Quantum Apostrophe: 20 grain .22LR might do that.
AverageAmericanGuy: Fat people have feelings too, people. Stop being mean.
JoeCowboy: OK, so you are unaware that you're shot and you continue walking around and having a good time. Once you find out you're shot, you faint. Got it.JC
mbillips: [www.reactionface.info image 300x300]
Vegetative reproduction: We could test this with a two-point discrimination skin test. It would be good to conduct the study with repeated measures on individuals before and after significant weight gain. Anyone want to volunteer to become a fatty, get an ass tattoo (for surface area measurement), and get poked in the ass for science?
farkingismybusiness: Directly in the buttocks. Oh, yes sir. Bit him right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money because I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.
hundreddollarman: I'd post a pic of her ass, but I can't find any that are SFW.[upload.wikimedia.org image 850x1275]/Got to meet her last month.//CSB
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