OtherLittleGuy: I_C_Weener: Sybarite: Via Infinito: Is there anything that comes out of the middle east that doesn't completely suck?HummusAlgebraHummus Algebra.
Gordon Bennett: I've been quite unwell myself these past few days. Coldy/fluey/misery.So yes, I'll be pan bread soon, but at least I'll be spared the horrors the rest of you will have to witness. The diseased mobs hurling themselves at locked and barred hospital doors desperate for a cure that doesn't exist. The sight of half-decayed bodies scattered through the streets. The stench all night, every night, of corpses stacked like cordwood burning on immense pyres. The rage and the riots as panic grows to a bursting point and starving bellies lie empty. Your last, pained breath as you sit alone half-propped against a filthy wall, dying at last, alone, forgotten, one of hundreds expiring all around you each in their own personal hell.
MyKingdomForYourHorse: utsagrad123: It's too late... We're all already infectedGreat, time for me to start boning up on my sword skills
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