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(Patch)   Fark ready headline: "Man with club foot, woman with teeth 'similar to a meth user' sought in Buford shoplifting Incident"   ( divider line
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2013-03-11 09:38:34 AM  
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It's not that difficult people!  Brush your damn teeth!  I've been a daily meth user for over five years and still have all my pearly whites.  You can avoid looking like a wreck if you just take basic care of yourself, don't pick your skin, and eat a balanced diet that consists of more than just sweet tarts and cokes.  It pisses me off that meth abusers get lumped in with meth users.  It can be a helpful, fun substance if you set some boundaries!
2013-03-11 10:38:29 AM  
1 vote:
NBC has just added "Club Foot & Meth Mouth" to its fall prime time time lineup.

Jack Black & Lindsay Lohan are rumored for leads.
2013-03-11 09:27:30 AM  
1 vote:
Meth Mouth?   In Georgia?  You don't say.  They only unique characteristic in that description is that she weighs less than 400 pounds.
2013-03-11 09:24:18 AM  
1 vote:
"Buford Patch" sounds like some type of genital grooming or something you'd look up on urbandictionary.
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