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(BBC)   ♫Caring about herself.This is our last monarch. This is our last monarch. This is ourselves. Stomach pressure. (do do do do dodododo) Stomach pressure. (do do do do dodododo)♫   ( bbc.co.uk) divider line
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2013-03-11 12:39:27 PM  
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FullMetalPanda: I Ate Shergar: dready zim: I Ate Shergar: FullMetalPanda: Last week she was admitted to hospital for the first time for 10 years suffering from the symptoms of gastroenteritis.

Translation, she crapped her pants.

Which finally settles the question of whether or not she goes to the toilet.

The answer is that she doesn`t. She just craps her pants and the royal wiper deals with the rest.

We may laugh, but there was once a royal servant whose duties included wiping the monarch's bottom.

It was also considered a great honor and a prestige position, like you couldn't get any higher for a servant.


Groom of the Stool video with Baldrick ("Worst Jobs in History")
2013-03-11 10:49:37 AM  
1 vote:

mcmnky: Wait...that wasn't 'Ice Ice Baby'?


no no, see that goes "do do do do DAdododo" whereas this goes "do do do do dodododo"
2013-03-11 10:38:18 AM  
1 vote:

I Ate Shergar: FullMetalPanda: Last week she was admitted to hospital for the first time for 10 years suffering from the symptoms of gastroenteritis.

Translation, she crapped her pants.

Which finally settles the question of whether or not she goes to the toilet.


The answer is that she doesn`t. She just craps her pants and the royal wiper deals with the rest.
2013-03-11 10:34:47 AM  
1 vote:

FullMetalPanda: Last week she was admitted to hospital for the first time for 10 years suffering from the symptoms of gastroenteritis.

Translation, she crapped her pants.


Which finally settles the question of whether or not she goes to the toilet.
2013-03-11 10:15:53 AM  
1 vote:

insano: matthew_tray: You went w/ Queen, subby. Well played.

Well technically isn't it David Bowie and Freddy Mercury? I'm sure something could have been done with 'Fat Bottomed Girls' but I loled at the headline anyways.


I've always seen it as either Queen & Bowie or Queen(feat. Bowie)

either way, it's the best song I could use ^_^

and thanks for the compliments. I'm quite happy with this headline
2013-03-11 10:03:28 AM  
1 vote:

matthew_tray: You went w/ Queen, subby. Well played.


Well technically isn't it David Bowie and Freddy Mercury? I'm sure something could have been done with 'Fat Bottomed Girls' but I loled at the headline anyways.
2013-03-11 09:59:15 AM  
1 vote:

FullMetalPanda: Last week she was admitted to hospital for the first time for 10 years suffering from the symptoms of gastroenteritis.

Translation, she crapped her pants.


I hope they prescribed this:

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