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(The Daily Dolt)   Paul Ryan concedes the GOP budget numbers are based on the assumption that a unicorn will poop billions of gold coins directly into the Capitol building sometime during FYs 2013-2023: "Well, we believe it should"   (thedailydolt.com) divider line 33
    More: Unlikely, Paul Ryan, GOP budget, GOP, gold coins, unicorns, Chris Wallace, obamacare  
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2013-03-11 09:42:39 AM
4 votes:
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I don't have time to mansplain my budget to you.
2013-03-11 11:21:27 AM
3 votes:
Paul Ryan More Of a 'Glass Half Full' Kind Of Guy When It Comes To GOP Budget Projections

More like 'skull all empty'
2013-03-11 11:04:35 AM
3 votes:
Sweet.  I get to pull this pic back out.

i595.photobucket.com
2013-03-11 11:22:11 AM
2 votes:

Wyalt Derp: The unicorn poop will trickle down.


i259.photobucket.com
2013-03-11 11:00:33 AM
2 votes:
If you took a 6 month old dog turd and then rolled it in fresh diarrhea  baked it for 2 hours and then shoved a stick through it and put it in front of a microphone it would still be more likable than Paul Ryan.
2013-03-11 10:37:00 AM
2 votes:
Bless his pointy little head.
2013-03-11 10:30:41 AM
2 votes:
Kermit the Frog looking motherfarker.
2013-03-11 10:27:55 AM
2 votes:

vudutek: Tigger: Peter von Nostrand: This guy embarrassed himself enough in the last election. He should take a few months, actually years, to lie low

I think we should import that fine Japanese tradition of killing yourself when you're a total disgrace.

Seppukubama?


Romney-Kiri
2013-03-11 10:18:57 AM
2 votes:

Tigger: Peter von Nostrand: This guy embarrassed himself enough in the last election. He should take a few months, actually years, to lie low

I think we should import that fine Japanese tradition of killing yourself when you're a total disgrace.


He could always live on a remote Pacific island for 30 years refusing to believe the election is over
2013-03-11 12:53:04 PM
1 votes:

ghare: MattStafford: All budget projects - both left and right - are extremely rosy.

To people with fake degrees in economics like you, this is true.

I know you don't give a shiat, but the CBO does a pretty good job.


Does the CBO even know how many coconuts there are in a GDP?  I didn't think so.
2013-03-11 12:11:43 PM
1 votes:

Weaver95: WALLACE:Are you saying that as part of your budget ... you assume the repeal of Obamacare?
RYAN: Yes.
WALLACE: Well, that's not going to happen.
RYAN: Well, we believe it should...
 'we believe it should'?!  that's the best Ryan's got!?  oh, well of course we can balance the budget because we BELIEVE the money will just magically appear out of the sky in 5 months and 24 days.  it's in my best selling book, right there in black and white!

this is the best the GOP has got?  THIS is their idea of leadership?!


He's a numbers guy! A policy wonk! He's a numbers policy wonk! Don't you know!? Haven't you been listening? He's an idea policy numbers wonk! HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO INSIST HE'S SERIOUS BEFORE YOU UNDERSTAND HE'S A SERIOUS NUMBERS WONK POLICY IDEA?!?!?!?!?!?
2013-03-11 12:11:20 PM
1 votes:
"this is the best the GOP has got?  THIS is their idea of leadership?! "

Will someone wake me when any leadership appears? I would appreciate that.
2013-03-11 11:58:47 AM
1 votes:

Dr Dreidel: Smackledorfer: People who work out indoors wearing a hat are farking retards.

"I'm going to get sweaty... I think I'll keep it from evaporating."

Sweat is designed to keep you cool - similar to leaving a hot shower, all of a sudden those warm beads of water are bone-chilling after a few seconds of environmental exposure. A sweat-soaked headband may serve to keep the forehead cool. (Also to keep sweat out of your eyes.)

I learned this from an infomercial where they actually took surface temp readings from a sprinter on a treadmill while wearing a moisture-wicking shirt and a regular t-shirt. Dude got hotter when his sweat was thoughtfully evaporated from its rightful place on his skin.

// of course, you'll still LOOK like a douche
// and a ballcap is super-douchey


Thanks for that brilliant info-mercial based science.

I work out.  Hats keep you hotter while working out.  Headbands aren't for keeping you cooler, they are for keeping salty sweat from raining down on your eyes. I assure you that the skin on your head keeps enough water to aid in the cooling process just fine without a hat. If anything a tight hat will function something like a wetsuit where you have a thin layer of heated water stuck on your skin and are you are no longer gaining the benefit of increased heat loss from the moisture instead of dry air.

I especially love "rightful place on his skin".  Are you making a religious argument that god intended us to wear cotton t-shirts, or are you making a ridiculous claim that we evolved to wear t-shirts while exercising?


Snarky annoyance aside: go to the gym yourself, don't watch half an an informercial and pretend to be an authority.  Informercials are there to sell you something, not teach you something.
2013-03-11 11:56:59 AM
1 votes:

dinch: Flab: Smackledorfer: People who work out indoors wearing a hat are farking retards.

"I'm going to get sweaty... I think I'll keep it from evaporating."

People who get a professional photographer to take pictures of themselves in front backdrop pretending to be working out are also farking retards.

I've always wondered about that. What the hell were those pics for anyway? To get the wimmen vote?


As a woman, I think it was a secret appeal to teh gays.
2013-03-11 11:51:29 AM
1 votes:

dinch: Flab: Smackledorfer: People who work out indoors wearing a hat are farking retards.

"I'm going to get sweaty... I think I'll keep it from evaporating."

People who get a professional photographer to take pictures of themselves in front backdrop pretending to be working out are also farking retards.

I've always wondered about that. What the hell were those pics for anyway? To get the wimmen vote?


Secret conservative homosexual vote I imagine.
2013-03-11 11:25:12 AM
1 votes:

BillCo: So, the same budget assumptions that were used to prop up Obamacare.  Interesting.


There, there, little guy. We know math is difficult for you. Just keep plugging away at it and you'll eventually pass your state's high school graduation test.
2013-03-11 11:24:48 AM
1 votes:

moistD: Wyalt Derp: The unicorn poop will trickle down.

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I think James Ensor painted stuff like this.
2013-03-11 11:24:46 AM
1 votes:
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It's too damn early in the morning for this, but perhaps Ryan ought to consider that if a pony is homeomorphic to an elephant, that budgets have inputs as much as they have outputs. If we've learned anything on the politics tab, it's that there's a sizable faction in Congress for whom the functions of the corresponding orifices are reversed.
2013-03-11 11:12:54 AM
1 votes:

Flab: Smackledorfer: People who work out indoors wearing a hat are farking retards.

"I'm going to get sweaty... I think I'll keep it from evaporating."

People who get a professional photographer to take pictures of themselves in front backdrop pretending to be working out are also farking retards.


I've always wondered about that. What the hell were those pics for anyway? To get the wimmen vote?
2013-03-11 11:10:06 AM
1 votes:

Smackledorfer: People who work out indoors wearing a hat are farking retards.

"I'm going to get sweaty... I think I'll keep it from evaporating."


People who get a professional photographer to take pictures of themselves in front backdrop pretending to be working out are also farking retards.
2013-03-11 11:08:55 AM
1 votes:

Peter von Nostrand: This guy embarrassed himself enough in the last election. He should take a few months, actually years, to lie low


In normal times you would be correct.

These are not normal times, and Paul Ryan is seen as a leading intellectual in Conservative circles.
2013-03-11 11:06:09 AM
1 votes:

KarmicDisaster: jayhawk88: [img.washingtonpost.com image 228x341]

Hey girl, this budget has me seeing stars, and that means I'm....seeing you because....crap, I had something for this...

Leave Poochie alone!

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Goodbye all, I must go - my people need me
2013-03-11 11:05:01 AM
1 votes:

Headso: If you took a 6 month old dog turd and then rolled it in fresh diarrhea  baked it for 2 hours and then shoved a stick through it and put it in front of a microphone it would still be more likable than Paul Ryan.


If you pee on Paul Ryan your weiner actually gets dumber.
2013-03-11 10:50:22 AM
1 votes:
The GOP's Great White Dope, Ladies and Gentlemen...
2013-03-11 10:43:50 AM
1 votes:

BillCo: So, the same budget assumptions that were used to prop up Obamacare.  Interesting.


The ACA assumes the ACA will be repealed?
Get a cup of coffee, buddy.
2013-03-11 10:19:14 AM
1 votes:

Tigger: Peter von Nostrand: This guy embarrassed himself enough in the last election. He should take a few months, actually years, to lie low

I think we should import that fine Japanese tradition of killing yourself when you're a total disgrace.


Seppukubama?
2013-03-11 10:13:24 AM
1 votes:

Peter von Nostrand: This guy embarrassed himself enough in the last election. He should take a few months, actually years, to lie low


I think we should import that fine Japanese tradition of killing yourself when you're a total disgrace.
2013-03-11 09:55:00 AM
1 votes:
This is more math that Republicans do to feel better and study it out and furthermore,
2013-03-11 09:30:16 AM
1 votes:
So, the same budget assumptions that were used to prop up Obamacare.  Interesting.
2013-03-11 09:27:33 AM
1 votes:
And let's not forget this is their "super smart numbers guy and policy wonk".
2013-03-11 09:20:44 AM
1 votes:
He then encouraged Republicans everywhere to clap their hands to show they do believe in the repeal of the Affordable Care Act.
2013-03-11 09:20:35 AM
1 votes:
The flaw in their thinking is that unicorns poop rainbows, not gold.
2013-03-11 08:58:14 AM
1 votes:
Gold price crashes, international markets in death spiral, Paul Ryan proclaims victory.
 
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