Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: People always say they never regret their decision to have kids. I think that's probably a lie they tell themselves to deal with the fact they know they're stuck with the little brat forever.
orbister: "Everybody will tell you how much work it is. Nobody will tell you how much fun it is. It's tremendous fun."
Edward Rooney Dean of Students: Burr: Take everything you know and love about the first one...Now, throw it out the window!At least that is how my second one is...That's what we've heard.../but i don't want to...
WhippingBoy: Anyone who hasn't considered drowning their children in a bathtub isn't actually a parent.
WhippingBoy: Heh... yeah... my son was 6 before his night terrors stopped. I'm still adjusting to being able to sleep through the night.When he first started sleeping through, we'd wake him up every couple of hours to make sure he was still alive.
Primitive Screwhead: My beautiful little girl sleeps 4-5 hours for one night and then turns into a screaming angry hornet, sleeping in 1-2 hour shifts for the next three nights. Rinse. Repeat.Mrs. Screwhead gets the worst of it since the short shifts also mean cluster-feeding./still very new to this parenting thing
Jim_Callahan: So... just talk to your parents and your in-laws about their issues raising you and your spouse instead of trawling the entire collective knowledge base on child rearing?
Lexx: Question, kind folk: is there a way to become a parent without basically signing up for 2+ years of sleep deprivation?
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