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(Daily Mail)   Jennifer Love Hewitt says her breasts are worth $5 million due to recent inflation   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 84
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2013-03-11 02:11:20 AM
I've been hearing "most women wear the wrong size bra" from a lot of clothing people for a long time, but I had always assumed they were just trying to sell more bras.  But 36C?  That seems way off.  She looks so tiny, she's gotta be size 34D or something.
 
2013-03-11 02:12:17 AM
*snerk!*
 
2013-03-11 07:31:37 AM
Is it me, or does it look like her skin is being sucked in?  Like she's turning into skeletor or something?
 
2013-03-11 08:44:26 AM
I could walk around with her, holding and protecting them for $20/hr. With ot of course.
 
2013-03-11 08:57:55 AM
How much is her disgusting ass worth??

celebritiesgettingfat.com

/ITGs...come at me brah!
 
2013-03-11 08:59:00 AM
This might have mattered around 1993 or so. Now it's just a desperate ploy for attention to a series where her doling out handies won't bring in sufficient ratings.
 
2013-03-11 08:59:35 AM
Ya know...before insurance companies insure any sort of property, they do an inspect and usually take several photographs from a variety of angles that have to be kept on file with the policy.

I will volunteer for this task free of charge...
 
2013-03-11 09:00:02 AM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-03-11 09:02:12 AM
Having never seen them, I doubt they are worth anywhere close to that.  Prove me wrong.
 
2013-03-11 09:10:27 AM
My ex-girlfriend liked to tell everyone she looked like Jennifer Love-Hewitt (minus those luscious cans).  I wonder if, also like my ex, Ms. Love-Hewitt is afflicted with the crazy as well.
 
2013-03-11 09:10:46 AM
According to her the're worth $5m.

I'd hold off and see what Lloyd's has to say about them. Yeah they're nice, but to be honest,  a rack like that isn't rare, and it's a sad commentary on her self perception if she thinks that's all she's got going for her, career-wise.
 
2013-03-11 09:13:53 AM
They can be used as flirtation devices! *rimshot*

/why yes, i DID see the new Old Navy ad!
 
2013-03-11 09:15:00 AM
Does anyone actually find her face attractive?

/Yeah, yeah, you're not looking at her face/brown bag/etc.
 
2013-03-11 09:17:43 AM

Skarekrough: This might have mattered around 1993 or so. Now it's just a desperate ploy for attention to a series where her doling out handies won't bring in sufficient ratings.


Does anyone else find it amusing that a network dedicated to the empowerment of women has a show where women are essentially being whores?
 
2013-03-11 09:23:29 AM

Badgers: Does anyone actually find her face attractive?

/Yeah, yeah, you're not looking at her face/brown bag/etc.


I think you're looking for something in more of a "Joey" or "Kenneth" model.
 
2013-03-11 09:27:38 AM

Badgers: Does anyone actually find her face attractive?

/Yeah, yeah, you're not looking at her face/brown bag/etc.


Actually, I think she's cute as hell.
 
2013-03-11 09:31:14 AM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Skarekrough: This might have mattered around 1993 or so. Now it's just a desperate ploy for attention to a series where her doling out handies won't bring in sufficient ratings.

Does anyone else find it amusing that a network dedicated to the empowerment of women has a show where women are essentially being whores?


I don't know if they're being whores.

No, literally, I haven't watched.  Even the promise of a hint of her doling out a handjob isn't enough for me to bother tuning in.
 
ecl
2013-03-11 09:33:23 AM

Badgers: Does anyone actually find her face attractive?

/Yeah, yeah, you're not looking at her face/brown bag/etc.


www.fugly.com
 
2013-03-11 09:36:28 AM
duckface
 
2013-03-11 09:40:31 AM
A Jennifer Love Hewitt anagram is "Felt wet in her, no jive"
 
2013-03-11 09:46:21 AM

syrynxx: Badgers: Does anyone actually find her face attractive?

/Yeah, yeah, you're not looking at her face/brown bag/etc.

I think you're looking for something in more of a "Joey" or "Kenneth" model.


Nope. She looks like one of those with tits.
 
2013-03-11 09:47:47 AM
Jennifer Love Huge-tits
 
2013-03-11 09:48:06 AM

ecl: Badgers: Does anyone actually find her face attractive?

/Yeah, yeah, you're not looking at her face/brown bag/etc.

[www.fugly.com image 450x582]


I see you like cocks. I do not.

/Also not interested in yours
 
2013-03-11 09:49:12 AM

Skarekrough: This might have mattered around 1993 or so.


Wikipedia: Jennifer Love Hewitt (born February 21, 1979)

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-11 09:50:21 AM

grokca: I could walk around with her, holding and protecting them for $20/hr. With ot of course.


Ms. Hewitt, I'll do it on salary, therefore you wouldn't have to pay me OT.

/The Boobie Bidding Warz haz begun!
 
2013-03-11 09:52:09 AM
Someone got that before/after photoshop gif from last week?
 
2013-03-11 09:54:54 AM

braedan: Ms. Hewitt, I'll do it on salary, therefore you wouldn't have to pay me OT.


I'll do it as an independent contractor, no need to pay me benefits.
 
2013-03-11 10:01:17 AM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: braedan: Ms. Hewitt, I'll do it on salary, therefore you wouldn't have to pay me OT.

I'll do it as an independent contractor, no need to pay me benefits.


I would be willing to pay her for the privilege
 
2013-03-11 10:05:42 AM
My boobs are way nicer.
 
2013-03-11 10:21:15 AM

doczoidberg: My boobs are way nicer.


BIE?

/EIP?
 
2013-03-11 10:25:44 AM

doczoidberg: My boobs are way nicer.


Citation needed
 
2013-03-11 10:26:20 AM

doczoidberg: My boobs are way nicer.


Why not Zoidberg?
 
2013-03-11 11:04:38 AM
No, they're not.

I think it'd be interesting to try to make a real estimate of the value of a pair of boobs. Assume a 'normal' healthy pair at say, 15 or 16 (I dunno when most girls actually get them anymore) .  Assume a 'niceness' rating between 1 and 10 (not necessarily size, and subject to professional rating.You'd need to factor in :

COSTS: 

1. Free stuff - How much 'free stuff' does a gal get over the course of her life due to having her boobs. This probably should include gasoline for rides given, medical costs based on not having to open your own doors. Free meals and drinks due to courting, etc.

2. Nursing - Let's assume all women expect to have 2-3 babies and nurse for 3-12 months. Compensation should be given for both emotional bonding lost and the loss of nutrition and antibodies for the baby.

3. Emotional junk - not only do women with nice ta-tas get free stuff, they're treated nicely by ... pretty much the whole world (except jealous ugly flat broads). So Imagine that to be like the effect of a single Valium a day for the whole of one's life past 15. Add to that the fact that clothes designed to accentuate their figure are a key part of bonding and feminine identity that allows women with nice cans to have a firm emotional footing.

4. Notariety - Since some women will gain a temporary boost in attention for flashing, and this boost changes based on their boob size, we should factor this in.

5. Professional considerations - Hookers and Porn actresses, who rely on their boobs for the everyday workings of their career should get special consideration.

ADJUSTMENTS:

1. Age - Payouts need to decline with age, because young boobs are prettier than old, saggy, nipple-deformed boobs. We can call this depreciation due to wear-and-tear. For example : JLH's boobs would have been worth millions in a playboy spread at 18. Now, at her late 30s or later, they're frankly uninspiring, and worth maybe 10,000. Frankly the value of boobs over 50 is probably pretty negligible.

2.  Skin tone - really  ... I mean who doesn't think that white knockers are better than black knockers? There is an exception, of course, for those most elusive of things - big Asian boobs.
 
2013-03-11 11:10:54 AM
 
2013-03-11 11:15:32 AM
If anyone is wondering what Buti is check this out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsJsz9epsEg

I smell a new fad that I could get behind.
 
2013-03-11 11:15:36 AM
She is the Katy Perry of the 90's.
 
2013-03-11 11:20:04 AM

Rwa2play: doczoidberg: My boobs are way nicer.

BIE?

/EIP?


MyKingdomForYourHorse: doczoidberg: My boobs are way nicer.

Citation needed


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I just saved you all some time.
/You're welcome
 
2013-03-11 11:27:49 AM

Vash's Apprentice: I just saved you all some time.
/You're welcome

nobodygoeshere.com
 
2013-03-11 11:28:44 AM
$5 million?  Are they Bedazzled?
 
2013-03-11 11:33:33 AM
I want to insure my right elbow.
 
2013-03-11 11:33:45 AM

zarberg: One of her former co-stars has a nicer rack.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-11 11:34:32 AM
Her earlobes are too fat, she needs plastic surgery on them.  Would not bang.

/always must denigrate female actresses for her appearance, internet rule #79789
 
2013-03-11 11:39:45 AM
$5 million each?
 
2013-03-11 11:41:14 AM
They were worth more than that in her I Know What You Did Last Summer days.
 
2013-03-11 11:44:49 AM
Upon examination I'd be willing to give her a quote.
 
2013-03-11 11:48:20 AM
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2013-03-11 11:57:24 AM
I'd put them in good hands.
 
2013-03-11 12:02:37 PM
If you're a JLH skeptic, I implore you to watch "Heartbreakers" - even if you end up hating her more, Ray Liotta is a riot in it..

"Hey! Look! Fish!" *BANG BANG BANG*
 
2013-03-11 12:15:11 PM
I wonder if she'd let you kiss them.
Like, when you're going hot and heavy, you can't handle them now because it's a huge part of her celbrit-ism.
 
2013-03-11 12:26:43 PM

zarberg: One of her former co-stars has a nicer rack.


VENI
 
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