet to the first lady. It's the same energy that made Joe Wilson think it was ok to scream out during the State of the Union. The same spirit that caused MCCain to call Obama, "that one". The same douchiness that makes Bohner feel like he has to come out of meetings with the President to report that he stared Obama down. It says, you may be the President, but you're not MY President. They do this passive-aggressive shiat all of the time so that when they are called on it they can step back and hunch their shoulders as if their intent was not to be disrespectful.


You remember how back during the 2012 campaign conservative annalists and Fox News were convinced that it was going to be a victory for Romney? Then it just turned out that on Facebook it was just a meat grinder of conservatives only on conservative pages and posting conservative links who'd have their conservative friends 'Like' them because their liberal friends were too polite to call them out on anything. Or that conservatives would just unfriend anyone who did just that so all they heard was the echo-chamber.
 
2013-03-11 01:10:21 PM  

KatjaMouse: Even at peak Bush hate I don't remember this amount of hate aimed at Lara.


It's probably because compared to Larua, Michelle is just kind of ... blah.
 
2013-03-11 01:10:21 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: They are fascinated with her ass to a very disturbing degree.


So is Obama...
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-11 01:12:07 PM  
Rapmaster2000: SploogeTime doesn't kowtow to the lib media.  Step into SploogeTime's office!

Great hair. did you get the beef chowmein?
 
2013-03-11 01:12:13 PM  

Car_Ramrod: SploogeTime: I can't afford to care.

WTF does this even mean?


Splooge Time ain't got time to bleed.
 
2013-03-11 01:12:37 PM  

BunkyBrewman: Do these idiots actually believe the 1st lady was reading any of those tweets?


Or better yet; any of those idiots actually believe that she knows anything about Benghazi?
 
2013-03-11 01:12:54 PM  

Car_Ramrod: SploogeTime: I can't afford to care.

WTF does this even mean?


What does it mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN???? Time is money my friend, time is money. And he's all out of bubble gum.
 
2013-03-11 01:13:26 PM  
"Hey guys, maybe you should breathe oxygen."

"Screw this uppity first lady!"

*drowns self out of spite*
 
2013-03-11 01:13:47 PM  
Wow. That site is puerile and I would think less of the intellect of anybody who admitted to frequenting it.
 
2013-03-11 01:13:53 PM  

SploogeTime: Rapmaster2000: SploogeTime doesn't kowtow to the lib media.  Step into SploogeTime's office!

Great hair. did you get the beef chowmein?


Zing!  SploogeTime is giving me the business.  I love a good roast.  But hey, I can take a joke.  I know that SploogeTime has got barbs all day for libs.  You libs want none of what SploogeTime is cooking.
 
2013-03-11 01:13:55 PM  

Car_Ramrod: SploogeTime: I can't afford to care.

WTF does this even mean?


He ain;t got time to bleed.
 
2013-03-11 01:14:03 PM  

Uzzah: KatjaMouse: Even at peak Bush hate I don't remember this amount of hate aimed at Lara.

It's probably because compared to Larua, Michelle is just kind of ... blah.


Laura Bush killed a guy.

/Laura Bush killed a guy.
 
2013-03-11 01:14:07 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: The woman is in good shape. They are fascinated with her ass to a very disturbing degree.


So am I, but in a much different way. Call me, Michelle.

Also, they're children. I mean, "Isn't it #Flatulous?" Really? It's like an earnest version of Fartbama. What is wrong with these people?
 
2013-03-11 01:14:53 PM  
"What does it mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN???? Time is money my friend, time is money. And he's all out of bubble gum. "

Split-pea soup.
 
2013-03-11 01:14:55 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: Doctor Funkenstein: They are fascinated with her ass to a very disturbing degree.

So is Obama...
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]


Hey, the President is an ass man.  Can't knock him for that.

i595.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-11 01:15:08 PM  

KatjaMouse: Even at peak Bush hate I don't remember this amount of hate aimed at Lara.


If you're a Republican in these times it pretty strongly implies you just weren't raised right. So being smugly dickish to someone because you don't like her husband falls right in line with that.
 
2013-03-11 01:15:28 PM  

SploogeTime: "And this wasn't 'news'. "

which is why I treat it as such - bullcrap. michelle has as much impact on America as a used condom.


And yet here you are, repeatedly commenting.
 
2013-03-11 01:15:29 PM  

Car_Ramrod: So, are they saying graduating high school is elitist, or...?


That would explain a great many things.
 
2013-03-11 01:15:30 PM  

SploogeTime: "What does it mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN???? Time is money my friend, time is money. And he's all out of bubble gum. "

Split-pea soup.


In all seriousness, are you having a stroke? Should we call 911?
 
2013-03-11 01:16:43 PM  

Mugato: "Hey guys, maybe you should breathe oxygen."

"Screw this uppity first lady!"

*drowns self out of spite*


Oh if only...

Maybe she should come out and tell everyone that red meat is in fact one of the healthiest things out there and that Oreo is even changing their recipe to fit in with the FLOTUS' plan. But of course with a bit of code so that the liberals/sane people see through it. Over night, I bet you, Republicans will start drinking herbal tea, become vegetarians and ditch their mobility scooters because SCREW FARTBAMA!
 
2013-03-11 01:17:00 PM  

Rapmaster2000: SploogeTime: Rapmaster2000: SploogeTime doesn't kowtow to the lib media.  Step into SploogeTime's office!

Great hair. did you get the beef chowmein?

Zing!  SploogeTime is giving me the business.  I love a good roast.  But hey, I can take a joke.  I know that SploogeTime has got barbs all day for libs.  You libs want none of what SploogeTime is cooking.


He won't hold back on anyone!  He's controversial!!
 
2013-03-11 01:17:08 PM  
"Even at peak Bush hate I don't remember this amount of hate aimed at Lara."

don't let her drive.
 
2013-03-11 01:18:00 PM  

Car_Ramrod: Also, they're children. I mean, "Isn't it #Flatulous?" Really? It's like an earnest version of Fartbama. What is wrong with these people?


I'd really like to start an account over there and try to force the Fartbama meme.  How great would it be to see a clip of one of those Fox douches whining about something and ending the bit with "Thanks a lot, Fartbongo!"  With their hive mind, you know if you could get a couple of them to say it, they'd all be saying it.
 
2013-03-11 01:18:05 PM  
I opened that story and scrolled through the posts thinking that the site was simply highlighting stupidity. Then, I realized that the site writer was actually cheering on these idiots. I guess Twitchy goes on the "do not click" list.
 
2013-03-11 01:18:35 PM  
~4500 US military dead in Iraq, ~2000 in Afghanistan, over 100,000 Iraqi civilians killed (but they don't count since they haven't accepted Jesus as their personal saviour), and the right is obsessed over four dead in Benghazi.

I've joked in the past that the right only "supports the troops" to the extent that they can use the corpses of dead soldiers to beat liberals over the head with.  Read that link and then tell me I'm wrong.
 
2013-03-11 01:18:41 PM  

Mikey1969: Because, once again, First Lady Michelle Obama makes ALL of these decisions.


Well, we all know how 'whipped the president is.....
 
2013-03-11 01:19:04 PM  
In all seriousness, are you having a stroke? Should we call 911?

I took an aspirin and three shots of Bush Mill. I'm fine.
 
2013-03-11 01:19:59 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Well, we all know how 'whipped' the president is.....


That's racist.jpg
 
2013-03-11 01:20:20 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Rapmaster2000: SploogeTime: Rapmaster2000: SploogeTime doesn't kowtow to the lib media.  Step into SploogeTime's office!

Great hair. did you get the beef chowmein?

Zing!  SploogeTime is giving me the business.  I love a good roast.  But hey, I can take a joke.  I know that SploogeTime has got barbs all day for libs.  You libs want none of what SploogeTime is cooking.

He won't hold back on anyone!  He's controversial!!


I think SploogeTime is a pretty cool guy, eh rips on Libs and doesn't afraid of anything.
 
2013-03-11 01:20:23 PM  
What elitist might look like.

i13.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-11 01:20:41 PM  
I don't even get the one tweet asking if she knows who Chris Kyle is. I mean, I googled the guy, but what does his story have to do with anything related to the Obamas?
 
2013-03-11 01:21:08 PM  
What a bunch of losers... sore losers.
 
2013-03-11 01:21:12 PM  

yeegrek: ~4500 US military dead in Iraq, ~2000 in Afghanistan, over 100,000 Iraqi civilians killed (but they don't count since they haven't accepted Jesus as their personal saviour), and the right is obsessed over four dead in Benghazi.

I've joked in the past that the right only "supports the troops" to the extent that they can use the corpses of dead soldiers to beat liberals over the head with.  Read that link and then tell me I'm wrong.


1 death is a tragedy. A million is a statistic.

/ok, we're shy of a million but we're in modern timez
 
2013-03-11 01:22:12 PM  

St_Francis_P: I_Am_Weasel: St_Francis_P: Picking on the First Lady has always been a sign of class.

Since when would Michelle Malkin let class stand in the way?

Sweet Michelle.
[michellemalkinisanidiot.com image 250x265]


She would be hot if she put less effort into making herself so ugly.
 
2013-03-11 01:22:38 PM  

God's Hubris: What elitist might look like.

[i13.photobucket.com image 800x533]


AAAACK!  TERRORIST FIST JAB!
 
2013-03-11 01:22:53 PM  
That'll learn that broccoli pushing biatch.
 
2013-03-11 01:23:02 PM  

God's Hubris: What elitist might look like.

[i13.photobucket.com image 800x533]


I bet that guy's in a union.

Hobnobbing with commies, eh 0blammy?
 
2013-03-11 01:23:12 PM  

yeegrek: ~4500 US military dead in Iraq, ~2000 in Afghanistan, over 100,000 Iraqi civilians killed (but they don't count since they haven't accepted Jesus as their personal saviour), and the right is obsessed over four dead in Benghazi.

I've joked in the past that the right only "supports the troops" to the extent that they can use the corpses of dead soldiers to beat liberals over the head with.  Read that link and then tell me I'm wrong.


Not to mention the thousands of our soldiers who've come back missing body parts, or with mental scarring, and the trillions of dollars we threw away to fight these wars along with the billions in aid we'll need to give to our former military personnel.  And not to mention the dozen embassy attacks that occurred during the Bush Administration resulting in dozens of deaths.

But we need to be concerned the most about four dead in Benghazi.
 
2013-03-11 01:23:31 PM  
Pants,
I think SploogeTime is a pretty cool guy, eh rips on Libs and doesn't afraid of anything.

thank you sir, IF/When you come to the new Detroit of the south, aka, Atlanta, inform me. I shall buy you a drink of your choice.
I rip on everyone, sometimes, including myself.
 
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