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(Daily Mail)   What do you do if your frienemy wrecks your $100k Fisker? If you are Justin Bieber, you banish him to borrowing your $85-102k Range Rover   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 63
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2013-03-11 11:41:34 AM  
That's an expensive pair of scissors. I told him not to run with them.
 
2013-03-11 11:47:03 AM  

Donnchadha: That's an expensive pair of scissors. I told him not to run with them.


Done in 1
 
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2013-03-11 11:58:02 AM  
If I had a Range Rover worth 85$ that had 102,000 miles on it I wouldn't be too worried about who borrowed it.
 
2013-03-11 12:39:07 PM  

Donnchadha: That's an expensive pair of scissors. I told him not to run with them.


Okay, I think we can clear the thread. Done.
 
2013-03-11 12:39:11 PM  
frienemy

WTF is this shiat? That's not even how your spell it.
 
2013-03-11 12:39:48 PM  

Car_Ramrod: frienemy

WTF is this shiat? That's not even how your spell it.


Godddddddamnit.
 
2013-03-11 12:48:28 PM  
Dangit. As soon as I finally figured out what the hell a Justin Bieber is, now they've come out with something called a Lil Twist. WTF is a Lil Twist?
 
2013-03-11 12:49:19 PM  
My rap moniker is Lil' Hitler.
 
2013-03-11 12:50:01 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Dangit. As soon as I finally figured out what the hell a Justin Bieber is, now they've come out with something called a Lil Twist. WTF is a Lil Twist?


What happens when M. Night Shamalamadingdong writes movies for little kids?
 
2013-03-11 12:50:24 PM  

Car_Ramrod: Car_Ramrod: frienemy

WTF is this shiat? That's not even how your spell it.

Godddddddamnit.


Muphry's Law.
 
2013-03-11 12:52:21 PM  
Must be the first lesbian I know of who doesn't have a Subaru.
 
2013-03-11 12:52:36 PM  
Subby, if you actually use the word 'frienemy ' conversationally, kill yourself.
 
2013-03-11 12:52:52 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
I bet there's a huge skidmark down the back of those tighty-whites.
 
2013-03-11 12:53:42 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x1050]
I bet there's a huge skidmark down the back of those tighty-whites.


Are those leather sweatpants?  I don't get it.
 
2013-03-11 12:57:28 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x1050]
I bet there's a huge skidmark down the back of those tighty-whites.

Are those leather sweatpants?  I don't get it.


If you have a kid in junior high school, by next fall you'll be getting about a half dozen of them
 
2013-03-11 01:02:58 PM  
Does he have West Coast Customs ruin every single car he owns? That blacked-out "Stealth Rover" looks like it has been mangled by WCC.
 
2013-03-11 01:03:39 PM  
OK, what is the deal with being photographed or walking while sort of half squatting down these days? Is that the new cool way to stand or something? You know what, fark that. It's not me, it's them. The kids today ARE crazy.
 
2013-03-11 01:08:52 PM  

JohnBigBootay: OK, what is the deal with being photographed or walking while sort of half squatting down these days? Is that the new cool way to stand or something? You know what, fark that. It's not me, it's them. The kids today ARE crazy.


If he didn't walk like that his pants would be around his ankles.
 
2013-03-11 01:22:58 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Rapmaster2000: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x1050]
I bet there's a huge skidmark down the back of those tighty-whites.

Are those leather sweatpants?  I don't get it.

If you have a kid in junior high school, by next fall you'll be getting about a half dozen of them


If I were to wear sweatpants, they wouldn't be leather, and if I were to wear leather pants, they wouldn't be sweatpants.

These leather sweatpants are middle-finger to the face of my entire pants belief system.
 
2013-03-11 01:23:46 PM  
where does one procure such a ridiculous looking pair of pants? do you need to have them custom made?
 
2013-03-11 01:27:19 PM  
If it makes you all feel better, that's an Autobiography Range Rover.  It runs about $126k or so.  Before the terrible aftermarket crap.
 
2013-03-11 01:27:42 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x1050]
I bet there's a huge skidmark down the back of those tighty-whites.

Are those leather sweatpants?  I don't get it.


Maybe he got sweaty, took them off, but now can't get them back on.  It happens to the best of us.

www.glamour.com
 
2013-03-11 01:37:21 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Dangit. As soon as I finally figured out what the hell a Justin Bieber is, now they've come out with something called a Lil Twist. WTF is a Lil Twist?


It's the garnish for a tiny appletini.
 
2013-03-11 01:38:58 PM  
The Fisker Karma is a total piece of shiat.  Looks great, but it's an incredibly poorly designed glorified Chevy Volt that has done more to damage the cause of Electric Vehicles than the oil lobby.
 
2013-03-11 01:55:31 PM  
Just when I got to the point of "meh, whatever" with Bieber, I see the pics in TFA.

That boy needs some training and someone to remind him what happened to Vanilla Ice.
 
2013-03-11 02:03:49 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Are those leather sweatpants? I don't get it.


I would say more like an ill-fitted pair of long johns....

i1168.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-11 02:09:13 PM  
Justin: You're not hardcore. Stop trying to dress like an attractive and successful gangster. If you want to dress like a gangster: go for the mobster look instead of the gangsta look. If you want to come across as "hard" then pick out a rival artist--and you and your posse go to war with them.

/I suggest you pick The Insane Clown Posse.
//For da LULZ...
 
2013-03-11 02:26:49 PM  

The Snow Dog: Justin: You're not hardcore.


Unless you LIVE hardcore.
 
2013-03-11 02:36:01 PM  
Bieber is going to fall HARD when his career is over. We're talking Cory Haim levels of pitifulness.

He's just not very smart, and his parents/handlers (who are also pretty stupid) do NOT have his best interests in mind.

He's got another couple of years, then he'll marry some skank, get divorced, start making terrible hardcore hip-hop music, acquire a large group of dirtbags/drug dealers that follow him around and tell him how great he is, then he'll go bankrupt, and finally overdose.
 
2013-03-11 02:39:47 PM  
www.everythingbieber.net
 
2013-03-11 02:41:11 PM  

realmolo: Bieber is going to fall HARD when his career is over. We're talking Cory Haim levels of pitifulness.

He's just not very smart, and his parents/handlers (who are also pretty stupid) do NOT have his best interests in mind.

He's got another couple of years, then he'll marry some skank, get divorced, start making terrible hardcore hip-hop music, acquire a large group of dirtbags/drug dealers that follow him around and tell him how great he is, then he'll go bankrupt, and finally overdose.


That day cannot come soon enough.
 
2013-03-11 02:48:55 PM  
Somebody should put Justin Bieber out of our misery.
 
2013-03-11 02:52:37 PM  

LewDux: [www.everythingbieber.net image 500x432]


cdn.niketalk.com
 
2013-03-11 02:53:48 PM  

Hollie Maea: The Snow Dog: Justin: You're not hardcore.

Unless you LIVE hardcore.


And legend of the rent is way HARDCORE
 
2013-03-11 03:16:14 PM  
He can afford to just have folks KILLED
 
2013-03-11 03:16:57 PM  

idunnome: Hollie Maea: The Snow Dog: Justin: You're not hardcore.

Unless you LIVE hardcore.

And legend of the rent is way HARDCORE


No Vacancy!
 
2013-03-11 03:17:13 PM  
Prank Call of Cthulhu:
i.dailymail.co.uk 
I bet there's a huge skidmark down the back of those tighty-whites.

Imagine what people would say if women started walking around with their underwear completely exposed. Republican cities would start passing obscenity laws against it. Why can't we be prudes about men's bodies, too? It'd save us from crimes against humanity like this.
 
2013-03-11 03:22:42 PM  
Man, you can really set your watch to these celebrity "downward slide" stories.
 
US1
2013-03-11 03:33:07 PM  
im thinking theres mmore to his relationship with lil twist;  why else would he leave selena gomez
 
2013-03-11 04:06:04 PM  
Let's see how much we can use that pussy-ass white boy before he wises up.

*high five*

"Naw, we cool, Beebs, you da MAN!"

*snickering laughter*
 
2013-03-11 04:09:54 PM  

Mike Chewbacca: Prank Call of Cthulhu:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x1050] 
I bet there's a huge skidmark down the back of those tighty-whites.

Imagine what people would say if women started walking around with their underwear completely exposed. Republican cities would start passing obscenity laws against it. Why can't we be prudes about men's bodies, too? It'd save us from crimes against humanity like this.


Several places did try to pass laws against this fashion.  While the law was a bad idea, their heart was in the right place.
 
2013-03-11 04:12:48 PM  

Superjew: Let's see how much we can use that pussy-ass white boy before he wises up.

*high five*

"Naw, we cool, Beebs, you da MAN!"

*snickering laughter*


Seems like I heard this before....oh yeah, Markie Mark!
 
2013-03-11 04:15:56 PM  
i was living at a condo in miami called the latitude. lil twist would always visit and park this fisker there presumably to bang high end escorts in miami. i took a pic on instagram of it. i guess he had it shipped back to LA and crashed it.
 
2013-03-11 04:18:17 PM  
I didn't realize Muppet Babies had added Flavor Flav to the line up...

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-03-11 04:38:09 PM  

Odd Bird: Just when I got to the point of "meh, whatever" with Bieber, I see the pics in TFA.

That boy needs some training and someone to remind him what happened to Vanilla Ice.


Apparently he made some wise investments while he was hot, probably full knowing that the ride wasn't going to last. Supposedly Mr. Van Winkle is doing all right these days. There are far worse role models that this kid could have.

And he already has them, by the look of it.
 
2013-03-11 05:14:04 PM  

F1_Fan: I didn't realize Muppet Babies had added Flavor Flav to the line up...

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x798]


According to this picture and the one of him in the hideous blue leather sweats, he's going to wind up with a VERY crooked spine. What a 'tard.
 
2013-03-11 05:22:01 PM  
With every new pic I see of this poser I hate him a little more, I am a middle aged adult and he is still a kid but I still hate him.
/but I might wear diaper pants for the money he makes, then go into hiding
 
2013-03-11 05:25:06 PM  

realmolo: Bieber is going to fall HARD when his career is over. We're talking Cory Haim levels of pitifulness.

He's just not very smart, and his parents/handlers (who are also pretty stupid) do NOT have his best interests in mind.

He's got another couple of years, then he'll marry some skank, get divorced, start making terrible hardcore hip-hop music, acquire a large group of dirtbags/drug dealers that follow him around and tell him how great he is, then he'll go bankrupt, and finally overdose.


It's going to be very amusing when he goes from being "Jessie's Girl Rick Springfield" to "Fark Headline because he didn't show up for a DUI hearing" Rick Springfield.
 
2013-03-11 06:16:05 PM  
You friend wrecks your car and you lend him a different one? Perfectly reasonable.
 
2013-03-11 06:20:10 PM  
I can't understand why he keeps letting that frakkup borrow his cars. Dude is obviously a piece of garbage person for mistreating someone else's property. Maybe Little Twist is blackmailing Biebs somehow. He probably got him messed up on some drugs, and has something on him. Bieber may be smarter than we think. He could have the logic that: "This piece of trash is going to keep on until he dies. Good riddance. Free at last." Who knows with people. Maybe he mixed DXM, weed, and it fried his brain even more than it already was.
 
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