SockMonkeyHolocaust: It's amazing how people forget that the internet has an "off" button that is readily accessible.
Pawprint: "Lennox"?That's not a name for a human being; it's an air conditioner.
PrinceOfPersia: Lexx: Question, kind folk: is there a way to become a parent without basically signing up for 2+ years of sleep deprivation?Keep your baby well and plan its sleep properly. Treat colic properly, for God's sake, there's no need for a healthy baby to have it. Start feeding them a half-teaspoon of baby rice with their milk and sloooowly increase until they're basically on solids. Colic is intenstinal cramps because there's nothing solid in the guts to move, I'm surprised that adults have to be told this when almost all of us know what discomfort bad gas is, and how you bring it on easily with a liquid diet, high dairy, low fibre and all the other crap we expect a frigging baby to endure quietly. Don't be one of those idiots that leaves a baby with colic in the 21st century, if relieving your babies pain is not reason enough, you'll sleep because your baby can.
WhippingBoy: Have people lost the ability to "self filter"?"Hey look, something I find objectionable and that causes me stress. Perhaps I'll just ignore it and instead base my life on my own internal values".
Lexx: Question, kind folk: is there a way to become a parent without basically signing up for 2+ years of sleep deprivation?
Jim_Callahan: So... just talk to your parents and your in-laws about their issues raising you and your spouse instead of trawling the entire collective knowledge base on child rearing?
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