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(Contact Music)   Now this is the story all about how, My life got flipped, turned upside down, And I'd like to take a minute just to be her, I'll tell you how I became the mentor of a kid called Bieber   (contactmusic.com) divider line 15
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2013-03-11 08:38:26 AM
You either got the song wrong on accident and shame on you for it, or you got it wrong on purpose and your joke sucks.

Choose. But choose wisely.
 
2013-03-11 08:39:26 AM
Still doesn't rhyme
 
2013-03-11 08:46:01 AM
Fark him, and fark you too.
 
2013-03-11 08:49:58 AM
So many, commas when,
a line break or two may, have been better
 
2013-03-11 08:52:50 AM
 out a lot, mentoring him and offering him guidance. He's someone who is used to this level of scrutiny and it has helped having him around. Justin is an adult and has a very strong, loyal and professional team around him, but it is hard for anyone to come under such pressure."

What exactly does he do on stage?
 
2013-03-11 09:21:14 AM
Welcome to scientology, kid. Make the check payable to "cash".
 
2013-03-11 10:07:36 AM
Now this is the story all about how, My life got flipped, turned upside down, And I'd like to take a minute just to be her so don't you leave, and I'll tell you how I became the mentor of a kid called Bieber the Biebs.

FTFY?
 
2013-03-11 10:22:31 AM

H31N0US: Welcome to Scientology, kid. Make the check payable to "cash".


That was my first thought as well. He's the bankable star type that they love.
 
2013-03-11 10:33:34 AM

Bedstead Polisher: Now this is the story all about how, My life got flipped, turned upside down, And I'd like to take a minute just to be her so don't you leave, and I'll tell you how I became the mentor of a kid called Bieber the Biebs.

FTFY?


okay, that was funnier. I couldn't come up with a good "-er" word to go with Bieber, so I went with the tried and true "he's girly" joke

I hang my head in shame

/subby
 
2013-03-11 11:19:39 AM

somedude210: Bedstead Polisher: Now this is the story all about how, My life got flipped, turned upside down, And I'd like to take a minute just to be her so don't you leave, and I'll tell you how I became the mentor of a kid called Bieber the Biebs.

FTFY?

okay, that was funnier. I couldn't come up with a good "-er" word to go with Bieber, so I went with the tried and true "he's girly" joke

I hang my head in shame

/subby


Well I've never submitted anything, so you've got that on me.
 
2013-03-11 11:20:28 AM
Dear Beibs:

i1282.photobucket.com

No, you are not a badass.  There is nothing about you that screams badass.  Your hat alone screams "wanker".  In all of the infinite universes covering the entire range of possibility, there is not a single universe where you are a badass.  Please stop trying to be a badass, for your own sake.
 
2013-03-11 11:31:09 AM
I'm sure the photographers were relieved they did not get a good pummeling from the Biebs.
 
2013-03-11 11:49:13 AM

Mentat: Your hat alone screams "wanker".


I it's screaming "I make the Bieber look like a penis from the neck up; your photograph is invalid".

/needs a white pom-pom
 
2013-03-11 07:05:46 PM
This can't end well. Just look at how an annoying, talentless, and illiterate piece of trash Jaden is. Actually, it isn't that much difference. Carry on.
 
2013-03-11 07:54:27 PM
Give it two more years. He'll get into drugs, disappear for a few decades, and only show up for the occasional celebrity reality show.
 
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