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(Patch)   Fark ready headline: "Man with club foot, woman with teeth 'similar to a meth user' sought in Buford shoplifting Incident"   (patch.com) divider line 21
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2013-03-11 09:23:59 AM
That article is waaaay too detailed

Somebody has a Jimmy Olson complex
 
2013-03-11 09:24:18 AM
"Buford Patch" sounds like some type of genital grooming or something you'd look up on urbandictionary.
 
2013-03-11 09:27:30 AM
Meth Mouth?   In Georgia?  You don't say.  They only unique characteristic in that description is that she weighs less than 400 pounds.
 
2013-03-11 09:31:29 AM
Mom, Dad?
 
2013-03-11 09:35:34 AM
But are the teeth real or only alleged?
Wouldn't want to get sued, would we, cowards of the press?
 
2013-03-11 09:36:40 AM
Maybe the circus was in town.
 
2013-03-11 09:38:34 AM
It's not that difficult people!  Brush your damn teeth!  I've been a daily meth user for over five years and still have all my pearly whites.  You can avoid looking like a wreck if you just take basic care of yourself, don't pick your skin, and eat a balanced diet that consists of more than just sweet tarts and cokes.  It pisses me off that meth abusers get lumped in with meth users.  It can be a helpful, fun substance if you set some boundaries!
 
2013-03-11 09:41:10 AM

spentmiles: It's not that difficult people!  Brush your damn teeth!  I've been a daily meth user for over five years and still have all my pearly whites.  You can avoid looking like a wreck if you just take basic care of yourself, don't pick your skin, and eat a balanced diet that consists of more than just sweet tarts and cokes.  It pisses me off that meth abusers get lumped in with meth users.  It can be a helpful, fun substance if you set some boundaries!


I like the cut of your jib.
 
2013-03-11 10:04:24 AM
www.ology.com

Wanted for questioning
 
2013-03-11 10:09:39 AM
If "meth mouth" is caused by abusing methamphetamine, is "club foot" caused by abusing "club drugs"?
 
2013-03-11 10:12:55 AM

b0rg9: "Buford Patch" sounds like some type of genital grooming or something you'd look up on urbandictionary.


Thanks, that's another image I can't erase from my brain.
 
2013-03-11 10:23:08 AM
Buford shoplifting Incident

Nobody shoplifts Buford!
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
/he's big
//he's dumb
///he's got the IQ of gum
 
2013-03-11 10:37:05 AM

b0rg9: "Buford Patch" sounds like some type of genital grooming or something you'd look up on urbandictionary.


A Buford Patch is what you wear when trying to quit Buford.
 
2013-03-11 10:38:29 AM
NBC has just added "Club Foot & Meth Mouth" to its fall prime time time lineup.

Jack Black & Lindsay Lohan are rumored for leads.
 
2013-03-11 11:00:51 AM
GwiMexico
 
2013-03-11 11:33:21 AM
BUFORD:

www.empireonline.com
 
2013-03-11 11:34:31 AM
BUFORD:
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-11 12:51:00 PM
Here in Buford  there's a lot of scrawny women with bad teeth. I suspect the the twitchy broad down the street..
 
2013-03-11 02:05:23 PM
So, I guess nothing was going on in Dacula, huh?
 
2013-03-11 02:25:33 PM

FatherChaos: [www.ology.com image 368x259]

Wanted for questioning


Show us your teeth, Windy Wendy.
 
2013-03-11 03:08:43 PM
They found methadone in her pocket.  That's what junkies use to get off heroin.  They tend to give as much of shiat about their teeth as meth addicts do, so I can see why they just assumed her teeth look like a meth addict's teeth.
 
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