Meatybrain: When I was younger, I was conversant with popular music even as I dismissed it as crap. That made me cool.Now that I am one of the few remaining of my kind, I have been out of touch for a very long time, at least by your standards.After a seeming eternity of silence punctuated only by my own memories of the ineffable musics of my younger days, I am awakened because of this Taylor Swift being.I have no idea who Taylor Swift is, whether it's packing [img1.fark.net image 54x11] or [img1.fark.net image 54x11], or why anyone should know this person who sounds like a bird that sews.I shall now use the power of the intarwebs to erase some of this ignorance........ aaaaaaaaaaaaaand we have yet another Disneyfied peroxide princess. Twinkies are more natural, testicular torsion more enjoyable, and my dog's bowel movements more culturally significant.I have missed nothing, and shall return to the vasty deep to sleep again until my lamp-eyed and vellum-skinned acolytes summon me once more, hopefully for something more important, Vincenzo you idiot.
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