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(BBC)   ♫Caring about herself.This is our last monarch. This is our last monarch. This is ourselves. Stomach pressure. (do do do do dodododo) Stomach pressure. (do do do do dodododo)♫   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 45
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2013-03-11 09:52:13 AM
Last week she was admitted to hospital for the first time for 10 years suffering from the symptoms of gastroenteritis.

Translation, she crapped her pants.
 
2013-03-11 09:59:10 AM
You went w/ Queen, subby. Well played.
 
2013-03-11 09:59:15 AM

FullMetalPanda: Last week she was admitted to hospital for the first time for 10 years suffering from the symptoms of gastroenteritis.

Translation, she crapped her pants.


I hope they prescribed this:

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-11 10:00:15 AM
The Queen has pulled out of Monday's Commonwealth Day service at Westminster Abbey, Buckingham Palace has said.

Shiatting yourself at a public event is bad enough, but since she's the head of the Church of England she can't go crapping herself in one of her churches.
 
2013-03-11 10:01:16 AM
Old lady is old.

*sigh*

/Salutes
 
2013-03-11 10:03:28 AM

matthew_tray: You went w/ Queen, subby. Well played.


Well technically isn't it David Bowie and Freddy Mercury? I'm sure something could have been done with 'Fat Bottomed Girls' but I loled at the headline anyways.
 
2013-03-11 10:10:16 AM
Great headline, well played Subby

/Salute
 
2013-03-11 10:10:53 AM
Its like JP2's last few years.
 
2013-03-11 10:13:05 AM
Meh. Old people problems.
That I should live so long. (Although less smoking and drinking and more exercise might help me emulate Queenie I must admit).
 
2013-03-11 10:15:53 AM

insano: matthew_tray: You went w/ Queen, subby. Well played.

Well technically isn't it David Bowie and Freddy Mercury? I'm sure something could have been done with 'Fat Bottomed Girls' but I loled at the headline anyways.


I've always seen it as either Queen & Bowie or Queen(feat. Bowie)

either way, it's the best song I could use ^_^

and thanks for the compliments. I'm quite happy with this headline
 
2013-03-11 10:34:47 AM

FullMetalPanda: Last week she was admitted to hospital for the first time for 10 years suffering from the symptoms of gastroenteritis.

Translation, she crapped her pants.


Which finally settles the question of whether or not she goes to the toilet.
 
2013-03-11 10:37:37 AM
We may have a royal family but unlike some countries (I`m looking at YOU America and Thailand) we don`t put people in prison for making jokes about people in charge dying for example frankie boyle joked "I wish the queen had frkkin died. I wish she had died the day before the jubilee because they wouldn`t be able to tell the public. They would have had to hollow out her skin and get the guy who played gollum to wear it all day"

Make a public joke about the president dying and see how much you live in the `land of the free`, still not as bad as thailand and their window licking king. Make a joke about him and you will end up in prison for 5-15 years for EACH JOKE.
 
2013-03-11 10:38:18 AM

I Ate Shergar: FullMetalPanda: Last week she was admitted to hospital for the first time for 10 years suffering from the symptoms of gastroenteritis.

Translation, she crapped her pants.

Which finally settles the question of whether or not she goes to the toilet.


The answer is that she doesn`t. She just craps her pants and the royal wiper deals with the rest.
 
2013-03-11 10:38:52 AM
too bad. I was hoping she would fart in my general direction.
 
2013-03-11 10:40:28 AM

dv-ous: Old lady is old.

*sigh*

/Salutes


She's one of the most amazing figures in all of Western history. Think of how different the world is now compared to when she was born.

Then there's the fact that she would never have been Queen if it wasn't for the abdication of her uncle.
 
2013-03-11 10:41:11 AM

dready zim: Make a public joke about the president dying and see how much you live in the `land of the free`, still not as bad as thailand and their window licking king. Make a joke about him and you will end up in prison for 5-15 years for EACH JOKE.


....we can make jokes about the president dying (you missed the whole Bush choking on a pretzel thing, didn't you?) It's when those become thinly-veiled threats towards the president that the Secret Service stands up and takes notice.

Spend a day in the politics tab, you will see people from all sides poke fun at the president.
 
2013-03-11 10:42:14 AM

somedude210: insano: matthew_tray: You went w/ Queen, subby. Well played.

Well technically isn't it David Bowie and Freddy Mercury? I'm sure something could have been done with 'Fat Bottomed Girls' but I loled at the headline anyways.

I've always seen it as either Queen & Bowie or Queen(feat. Bowie)

either way, it's the best song I could use ^_^

and thanks for the compliments. I'm quite happy with this headline


Wait...that wasn't 'Ice Ice Baby'?
 
2013-03-11 10:42:26 AM
Now if only the Prince Consort had pulled out...
 
2013-03-11 10:43:03 AM

dready zim: We may have a royal family but unlike some countries (I`m looking at YOU America and Thailand) we don`t put people in prison for making jokes about people in charge dying for example frankie boyle joked "I wish the queen had frkkin died. I wish she had died the day before the jubilee because they wouldn`t be able to tell the public. They would have had to hollow out her skin and get the guy who played gollum to wear it all day"

Make a public joke about the president dying and see how much you live in the `land of the free`, still not as bad as thailand and their window licking king. Make a joke about him and you will end up in prison for 5-15 years for EACH JOKE.


Which is why Ted Nugent is sentenced to 12 consecutive life sentences, moron
 
2013-03-11 10:44:18 AM

dready zim: We may have a royal family but unlike some countries (I`m looking at YOU America and Thailand) we don`t put people in prison for making jokes about people in charge dying for example frankie boyle joked "I wish the queen had frkkin died. I wish she had died the day before the jubilee because they wouldn`t be able to tell the public. They would have had to hollow out her skin and get the guy who played gollum to wear it all day"

Make a public joke about the president dying and see how much you live in the `land of the free`, still not as bad as thailand and their window licking king. Make a joke about him and you will end up in prison for 5-15 years for EACH JOKE.


I suppose it helps that a British monarch hasn't been assassinated in a long time.

Screw Thailand. Seriously, plow their chicks.
 
2013-03-11 10:46:35 AM

Fano: dready zim: We may have a royal family but unlike some countries (I`m looking at YOU America and Thailand) we don`t put people in prison for making jokes about people in charge dying for example frankie boyle joked "I wish the queen had frkkin died. I wish she had died the day before the jubilee because they wouldn`t be able to tell the public. They would have had to hollow out her skin and get the guy who played gollum to wear it all day"

Make a public joke about the president dying and see how much you live in the `land of the free`, still not as bad as thailand and their window licking king. Make a joke about him and you will end up in prison for 5-15 years for EACH JOKE.

I suppose it helps that a British monarch hasn't been assassinated in a long time.

Screw Thailand. Seriously, plow their chicks.


Well, you can point a gun at a president like it was nothing.  But to point a gun at a king, his power would just bring you to your knees as you couldn't even bear to look upon his personage.
 
2013-03-11 10:49:37 AM

mcmnky: Wait...that wasn't 'Ice Ice Baby'?


no no, see that goes "do do do do DAdododo" whereas this goes "do do do do dodododo"
 
2013-03-11 10:50:12 AM

Fano: I suppose it helps that a British monarch hasn't been assassinated in a long time.


Technically, the last British monarch to be assassinated was George V in 1936. Okay, he was dying already, but he probably didn't want his doctor to finish him off.
 
2013-03-11 10:57:53 AM

Fano: dready zim: We may have a royal family but unlike some countries (I`m looking at YOU America and Thailand) we don`t put people in prison for making jokes about people in charge dying for example frankie boyle joked "I wish the queen had frkkin died. I wish she had died the day before the jubilee because they wouldn`t be able to tell the public. They would have had to hollow out her skin and get the guy who played gollum to wear it all day"

Make a public joke about the president dying and see how much you live in the `land of the free`, still not as bad as thailand and their window licking king. Make a joke about him and you will end up in prison for 5-15 years for EACH JOKE.

I suppose it helps that a British monarch hasn't been assassinated in a long time.

Screw Thailand. Seriously, plow their chicks.


Well, not since the current queens grandfather anyway. We thought we would miss a generation. We kill our monarcha ALL the time, we just don`t make a fuss...
 
2013-03-11 11:00:57 AM

Lost Thought 00: dready zim: We may have a royal family but unlike some countries (I`m looking at YOU America and Thailand) we don`t put people in prison for making jokes about people in charge dying for example frankie boyle joked "I wish the queen had frkkin died. I wish she had died the day before the jubilee because they wouldn`t be able to tell the public. They would have had to hollow out her skin and get the guy who played gollum to wear it all day"

Make a public joke about the president dying and see how much you live in the `land of the free`, still not as bad as thailand and their window licking king. Make a joke about him and you will end up in prison for 5-15 years for EACH JOKE.

Which is why Ted Nugent is sentenced to 12 consecutive life sentences, moron


I do think the moron is the person who didn`t read my post correctly and thinks ted nugent tells jokes in thailand about the king...
 
2013-03-11 11:05:08 AM

somedude210: mcmnky: Wait...that wasn't 'Ice Ice Baby'?

no no, see that goes "do do do do DAdododo" whereas this goes "do do do do dodododo"


Heh, you said dodo... like, a bunch of times.
 
2013-03-11 11:18:43 AM

dready zim: I Ate Shergar: FullMetalPanda: Last week she was admitted to hospital for the first time for 10 years suffering from the symptoms of gastroenteritis.

Translation, she crapped her pants.

Which finally settles the question of whether or not she goes to the toilet.

The answer is that she doesn`t. She just craps her pants and the royal wiper deals with the rest.


We may laugh, but there was once a royal servant whose duties included wiping the monarch's bottom.
 
2013-03-11 11:20:02 AM

MFAWG: Then there's the fact that she would never have been Queen if it wasn't for the abdication of her uncle.


Only if Edward VIII had had children.  Otherwise Princess Elizabeth would have become heiress presumptive when her father the Duke of York died, and succeeded her uncle directly.
 
2013-03-11 11:40:15 AM
you tiny brained wipers of other people's bottoms
 
2013-03-11 11:44:59 AM

I Ate Shergar: dready zim: I Ate Shergar: FullMetalPanda: Last week she was admitted to hospital for the first time for 10 years suffering from the symptoms of gastroenteritis.

Translation, she crapped her pants.

Which finally settles the question of whether or not she goes to the toilet.

The answer is that she doesn`t. She just craps her pants and the royal wiper deals with the rest.

We may laugh, but there was once a royal servant whose duties included wiping the monarch's bottom.


It was also considered a great honor and a prestige position, like you couldn't get any higher for a servant.
 
2013-03-11 11:51:27 AM
She had a bellyfull of wine.
 
2013-03-11 12:00:41 PM

I Ate Shergar: Fano: I suppose it helps that a British monarch hasn't been assassinated in a long time.

Technically, the last British monarch to be assassinated was George V in 1936. Okay, he was dying already, but he probably didn't want his doctor to finish him off.


The I.R.A. blew up the Queen's cousin/uncle-in-law, Louis Mountbatten, 1st Earl Mountbatten of Burma, etc. etc, in 1979, on his yacht in Sligo, Ireland. Sure, not the Monarch, but it was as close as they could get. It happens.
 
2013-03-11 12:09:01 PM
It would help if you told my what this is sung to the tune of, because I don't get it.
 
2013-03-11 12:20:36 PM

Crewmannumber6: It would help if you told my what this is sung to the tune of, because I don't get it.


Under Pressure by Queen and David Bowie.. off the Hot Space album
 
2013-03-11 12:34:10 PM

FullMetalPanda: I Ate Shergar: dready zim: I Ate Shergar: FullMetalPanda: Last week she was admitted to hospital for the first time for 10 years suffering from the symptoms of gastroenteritis.

Translation, she crapped her pants.

Which finally settles the question of whether or not she goes to the toilet.

The answer is that she doesn`t. She just craps her pants and the royal wiper deals with the rest.

We may laugh, but there was once a royal servant whose duties included wiping the monarch's bottom.

It was also considered a great honor and a prestige position, like you couldn't get any higher for a servant.


Well, if you want to make it to the top, you have to start at the bottom.
 
2013-03-11 12:39:27 PM

FullMetalPanda: I Ate Shergar: dready zim: I Ate Shergar: FullMetalPanda: Last week she was admitted to hospital for the first time for 10 years suffering from the symptoms of gastroenteritis.

Translation, she crapped her pants.

Which finally settles the question of whether or not she goes to the toilet.

The answer is that she doesn`t. She just craps her pants and the royal wiper deals with the rest.

We may laugh, but there was once a royal servant whose duties included wiping the monarch's bottom.

It was also considered a great honor and a prestige position, like you couldn't get any higher for a servant.


Groom of the Stool video with Baldrick ("Worst Jobs in History")
 
2013-03-11 01:02:00 PM

somedude210: insano: matthew_tray: You went w/ Queen, subby. Well played.

Well technically isn't it David Bowie and Freddy Mercury? I'm sure something could have been done with 'Fat Bottomed Girls' but I loled at the headline anyways.

I've always seen it as either Queen & Bowie or Queen(feat. Bowie)

either way, it's the best song I could use ^_^

and thanks for the compliments. I'm quite happy with this headline



All 4 members of Queen are credited as well as Bowie.  Both groups have used it in concert but its definitely not just Freddie Mercury from the Queen side.

Subby, great headline but I wonder if you must have been at least tempted by Killer Queen....

She keeps her Metamucil
In a pretty cabinet...


...Momentarily out of action
Temporarily out of gas.


Lots of potential there.
 
2013-03-11 01:10:49 PM

FullMetalPanda: Well, you can point a gun at a president like it was nothing. But to point a gun at a king, his power would just bring you to your knees as you couldn't even bear to look upon his personage.


"If you were to point a pistol at a king or a queen your hands would shake as though palsied."
 
2013-03-11 01:25:33 PM

Aramis21: Lots of potential there.


true, I just immediately thought of "stomach pressure" as a spoof. but your idea works too
 
2013-03-11 01:54:57 PM

Crewmannumber6: It would help if you told my what this is sung to the tune of, because I don't get it.


Under Pressure
 
2013-03-11 02:32:30 PM
Ice Ice Baby doesn't contain any lyrics about the Queen. I don't get it.
 
2013-03-11 03:17:13 PM
The internet schooled me good vis a vis the killing of British royalty. Thanks folks!
 
2013-03-11 05:47:53 PM

somedude210: insano: matthew_tray: You went w/ Queen, subby. Well played.

Well technically isn't it David Bowie and Freddy Mercury? I'm sure something could have been done with 'Fat Bottomed Girls' but I loled at the headline anyways.

I've always seen it as either Queen & Bowie or Queen(feat. Bowie)

either way, it's the best song I could use ^_^

and thanks for the compliments. I'm quite happy with this headline


In recognition of an awesome headline, I dub thee, Sir somedude210 of Fark. Or will once they crown me king.
 
2013-03-11 06:18:36 PM

Shadowtag: somedude210: insano: matthew_tray: You went w/ Queen, subby. Well played.

Well technically isn't it David Bowie and Freddy Mercury? I'm sure something could have been done with 'Fat Bottomed Girls' but I loled at the headline anyways.

I've always seen it as either Queen & Bowie or Queen(feat. Bowie)

either way, it's the best song I could use ^_^

and thanks for the compliments. I'm quite happy with this headline

In recognition of an awesome headline, I dub thee, Sir somedude210 of Fark. Or will once they crown me king.


Thank you kindly,

I just wished that you lot who loved this were TFers so you could vote me up, to the east side
 
2013-03-11 06:57:20 PM
You lot of peasants will miss her when she's gone!

/not a monarchist in any sense, but given a dubious and undemocratic system, she's done well by it and will almost certain not pull a "Benedict".
 
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