timujin: texdent: FullMetalPanda: But she's still going to die a virgin?She's as much a virgin as Britney Spears used to claim to be one.From what I understand (and my only knowledge about the girl comes from Fark threads) is that is the reason she can't keep a man. She won't put out until she gets married.
Theaetetus: You are never ever ever getting a lead certification,You are never ever ever getting a home inspection,You go talk to lawyers, talk to realtors, talk to meBut you are never ever ever ever getting back your deposit.
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