Vodka Zombie: As an aside, you are also aware that Jews don't really use babies to make matzo, right?
timswar: Plenty of peopl can use the restroom with one hand, is this guy's other hand so weak he can't accomplish that?I'm not sure how reasonable it is that he's allowed any implement that could potentially be a weapon. Of course, it's also unreasonable to hold him indefinitely until you figure out what to charge him with.
Theaetetus: MaudlinMutantMollusk: FTFA: His lawyers say he is unable to use toilets properly....And the hook helped... how?Maybe he's got a piercing and could aim by hooking it?/with the spork, it'll just splash everywhere.
Elegy: Fark a spork. Replace that hook with a pinky pie figurine. Shows our contempt for terrorist when he has to wave that little-pink pony around all day, and our contempt of ponies when he wipes his ass with her.
Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: I don't mean to sound superficial, but al Qaeda could really use a couple of image consultants on staff. Why are these guys always so ugly? There are plenty of good looking men in the Middle East, so there's no reason why these whackjobs have to look this revolting.
Rufus Lee King: got the impression that eating with your left hand is considered impolite/insulting/sacrilegious among the Muslims.
Theaetetus: Not just a laptop, but a LAPTOP?!
czetie: He lost his eye shortly after getting the hook fitted when he absentmindedly went to scratch an itch on his eyelid.
hdhale: just give me the needle
Theaetetus: His legal team are also demanding a LAPTOP so he can work on his defence from jail.Not just a laptop, but a LAPTOP?!Meanwhile, prosecutors say they are only half-way through probing evidence against him.They say they have to plough through 3,240 audio cassettes, 670 videos, 619 computer discs and 340 DVDs.So, they're holding this guy and they haven't even figured out what to charge him with? In view of that, I think a laptop isn't unreasonable./of course, a LAPTOP would be unreasonable.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: FTFA: His lawyers say he is unable to use toilets properly....And the hook helped... how?
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