stampylives: FullMetalPanda: timswar: Plenty of peopl can use the restroom with one hand, is this guy's other hand so weak he can't accomplish that?I'm not sure how reasonable it is that he's allowed any implement that could potentially be a weapon. Of course, it's also unreasonable to hold him indefinitely until you figure out what to charge him with.He's Muslim. It's against their religion to do anything else with the hand they wipe their ass with.i mean... i get some things go to tradition... and its not necessarily about the actual practicality... but...SOAP.and running water. we have it. use it. change the "all staff must wash hands" sign to include "and muslims," make sure the dispenser is full, and call it a farking day./like this guy has never touched anything but his ass with only hand.
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Highroller48: Vodka Zombie: As an aside, you are also aware that Jews don't really use babies to make matzo, right?To be fair, that's only because MSG is cheaper so the big Matzoh conglomerates are substituting it. Stick to the good stuff you get at the Hasidic markets. All-natural ingredients or nothing!
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