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(Sky.com)   How to spend five days in sunny New Zealand without being bothered. Just die at a busy intersection   (news.sky.com) divider line 18
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2013-03-11 09:56:32 AM
Let the dead rest in peace. Just not in their cars.
 
2013-03-11 09:58:40 AM
//sniff, sniff...Mmmm, yummy
 
2013-03-11 09:59:38 AM
He didn't notice that the light had changed?
 
2013-03-11 10:11:55 AM
Busy NZ intersection? How many sheep per min is that?
 
2013-03-11 10:14:06 AM
There's children on the streets using guns and knives
They're taking drugs and each other's lives
Killing each other with knives and forks
And calling each other names like dork

There's people on the street
Getting diseases from monkeys
Yeah, that's what I said
They're getting diseases from monkeys

Now, there's junkies with monkey disease
Who's touching these monkeys?
Please, leave these poor sick monkeys alone
They've got problems enough as it is

A man is lying on the street
Some punk's chopped off his head
And I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead
Turns out he's dead
 
2013-03-11 10:15:37 AM
I love this comment

FTFA:
Pullman Strong
9:34 AM on 10/3/2013
If obama gets his way, America will become like New Zealand...At least in America, maybe a State Patrol would have stopped, hoping to catch a drunk driver and give him a ticket. God Bless the family of this man! And God help America!


Hopefully, the next iteration of "Obamacare" will also provide services to the mentally ill.
 
2013-03-11 10:16:00 AM
www.thebounce.co.za

bovered?
 
2013-03-11 10:23:24 AM
I'll be in NZ on Sunday.  I'll try not to die on the side of the road.

/Getting a kick.
 
2013-03-11 10:33:34 AM
Good luck getting the smell out of that car
 
2013-03-11 10:49:19 AM

Dead for Tax Reasons: Good luck getting the smell out of that car


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2013-03-11 11:23:48 AM
The dead are timeless.
 
2013-03-11 11:47:54 AM

FARK rebel soldier: Dead for Tax Reasons: Good luck getting the smell out of that car


Yeah, they couldn't do it either
 
2013-03-11 01:02:04 PM
The stink would be unbearable, its been 24-28 deg celscius (75-86 F) here for the last 10 weeks or so, the body would be nearly cooked in the car for five days.
THe guy is black and it's south Auckland so the assumption would have been he drunk and passed out.
 
2013-03-11 01:11:59 PM
"in sunny New Zealand "

ya know how I can tell subby has either never been to NZ or out of NZ ?

Auckland is about as sunny as the pacific northwest coast of USA

// Im a kiwi, so I get a kick - and a free sheep
 
2013-03-11 02:30:34 PM
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Slartibartfaster: "in sunny New Zealand "

ya know how I can tell subby has either never been to NZ or out of NZ ?

Auckland is about as sunny as the pacific northwest coast of USA

// Im a kiwi, so I get a kick - and a free sheep


Crap beat me to it, They don't call it  Aotearoa for nothing.
 
2013-03-11 07:07:21 PM
"After that time in a hot car, it wasn't pleasant."

That would have to the the understatement of the year.
 
2013-03-11 07:39:08 PM
Well,He WAS in a passing lane.....
 
2013-03-12 12:13:33 AM
I don't see this as a big deal.  I walk past cars with people simply sitting or lying in them all the time.  I'm not going to peek in the window or knock on all of them to make sure the person isn't dead.  And that stretch of road doesn't even have footpaths.  Are we shocked people zooming by in a fraction of a section didn't notice someone reclined in a parked vehicle?

John Hopoate: THe guy is black and it's south Auckland so the assumption would have been he drunk and passed out.


Maybe if he was Pacific Islander I would go with that, but he's Indian (or Fijian Indian).  They're not really known for their public drunkenness.

/Who the hell calls Indians "black"?
 
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