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(io9)   The Trouble With Tribbles if if had been written by Taylor Swift   (io9.com) divider line 21
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2013-03-11 09:37:06 AM  
NO !

/Fark you subby
 
2013-03-11 10:08:54 AM  
Done in 1.
 
2013-03-11 10:21:44 AM  
To elaborate on the point:
i18.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-11 11:02:57 AM  
I laughed.
 
2013-03-11 11:09:48 AM  
YES.
 
2013-03-11 11:27:49 AM  
Good. Now try Taylor Swift's "City on the Edge of Forever".

/breaks out litigious popcorn
 
2013-03-11 11:45:30 AM  
Never ever ever.
 
2013-03-11 11:45:40 AM  
Wow. That was terrible in ways that terrible doesn't even begin to describe.
 
2013-03-11 11:59:29 AM  
And, furthermore:
i18.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-11 12:08:33 PM  
If If ?
 
2013-03-11 12:09:50 PM  
This thread is full of suprisingly positive reactions...
 
2013-03-11 12:59:03 PM  
I am ashamed to admit that I enjoyed that.

/farking song will be in my head all day
 
2013-03-11 01:03:44 PM  
I'd like to put my quadrotriticale in her grain.
 
zez
2013-03-11 01:06:01 PM  
It wouldn't have been too bad if the singer could sing.

/the tribble version too
 
2013-03-11 01:17:11 PM  
I want that 15 seconds of my life back.
 
2013-03-11 02:02:58 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-03-11 03:29:11 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-11 04:53:44 PM  
When I was younger, I was conversant with popular music even as I dismissed it as crap. That made me cool.

Now that I am one of the few remaining of my kind, I have been out of touch for a very long time, at least by your standards.

After a seeming eternity of silence punctuated only by my own memories of the ineffable musics of my younger days, I am awakened because of this Taylor Swift being.

I have no idea who Taylor Swift is, whether it's packing img1.fark.net or img1.fark.net, or why anyone should know this person who sounds like a bird that sews.

I shall now use the power of the intarwebs to erase some of this ignorance....


.... aaaaaaaaaaaaaand we have yet another Disneyfied peroxide princess. Twinkies are more natural, testicular torsion more enjoyable, and my dog's bowel movements more culturally significant.

I have missed nothing, and shall return to the vasty deep to sleep again until my lamp-eyed and vellum-skinned acolytes summon me once more, hopefully for something more important, Vincenzo you idiot.
 
2013-03-11 05:08:32 PM  
images.tvrage.com
 
2013-03-11 08:44:15 PM  
LARP Trek?

Oh lawd.jpg
 
2013-03-12 02:38:29 PM  

Meatybrain: When I was younger, I was conversant with popular music even as I dismissed it as crap. That made me cool.

Now that I am one of the few remaining of my kind, I have been out of touch for a very long time, at least by your standards.

After a seeming eternity of silence punctuated only by my own memories of the ineffable musics of my younger days, I am awakened because of this Taylor Swift being.

I have no idea who Taylor Swift is, whether it's packing [img1.fark.net image 54x11] or [img1.fark.net image 54x11], or why anyone should know this person who sounds like a bird that sews.

I shall now use the power of the intarwebs to erase some of this ignorance....


.... aaaaaaaaaaaaaand we have yet another Disneyfied peroxide princess. Twinkies are more natural, testicular torsion more enjoyable, and my dog's bowel movements more culturally significant.

I have missed nothing, and shall return to the vasty deep to sleep again until my lamp-eyed and vellum-skinned acolytes summon me once more, hopefully for something more important, Vincenzo you idiot.


us.123rf.com
 
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