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(Patch)   Fark ready headline: "Man with club foot, woman with teeth 'similar to a meth user' sought in Buford shoplifting Incident"   (patch.com) divider line 8
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2013-03-11 09:38:34 AM  
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It's not that difficult people!  Brush your damn teeth!  I've been a daily meth user for over five years and still have all my pearly whites.  You can avoid looking like a wreck if you just take basic care of yourself, don't pick your skin, and eat a balanced diet that consists of more than just sweet tarts and cokes.  It pisses me off that meth abusers get lumped in with meth users.  It can be a helpful, fun substance if you set some boundaries!
2013-03-11 09:24:18 AM  
2 votes:
"Buford Patch" sounds like some type of genital grooming or something you'd look up on urbandictionary.
2013-03-11 10:23:08 AM  
1 votes:
Buford shoplifting Incident

Nobody shoplifts Buford!
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
/he's big
//he's dumb
///he's got the IQ of gum
2013-03-11 10:09:39 AM  
1 votes:
If "meth mouth" is caused by abusing methamphetamine, is "club foot" caused by abusing "club drugs"?
2013-03-11 10:04:24 AM  
1 votes:
www.ology.com

Wanted for questioning
2013-03-11 09:41:10 AM  
1 votes:

spentmiles: It's not that difficult people!  Brush your damn teeth!  I've been a daily meth user for over five years and still have all my pearly whites.  You can avoid looking like a wreck if you just take basic care of yourself, don't pick your skin, and eat a balanced diet that consists of more than just sweet tarts and cokes.  It pisses me off that meth abusers get lumped in with meth users.  It can be a helpful, fun substance if you set some boundaries!


I like the cut of your jib.
2013-03-11 09:27:30 AM  
1 votes:
Meth Mouth?   In Georgia?  You don't say.  They only unique characteristic in that description is that she weighs less than 400 pounds.
2013-03-11 09:23:59 AM  
1 votes:
That article is waaaay too detailed

Somebody has a Jimmy Olson complex
 
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