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(Celebslam)   Real estate agent leaks that Taylor Swift did actually buy a house near her ex-boyfriend, but then sold it for a million dollar profit. Joke's on you, Taylor. Now everyone knows you're a tremendous businesswoman   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 79
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2013-03-11 12:37:26 PM
But she's still going to die a virgin?
 
2013-03-11 01:30:24 PM

FullMetalPanda: But she's still going to die a virgin?


She's as much a virgin as Britney Spears used to claim to be one.
 
2013-03-11 01:47:36 PM
I have no idea who this is. Nor do I have the inclination to google her name so that I can know which song of hers I've heard in which supermarket.

I will however say that celebrities have an added bonus of being celebrities -that it is easier for them to sell things given that their celebrity is an endorsement of that object. (I'm sure the percentage  ROI of her used panties go for way more than that house.)
 
2013-03-11 01:59:14 PM
You are never ever ever getting a lead certification,
You are never ever ever getting a home inspection,
You go talk to lawyers, talk to realtors, talk to me
But you are never ever ever ever getting back your deposit.
 
2013-03-11 02:11:02 PM

Theaetetus: You are never ever ever getting a lead certification,
You are never ever ever getting a home inspection,
You go talk to lawyers, talk to realtors, talk to me
But you are never ever ever ever getting back your deposit.


I hate that I see what you did there.

\swear to God, there's a rule somewhere saying that she has to be played on every store's radio at least once an hour.
 
2013-03-11 02:56:37 PM
Hiring someone to manage your tremendous wealth does not make you a good businesswoman. It makes you not retarded.

The business manager who purchased the property under Swift's company is the smart business person. And chances are it wasn't registered under her management company, but a "shell" company that is used for property purchases. That way if there is ever a default the banks can't go after other assets. That's how the super rich normally buy multi-million dollar buildings.
 
2013-03-11 02:58:53 PM

Theaetetus: You are never ever ever getting a lead certification,
You are never ever ever getting a home inspection,
You go talk to lawyers, talk to realtors, talk to me
But you are never ever ever ever getting back your deposit.


I knew you were pre-approved when you walked in.
 
2013-03-11 03:00:13 PM

Theaetetus: You are never ever ever getting a lead certification,
You are never ever ever getting a home inspection,
You go talk to lawyers, talk to realtors, talk to me
But you are never ever ever ever getting back your deposit.


It's in my ear and won't come out now, damn you, damn you all to hell
 
2013-03-11 03:00:16 PM
I really hate her.
 
2013-03-11 03:00:33 PM
 
2013-03-11 03:05:56 PM
I bet if Kanye were to interrupt one of her acceptance speeches now, he'd get a standing ovation.
 
2013-03-11 03:07:16 PM

texdent: FullMetalPanda: But she's still going to die a virgin?

She's as much a virgin as Britney Spears used to claim to be one.


From what I understand (and my only knowledge about the girl comes from Fark threads) is that is the reason she can't keep a man.  She won't put out until she gets married.
 
2013-03-11 03:07:39 PM
Can't wait for her fall from Grace..
 
2013-03-11 03:09:06 PM
I got something she can flip.
 
2013-03-11 03:09:33 PM

timujin: texdent: FullMetalPanda: But she's still going to die a virgin?

She's as much a virgin as Britney Spears used to claim to be one.

From what I understand (and my only knowledge about the girl comes from Fark threads) is that is the reason she can't keep a man.  She won't put out until she gets married.


If there's one thing Fark knows better than women, it's celebrity women.
 
2013-03-11 03:10:19 PM

gunga galunga: I bet if Kanye were to interrupt one of her acceptance speeches now, he'd get a standing ovation.


Nope.  They BOTH have become entirely intolerable people since then.
 
2013-03-11 03:13:01 PM

FriarReb98: Nope. They BOTH have become entirely intolerable people since then.


Yeah...but if someone really likeable interrupted her, perhaps if Hugh Jackman cut her off mid-speech to do some random sing-songy ensemble...I'd buy him a beer every day for the rest of his life.
 
2013-03-11 03:13:22 PM

RoyHobbs22: I got something she can flip.


I am sure she had nothing to do with this transaction outside of the stalker thought of buying house next to some new boyfriend.
 
2013-03-11 03:27:37 PM

timujin: texdent: FullMetalPanda: But she's still going to die a virgin?

She's as much a virgin as Britney Spears used to claim to be one.

From what I understand (and my only knowledge about the girl comes from Fark threads) is that is the reason she can't keep a man.  She won't put out until she gets married.


*looks at her bank account, looks at her looks, looks at the no sex before marriage clause*

I'll do it! My right hand has can suffice for another two years!
 
2013-03-11 03:27:43 PM

monoski: RoyHobbs22: I got something she can flip.

I am sure she had nothing to do with this transaction outside of the stalker thought of buying house next to some new boyfriend.


Well duh, she has no dick
 
2013-03-11 03:30:56 PM
I love all you "I have no idea who this person is" people.

You don't have to be a fan to admit you've heard of someone, you know?
 
2013-03-11 03:32:00 PM

akula: Theaetetus: You are never ever ever getting a lead certification,
You are never ever ever getting a home inspection,
You go talk to lawyers, talk to realtors, talk to me
But you are never ever ever ever getting back your deposit.

I knew you were pre-approved when you walked in.


We will never ever ever go into escrow together
 
2013-03-11 03:38:33 PM

timujin: texdent: FullMetalPanda: But she's still going to die a virgin?

She's as much a virgin as Britney Spears used to claim to be one.

From what I understand (and my only knowledge about the girl comes from Fark threads) is that is the reason she can't keep a man.  She won't put out until she gets married.


She needs to cover "Keep Your Hands To Yourself".
 
2013-03-11 03:40:27 PM

FriarReb98: Theaetetus: You are never ever ever getting a lead certification,
You are never ever ever getting a home inspection,
You go talk to lawyers, talk to realtors, talk to me
But you are never ever ever ever getting back your deposit.

I hate that I see what you did there.

\swear to God, there's a rule somewhere saying that she has to be played on every store's radio at least once an hour.


So this means that I've probably heard her even though I can't name any of her songs.  The same thing happened to me with Lady Gaga and Coldplay.

"So that yellow song is Coldplay?  Sounds like ignoring them was the right choice."

I've never had anyone tell me that the generic guttural nu-metal noise favored by WWE commercials was Nickleback, but I imagine that's the place where I've heard them.  Isn't that a dick move, BTW?  I've never heard Nickelback, but I make fun of them.  Think of it like McDonald's Fish Bites.  I don't have to eat them to know that they suck.  They're McDonald's Fish Bites.  How could they not suck.
 
2013-03-11 03:40:31 PM
considering that she is worth a bazzillion dollars and manages her career, we already knew that she is a brilliant business woman.
 
2013-03-11 03:41:17 PM
She's writing a song about it as soon as she can come up with a rhyme for "Poopyhead Meanie House"
 
2013-03-11 03:42:00 PM
Why is this house so expensive?
Oh, it was owned by Taylor Swift.
 
2013-03-11 03:42:13 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: considering that she is worth a bazzillion dollars and manages her career, we already knew that she is a brilliant business woman.


That's an interesting thing about Taylor Swift.  Conservative men love her.  Do they love her because she's a square, or are they squares because they love her?

It's a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a crying eagle T-shirt.
 
2013-03-11 03:43:06 PM
Isn't there some crew of drugged up party girls she can roll with? I really would hate to see her career fade away with out a paparazzi snatch shot.
 
2013-03-11 03:43:46 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: and manages her career,


You uh...believe that, huh?
 
2013-03-11 03:43:53 PM

styckx: Can't wait for her fall from Grace..


She bought the state.
 
2013-03-11 03:44:43 PM
BTW, what's up with the Buick Skylark tag?
 
2013-03-11 03:45:03 PM
Hmmm.

Taylor Swift saw the property, spent weeks analyzing comps and anticipated trends in the local real estate market, then invested knowing that she'd turn it in less than a year and make a f*cking killing.

OR

Some asswaffle overpaid for it because "Taylor Swift owned this house."
 
2013-03-11 03:45:16 PM
Her monologue on SNL was fun:

http://www.hulu.com/playlist/21901
 
2013-03-11 03:47:22 PM

Rapmaster2000: tenpoundsofcheese: considering that she is worth a bazzillion dollars and manages her career, we already knew that she is a brilliant business woman.

That's an interesting thing about Taylor Swift.  Conservative men love her.  Do they love her because she's a square, or are they squares because they love her?

It's a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a crying eagle T-shirt.


Eh, I'm a conservative old fart and I do find her to be both pretty and slightly different from the normal Hollywood skank.  She is kind of refreshing on that point.
 
2013-03-11 03:48:19 PM
Did I not say in a previous thread that for someone of her wealth, it makes more sense to buy a house and sell it when she is done rather than rent a house or a hotel room?
 
2013-03-11 03:50:12 PM
That's why she bought her own surveillance drone. After the fourth boyfriend it pays for itself!
 
2013-03-11 03:50:56 PM
Another Government Employee:

Eh, I'm a conservative old fart and I do find her to be both pretty and slightly different from the normal Hollywood skank.  She is kind of refreshing on that point.

I don't see why adults even care.  This is fantasy music for teenage girls.  We don't expect teenagers to listen to The Wiggles.  I don't understand why adults should be expected to listen to Rihanna or Taylor Swift.
 
2013-03-11 03:54:38 PM

HotWingConspiracy: tenpoundsofcheese: and manages her career,

You uh...believe that, huh?


She has a manager of course, but she is very involved in the major decisions.
Good story about that on 60 minutes

but this is fark, so...

We get it, she's a woman
 
2013-03-11 03:58:13 PM

timujin: texdent: FullMetalPanda: But she's still going to die a virgin?

She's as much a virgin as Britney Spears used to claim to be one.

From what I understand (and my only knowledge about the girl comes from Fark threads) is that is the reason she can't keep a man.  She won't put out until she gets married.


Isn't this all just speculation based on comedienne rants from an article last week or did Taylor Swift actually come out and claim she was a virgin?
Not sure who I need to call BS on.
 
2013-03-11 04:00:23 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: HotWingConspiracy: tenpoundsofcheese: and manages her career,

You uh...believe that, huh?

She has a manager of course, but she is very involved in the major decisions.
Good story about that on 60 minutes

but this is fark, so...

We get it, she's a woman


I don't care what's in between her legs, if she was actually acting in a management capacity there would be no time for boys and song writing.
 
2013-03-11 04:05:45 PM

HotWingConspiracy: tenpoundsofcheese: HotWingConspiracy: tenpoundsofcheese: and manages her career,

You uh...believe that, huh?

She has a manager of course, but she is very involved in the major decisions.
Good story about that on 60 minutes

but this is fark, so...

We get it, she's a woman

I don't care what's in between her legs, if she was actually acting in a management capacity there would be no time for boys and song writing.


you do know that if you effective in a management capacity that you aren't doing everything yourself, right?  you know, you have teams and you delegate things especially the small stuff but you make decisions about the major things?  Right??

Do you not believe that the President can have time for so much golf and his family and still be President?  Oh right, he is a male.
 
2013-03-11 04:09:12 PM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: timujin: texdent: FullMetalPanda: But she's still going to die a virgin?

She's as much a virgin as Britney Spears used to claim to be one.

From what I understand (and my only knowledge about the girl comes from Fark threads) is that is the reason she can't keep a man.  She won't put out until she gets married.

Isn't this all just speculation based on comedienne rants from an article last week or did Taylor Swift actually come out and claim she was a virgin?
Not sure who I need to call BS on.


No farking clue, just repeating speculation and innuendo.  As far as I know she's big into DVDA and is willing to go ATM.
 
2013-03-11 04:09:30 PM

vudukungfu: Why is this house so expensive?
Oh, it was owned by Taylor Swift.


I read that Vanity Fair article- the one with the 'special place in hell' quote'- and she didn't play on that at all.

What happened was it was registered to a shell company owned by a guy who works for 13Management- Taylor's management company- and through that, Taylor essentially bought it- and sold it- without her name being on it. Because for her to just outright buy a house next to her boyfriend, well, that would look really stalkerish of her. (She was counting on people to notice that nobody ever actually saw her at the house.)

For the record, the full article gets a little bit more into the context of the 'special place in hell' remark than was made evident in the preview or the Daily Mail greenlight. Taylor said she was actually in the bathroom when the joke was made, heard a lot of laughing, and only found out later why. She's been starting to read all the rumors about her in the tabloids and it's been getting to her in pretty short order, because she's reading about a "cartoon version" of herself and that's the version of her everyone's making jokes about. (Stemming from a larger mistrust of reporters, brought on after she caught one-female, but otherwise unidentified in the article- rummaging through her purse.) That's what she's bristling at, people making jokes about Tabloid Taylor as opposed to how Taylor sees herself. That's the third rail Tina and Amy inadvertently stepped on; Taylor knows she's had a lot of boyfriends, but not very many as of late and not nearly as many as she's made out to be having.

I do still think Taylor needs to develop a little bit better resistance, and be more forgiving on the boyfriend jokes- she has had a bunch, after all- but I get where she's coming from.
 
2013-03-11 04:18:56 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: HotWingConspiracy: tenpoundsofcheese: HotWingConspiracy: tenpoundsofcheese: and manages her career,

You uh...believe that, huh?

She has a manager of course, but she is very involved in the major decisions.
Good story about that on 60 minutes

but this is fark, so...

We get it, she's a woman

I don't care what's in between her legs, if she was actually acting in a management capacity there would be no time for boys and song writing.

you do know that if you effective in a management capacity that you aren't doing everything yourself, right?  you know, you have teams and you delegate things especially the small stuff but you make decisions about the major things?  Right??

Do you not believe that the President can have time for so much golf and his family and still be President?  Oh right, he is a male.


Well you're male and you don't manage your idiocy and phony umbrage very well.
 
2013-03-11 04:27:57 PM

xombie_a_go_go: akula: Theaetetus: You are never ever ever getting a lead certification,
You are never ever ever getting a home inspection,
You go talk to lawyers, talk to realtors, talk to me
But you are never ever ever ever getting back your deposit.

I knew you were pre-approved when you walked in.

We will never ever ever go into escrow together


You belong with a 30 year fixed rate mortgage.
 
2013-03-11 04:38:33 PM
Oh, yes, forgot one thing: Taylor also noted that she views the focus on her and her boyfriends as unfair and a little sexist. She pointed out how some of the boyfriends she's had have themselves had a whole bunch of girlfriends- Joe Jonas got singled out- and got off scot-free, labeled 'playboys' and 'playing around'- while she gets labeled 'boy-crazy' and 'obsessed' for doing pretty much the same thing they're doing.

So, if Taylor were ever to show up at Fark, that's pretty much what she'd probably tell the thread.
 
2013-03-11 04:43:30 PM

HotWingConspiracy: tenpoundsofcheese: HotWingConspiracy: tenpoundsofcheese: HotWingConspiracy: tenpoundsofcheese: and manages her career,

You uh...believe that, huh?

She has a manager of course, but she is very involved in the major decisions.
Good story about that on 60 minutes

but this is fark, so...

We get it, she's a woman

I don't care what's in between her legs, if she was actually acting in a management capacity there would be no time for boys and song writing.

you do know that if you effective in a management capacity that you aren't doing everything yourself, right?  you know, you have teams and you delegate things especially the small stuff but you make decisions about the major things?  Right??

Do you not believe that the President can have time for so much golf and his family and still be President?  Oh right, he is a male.

Well you're male and you don't manage your idiocy and phony umbrage very well.


ohhh, name calling and personal attacks...that is the best you can do?
woo hoo.  another win.
 
2013-03-11 04:49:02 PM

Rapmaster2000: That's an interesting thing about Taylor Swift. Conservative men love her. Do they love her because she's a square, or are they squares because they love her?

It's a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a crying eagle three wolf T-shirt.


There...fixed
 
2013-03-11 04:49:15 PM

texdent: FullMetalPanda: But she's still going to die a virgin?

She's as much a virgin as Britney Spears used to claim to be one.


So we're assuming Mayer busted both cherries?
 
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