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(The Sun)   One way to make an international terrorist look less threatening is to replace his trademarked metal hook with a spork   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 34
    More: Obvious, Abu Hamza, Hamza, international terrorist, life imprisonments, prosthetic limbs  
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2013-03-11 11:39:55 AM  
11 votes:
Don't miss the jail gift shop
www.freedomsphoenix.com
2013-03-11 10:40:25 AM  
7 votes:
FTFA: His lawyers say he is unable to use toilets properly....

And the hook helped... how?
2013-03-11 10:44:07 AM  
6 votes:
Forcing a prisoner to type on a laptop with a spork has got to be a violation of the Geneva Conventions.
2013-03-11 10:39:21 AM  
4 votes:
His legal team are also demanding a  LAPTOP so he can work on his defence from jail.


Not just a laptop, but a LAPTOP?!


Meanwhile, prosecutors say they are only half-way through probing evidence against him.

They say they have to plough through 3,240 audio cassettes, 670 videos, 619 computer discs and 340 DVDs.

So, they're holding this guy and they haven't even figured out what to charge him with? In view of that, I think a laptop isn't unreasonable.

/of course, a  LAPTOP would be unreasonable.
2013-03-11 10:55:28 AM  
3 votes:
Why a spoon, cousin?
2013-03-11 02:03:32 PM  
2 votes:

Vodka Zombie: As an aside, you are also aware that Jews don't really use babies to make matzo, right?


To be fair, that's only because MSG is cheaper so the big Matzoh conglomerates are substituting it.  Stick to the good stuff you get at the Hasidic markets.  All-natural ingredients or nothing!
2013-03-11 12:51:09 PM  
2 votes:
I'm not sure it's correct thing to do, it might spork protests among Muslims
2013-03-11 11:37:53 AM  
2 votes:
FTFA: Hamza, who lost his hand and an eye in an explosion in Afghanistan...


This is only half true. Yes, he lost his hand in the explosion. He lost his eye shortly after getting the hook fitted when he absentmindedly went to scratch an itch on his eyelid.

/here all week.
2013-03-11 11:12:41 AM  
2 votes:
A laptop? What is wrong with just a simple tablet requiring a 10 finger gesture to unlock?
2013-03-11 11:10:25 AM  
2 votes:

timswar: Plenty of peopl can use the restroom with one hand, is this guy's other hand so weak he can't accomplish that?

I'm not sure how reasonable it is that he's allowed any implement that could potentially be a weapon. Of course, it's also unreasonable to hold him indefinitely until you figure out what to charge him with.


IIRC the guy's other hand was blown off in the same explosion which took righty and his eye.

I think he may only have used one hook however, because two hooks would look silly.
xcv
2013-03-11 11:06:36 AM  
2 votes:

Theaetetus: MaudlinMutantMollusk: FTFA: His lawyers say he is unable to use toilets properly....

And the hook helped... how?

Maybe he's got a piercing and could aim by hooking it?

/with the spork, it'll just splash everywhere.


Just attach one of those jumbo-sized Krazy Straws to his prosthetic. The plastic is relatively harmless, he can use it for foods like soup and porridge and can even pee through the loops or the straw, his choice.

And it makes his brand of crazy appear more family-friendly.
2013-03-11 10:50:52 AM  
2 votes:
What a  LATOP might look like:

www.worsetech.com

This right here though is about all we should afford this worthless turd:

serycoper.comxa.com
2013-03-11 10:49:45 AM  
2 votes:
media.tumblr.com
2013-03-11 02:24:30 PM  
1 votes:

Elegy: Fark a spork. Replace that hook with a pinky pie figurine. Shows our contempt for terrorist when he has to wave that little-pink pony around all day, and our contempt of ponies when he wipes his ass with her.


denver.mylittlefacewhen.com
2013-03-11 01:39:00 PM  
1 votes:

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: I don't mean to sound superficial, but al Qaeda could really use a couple of image consultants on staff.  Why are these guys always so ugly?  There are plenty of good looking men in the Middle East, so there's no reason why these whackjobs have to look this revolting.


Take a tip from Syria...

media.heavy.com
2013-03-11 01:13:57 PM  
1 votes:
i552.photobucket.com
He's a monster!
2013-03-11 01:11:41 PM  
1 votes:

Rufus Lee King: got the impression that eating with your left hand is considered impolite/insulting/sacrilegious among the Muslims.


I can already see it, one of Hamza's buddies says:

"Hey Abu!  Quit being so damn rude and eat with your right han......uh, er, um...my bad.  I'll just duck over to your left and stay in your blind spot."
2013-03-11 01:03:36 PM  
1 votes:
/hThis is only half true. Yes, he lost his hand in the explosion. He lost his eye shortly after getting the hook fitted when he absentmindedly went to scratch an itch on his eyelid.
here all week.


good thing he didn't have jock itch!
2013-03-11 01:02:21 PM  
1 votes:
Fark a spork. Replace that hook with a pinky pie figurine. Shows our contempt for terrorist when he has to wave that little-pink pony around all day, and our contempt of ponies when he wipes his ass with her.
2013-03-11 12:28:57 PM  
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
Tentatively approves.

/but still thinks it should be dull, you twit.
2013-03-11 12:02:39 PM  
1 votes:

Theaetetus: Not just a laptop, but a LAPTOP?!


I think that is what happens when you run Macbook through Google Translate.
2013-03-11 12:01:05 PM  
1 votes:

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: I don't mean to sound superficial, but al Qaeda could really use a couple of image consultants on staff.  Why are these guys always so ugly?  There are plenty of good looking men in the Middle East, so there's no reason why these whackjobs have to look this revolting.


2.bp.blogspot.com
"Okay."
2013-03-11 11:54:01 AM  
1 votes:
I don't mean to sound superficial, but al Qaeda could really use a couple of image consultants on staff.  Why are these guys always so ugly?  There are plenty of good looking men in the Middle East, so there's no reason why these whackjobs have to look this revolting.
2013-03-11 11:52:52 AM  
1 votes:
I know when I think "hard time using the bathroom" the idea "hey, a spork would really help out with that," leaps to mind immediately. But then again, the hook would also seem to present certain difficulties. Maybe they should outfit him with a few seashells?
2013-03-11 11:42:38 AM  
1 votes:

czetie: He lost his eye shortly after getting the hook fitted when he absentmindedly went to scratch an itch on his eyelid.


Where is the button? I want to downvote you "Disgusting/Don't want this thought."
2013-03-11 11:30:43 AM  
1 votes:
At least he can play Knifey-Spoony
www.moviefancentral.com
2013-03-11 11:08:40 AM  
1 votes:
What they should do is dress him in blue and put him in with the Bloods.
2013-03-11 11:06:34 AM  
1 votes:

hdhale: just give me the needle


Fark you, Give me an enema bag full of boiling pig grease.

Let me show you how it's done.
2013-03-11 11:03:48 AM  
1 votes:
My SPORK is tooo big

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2013-03-11 11:01:22 AM  
1 votes:

Theaetetus: His legal team are also demanding a  LAPTOP so he can work on his defence from jail.


Not just a laptop, but a LAPTOP?!


Meanwhile, prosecutors say they are only half-way through probing evidence against him.

They say they have to plough through 3,240 audio cassettes, 670 videos, 619 computer discs and 340 DVDs.

So, they're holding this guy and they haven't even figured out what to charge him with? In view of that, I think a laptop isn't unreasonable.

/of course, a  LAPTOP would be unreasonable.


Somebody should get that guy a P-p-p-powerbook!
2013-03-11 10:51:10 AM  
1 votes:

timswar: Plenty of peopl can use the restroom with one hand, is this guy's other hand so weak he can't accomplish that?

I'm not sure how reasonable it is that he's allowed any implement that could potentially be a weapon. Of course, it's also unreasonable to hold him indefinitely until you figure out what to charge him with.


Maybe we should let him go, because, you know, land of the free and shiat.

Or why don't you take your terrorist-loving ass and move to Afghanistan, you goddamned appeaser.
2013-03-11 10:44:12 AM  
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: FTFA: His lawyers say he is unable to use toilets properly....

And the hook helped... how?


It's easier to get the ring that's attached to the cork
2013-03-11 10:41:37 AM  
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: FTFA: His lawyers say he is unable to use toilets properly....

And the hook helped... how?


Maybe he's got a piercing and could aim by hooking it?

/with the spork, it'll just splash everywhere.
2013-03-11 09:38:45 AM  
1 votes:
This is the best thing I've read all morning. I love this
 
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