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(Celebslam)   Jake Gyllenhaal is dating 22-year-old model Emily DiDonato. An older actor dating a younger model, you say? Why I simply won't believe it until I see it with my very eyes (article contains some possibly Not safe for work images)   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 97
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2013-03-11 12:55:59 PM
She looks like an amateur porn-star, not a model.

/awesome
 
2013-03-11 12:58:43 PM
I feel so bad for Mr. Gyllenhaal, being forced to engage in sexual intercourse with this women....

i.cdn.turner.com

I bet she pees honey.
 
2013-03-11 12:59:55 PM
Alls I know is, if you see an exterior shot of a tent, look away.
 
2013-03-11 01:01:34 PM
At least she's not scary thin like most other models but she'd be perfect with 10-15 more pounds on her. Those boney shoulders and hard jawline would fill out real nice.
 
2013-03-11 01:02:21 PM
I'm sure this is going to last.  They'll be celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary any day now.
 
2013-03-11 01:03:46 PM

the_end_is_rear: I bet she pees honey.


Even if she pees something akin to petrified puss excreted from a dog's anal glands, if it's coming out of her I will cherish it...Until she hits 30, then that's just gross.
 
2013-03-11 01:10:40 PM

MayoSlather: the_end_is_rear: I bet she pees honey.

Even if she pees something akin to petrified puss excreted from a dog's anal glands, if it's coming out of her I will cherish it...Until she hits 30, then that's just gross.


LOL
That was beautiful.
Just about spit up my coffee.
Cheers!
 
2013-03-11 01:17:00 PM
Seriously? Of all the older actor-younger woman pairs in Hollywood, THIS one is called out? It's not like he's 50. Hell, she's one year away from qualifying for the universally-accepted age/2+7 rule.
 
2013-03-11 01:18:42 PM
Haaa!! What a fool, she's so young they won't have anything stimulating to talk about and he'll be bored.
 
2013-03-11 01:24:59 PM
I'd give her a spin class.
 
2013-03-11 01:27:18 PM
WTF?  Only 10yrs between these two?  This doesn't even come close to any kind of "very young dating much older" whatever.

Now, if you actually want that kind of story....I present my hero:

i1168.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-11 01:31:54 PM
That's quite an upgrade from Maggie. Bravo, Jake.
 
2013-03-11 01:35:29 PM
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Ha!  I don't want to be the one to tell him, but with those narrow hips, that girl couldn't have more than 6 or 7 children!
 
2013-03-11 01:41:20 PM
Emily is a weird name. For a boy.
 
2013-03-11 01:43:47 PM
If I was him, I'd have just kept banging my sister.  Maggie is hot.
 
2013-03-11 01:46:36 PM
Fresh masturbatory material. A new day, more HW crap. Fap on, Gentleman, fap on.
 
2013-03-11 01:46:57 PM

airsupport: If I was him, I'd have just kept banging my sister.  Maggie is hot.


She is sometimes.  Not others.  She was hot as fark in Stranger than Fiction.  She doesn't even move the meter in The Dark Knight.
 
2013-03-11 01:47:01 PM
Good for him. Hopefully she'll forgive him when he whispers "Ennis..." in his sleep.
 
2013-03-11 01:47:11 PM
I like this Emily better.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-11 01:49:01 PM
celebslam.celebuzz.com

That's a flat butt. Cute face, but absolutely no ass what so ever.
 
2013-03-11 01:51:57 PM
Didn't he date Taylor Swift?  He must have a thing for skinny, vacant-looking young girls with a slightly off, cadaverous skin coloring.
 
2013-03-11 01:53:04 PM

indarwinsshadow: [celebslam.celebuzz.com image 480x647]

That's a flat butt. Cute face, but absolutely no ass what so ever.


You would need the jaws of life to pull my face out of dat azz.
 
2013-03-11 01:53:52 PM

indarwinsshadow: That's a flat butt. Cute face, but absolutely no ass what so ever.


She's a white swimsuit model, they never have much junk in the trunk.  But hey, she's less flat that Sarah Silverman, so that's something.  I guess.  Whatever.
 
2013-03-11 01:58:11 PM

ShawnDoc: indarwinsshadow: That's a flat butt. Cute face, but absolutely no ass what so ever.

She's a white swimsuit model, they never have much junk in the trunk.  But hey, she's less flat that Sarah Silverman, so that's something.  I guess.  Whatever.


Never got the whole big booty craze. Lot harder to deepdick her in the ass or vag. I guess if you just like sticking the tip in it would be pretty cool.
 
2013-03-11 02:09:18 PM

the_end_is_rear: indarwinsshadow: [celebslam.celebuzz.com image 480x647]

That's a flat butt. Cute face, but absolutely no ass what so ever.

You would need the jaws of life to pull my face out of dat azz.


your comment and handle go hand in hand
 
2013-03-11 02:11:28 PM

thecpt: the_end_is_rear: indarwinsshadow: [celebslam.celebuzz.com image 480x647]

That's a flat butt. Cute face, but absolutely no ass what so ever.

You would need the jaws of life to pull my face out of dat azz.

your comment and handle go hand in hand face-in-crack.


FTFY
 
2013-03-11 02:12:08 PM
*clicks link*

Meh.
 
2013-03-11 02:12:57 PM
32 now qualifies as old?
 
2013-03-11 02:17:44 PM

indarwinsshadow: That's a flat butt. Cute face, but absolutely no ass what so ever.


Sharp knees too
 
2013-03-11 02:17:53 PM
Half your age plus seven = juuust a bit outside.  Maybe that's the math  subby used?
 
2013-03-11 02:19:29 PM

Cymbal: ShawnDoc: indarwinsshadow: That's a flat butt. Cute face, but absolutely no ass what so ever.

She's a white swimsuit model, they never have much junk in the trunk.  But hey, she's less flat that Sarah Silverman, so that's something.  I guess.  Whatever.

Never got the whole big booty craze. Lot harder to deepdick her in the ass or vag. I guess if you just like sticking the tip in it would be pretty cool.


Selfish little prick, aren't you?
 
kab
2013-03-11 02:19:50 PM

Cymbal: Never got the whole big booty craze. Lot harder to deepdick her in the ass or vag. I guess if you just like sticking the tip in it would be pretty cool.


Personal problem-like typing detected.
 
2013-03-11 02:26:57 PM
Always been kinda' fascinated by how when a male celebrity dates someone significantly younger there's at best a huzzah, at worst a yawn, yet if it was a plumber/teacher/politician/etc that same man will be castigated as a lecherous cradle robber, etc.
 
2013-03-11 02:30:51 PM

Oh_Enough_Already: Always been kinda' fascinated by how when a male celebrity dates someone significantly younger there's at best a huzzah, at worst a yawn, yet if it was a plumber/teacher/politician/etc that same man will be castigated as a lecherous cradle robber, etc.


No, not really.  Dennis Kucinich gets mad props.
 
2013-03-11 02:36:58 PM

Oh_Enough_Already: Always been kinda' fascinated by how when a male celebrity dates someone significantly younger there's at best a huzzah, at worst a yawn, yet if it was a plumber/teacher/politician/etc that same man will be castigated as a lecherous cradle robber, etc.


Not really much evidence of this.

You always have haters, prudes and such who don't understand or who are really just jealous of guys pulling younger tang. They are more vocal now, but I'd still say they are hopelessly in the minority.
 
2013-03-11 02:38:46 PM

Oh_Enough_Already: Always been kinda' fascinated by how when a male celebrity dates someone significantly younger there's at best a huzzah, at worst a yawn, yet if it was a plumber/teacher/politician/etc that same man will be castigated as a lecherous cradle robber, etc.


As someone in their 40's, I would need significant financial incentive to date a woman my own age. If I wanted to handle that much baggage I'd apply to the TSA.
 
2013-03-11 02:39:12 PM

Handsome B. Wonderful: 32 now qualifies as old?


Awesome, I'm not old for almost a year!
 
2013-03-11 02:52:15 PM
10yrs is not a big deal at all. i have 12yrs on my fiance
 
2013-03-11 02:53:16 PM
Fark is wonderful.  A picture of a gorgeous woman is shown, one that would make most Farkers jizz themselves if she spoke a word to them, and she is judged with "meh" and dissected for her imperfections.

Most of us, (maybe all - I don't know how even gay guys can refuse this much beauty,) would lick a mile of blazing hot asphalt just to sniff the exhaust pipe of the UPS truck that delivers her Victoria's Secret orders.
 
2013-03-11 02:58:49 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Fark is wonderful.  A picture of a gorgeous woman is shown, one that would make most Farkers jizz themselves if she spoke a word to them, and she is judged with "meh" and dissected for her imperfections.

Most of us, (maybe all - I don't know how even gay guys can refuse this much beauty,) would lick a mile of blazing hot asphalt just to sniff the exhaust pipe of the UPS truck that delivers her Victoria's Secret orders.


WRONG!

I was wth you all the way up until Victoria Secret orders. Chick this hot needs no lingerie, at least not until she hits 40.
 
2013-03-11 03:02:49 PM
Oh Jakie...
 
2013-03-11 03:05:25 PM

Freakin Rican: 10yrs is not a big deal at all. i have 12yrs on my fiance


Yeah, but you're only 22.
 
2013-03-11 03:06:55 PM

the_end_is_rear: I feel so bad for Mr. Gyllenhaal, being forced to engage in sexual intercourse with this women....

[i.cdn.turner.com image 693x1040]

I bet she pees honey.


Likewise, Normie.
Now I have to get back to delivering the mail.
 
2013-03-11 03:10:08 PM
I dunno, she has a cute face, but that really is a sad, flat butt. And to think, that's the photoshopped image, God knows its probably nonexistent in person. :(

/flat butts makes me sad
//it hurts to sit!
///used to have a flat butt, decided that sucked, so I built up a nice bubbly butt
////SQUATS
//home girl needs to do some squats.
 
2013-03-11 03:12:09 PM
Nice beard.
 
2013-03-11 03:27:23 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Freakin Rican: 10yrs is not a big deal at all. i have 12yrs on my fiance

Yeah, but you're only 22.


HAH
 
2013-03-11 03:35:11 PM

vonapathy: I dunno, she has a cute face, but that really is a sad, flat butt. And to think, that's the photoshopped image, God knows its probably nonexistent in person. :(

/flat butts makes me sad
//it hurts to sit!
///used to have a flat butt, decided that sucked, so I built up a nice bubbly butt
////SQUATS
//home girl needs to do some squats.


This. Having a flat butt is your own, sessile fault.
 
2013-03-11 03:37:04 PM
fap...i guess.

/bored
 
2013-03-11 03:42:58 PM
"Psssssst.. Hey, Taylor, this one puts out."  --JG
 
2013-03-11 03:52:41 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Freakin Rican: 10yrs is not a big deal at all. i have 12yrs on my fiance

Yeah, but you're only 22.


lmao!!

Mr. Hansen is that you?
 
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