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(BBC)   ♫Caring about herself.This is our last monarch. This is our last monarch. This is ourselves. Stomach pressure. (do do do do dodododo) Stomach pressure. (do do do do dodododo)♫   (bbc.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-03-11 10:01:16 AM  
2 votes:
Old lady is old.

*sigh*

/Salutes
2013-03-11 01:54:57 PM  
1 vote:

Crewmannumber6: It would help if you told my what this is sung to the tune of, because I don't get it.


Under Pressure
2013-03-11 12:00:41 PM  
1 vote:

I Ate Shergar: Fano: I suppose it helps that a British monarch hasn't been assassinated in a long time.

Technically, the last British monarch to be assassinated was George V in 1936. Okay, he was dying already, but he probably didn't want his doctor to finish him off.


The I.R.A. blew up the Queen's cousin/uncle-in-law, Louis Mountbatten, 1st Earl Mountbatten of Burma, etc. etc, in 1979, on his yacht in Sligo, Ireland. Sure, not the Monarch, but it was as close as they could get. It happens.
2013-03-11 11:18:43 AM  
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dready zim: I Ate Shergar: FullMetalPanda: Last week she was admitted to hospital for the first time for 10 years suffering from the symptoms of gastroenteritis.

Translation, she crapped her pants.

Which finally settles the question of whether or not she goes to the toilet.

The answer is that she doesn`t. She just craps her pants and the royal wiper deals with the rest.


We may laugh, but there was once a royal servant whose duties included wiping the monarch's bottom.
2013-03-11 10:50:12 AM  
1 vote:

Fano: I suppose it helps that a British monarch hasn't been assassinated in a long time.


Technically, the last British monarch to be assassinated was George V in 1936. Okay, he was dying already, but he probably didn't want his doctor to finish him off.
2013-03-11 10:37:37 AM  
1 vote:
We may have a royal family but unlike some countries (I`m looking at YOU America and Thailand) we don`t put people in prison for making jokes about people in charge dying for example frankie boyle joked "I wish the queen had frkkin died. I wish she had died the day before the jubilee because they wouldn`t be able to tell the public. They would have had to hollow out her skin and get the guy who played gollum to wear it all day"

Make a public joke about the president dying and see how much you live in the `land of the free`, still not as bad as thailand and their window licking king. Make a joke about him and you will end up in prison for 5-15 years for EACH JOKE.
2013-03-11 10:00:15 AM  
1 vote:
The Queen has pulled out of Monday's Commonwealth Day service at Westminster Abbey, Buckingham Palace has said.

Shiatting yourself at a public event is bad enough, but since she's the head of the Church of England she can't go crapping herself in one of her churches.
2013-03-11 09:59:10 AM  
1 vote:
You went w/ Queen, subby. Well played.
2013-03-11 09:52:13 AM  
1 vote:
Last week she was admitted to hospital for the first time for 10 years suffering from the symptoms of gastroenteritis.

Translation, she crapped her pants.
 
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