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(CBS Miami)   CDC: Shiat just got real   (miami.cbslocal.com ) divider line
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2013-03-11 09:34:57 AM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: utsagrad123: It's too late... We're all already infected

Great, time for me to start boning up on my sword skills


In the New World Order your boning skills will be more important than your sword skills.
 
2013-03-11 09:36:45 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: The latest reason for pants-shiatting panic is always from the Middle East, isn't it?

/Anyone else notice that?


Except when it happens in India or China

Bird flu outbreak in Bihar

Patna, March 11: More than 2,000 chickens were culled and a large quantity of eggs destroyed in Bihar's Purnea district in the last 24 hours following an outbreak of avian flu, officials said Monday.

Plague of pigs in Shanghai river raises concerns over drinking water safety

SHANGHAI (AFP) - More than 1,000 dead pigs have been found floating in Shanghai's main waterway, the Chinese city's government said Monday, as residents expressed fears over possible drinking water contamination.
 
2013-03-11 09:37:30 AM  

karnal: In the New World Order your boning skills will be more important than your sword skills.


I didn't mention what kind of sword now did I :)
 
2013-03-11 09:42:08 AM  
Viruses aren't what should be worried about right now.  We can make vaccines for them.

The real dangerous stuff is around the corner in the form of antibiotic resistant strains of common bacteria that have been happily exchanging resistance bearing strands of DNA.

Several new ones are making the rounds in nursing homes and intensive care units, and are following the same pattern where they will break out the same as MRSA did.

SARS is small potatoes compared to the carnage these other things are going to bring.

/Looking forward to our new bacterial overlords
 
2013-03-11 09:43:50 AM  
I've been quite unwell myself these past few days. Coldy/fluey/misery.

So yes, I'll be pan bread soon, but at least I'll be spared the horrors the rest of you will have to witness. The diseased mobs hurling themselves at locked and barred hospital doors desperate for a cure that doesn't exist. The sight of half-decayed bodies scattered through the streets. The stench all night, every night, of corpses stacked like cordwood burning on immense pyres. The rage and the riots as panic grows to a bursting point and starving bellies lie empty. Your last, pained breath as you sit alone half-propped against a filthy wall, dying at last, alone, forgotten, one of hundreds expiring all around you each in their own personal hell.
 
2013-03-11 09:47:49 AM  

Gordon Bennett: I've been quite unwell myself these past few days. Coldy/fluey/misery.

So yes, I'll be pan bread soon, but at least I'll be spared the horrors the rest of you will have to witness. The diseased mobs hurling themselves at locked and barred hospital doors desperate for a cure that doesn't exist. The sight of half-decayed bodies scattered through the streets. The stench all night, every night, of corpses stacked like cordwood burning on immense pyres. The rage and the riots as panic grows to a bursting point and starving bellies lie empty. Your last, pained breath as you sit alone half-propped against a filthy wall, dying at last, alone, forgotten, one of hundreds expiring all around you each in their own personal hell.


Or Tuesday as they call it in Detroit
 
2013-03-11 09:49:06 AM  
If there's one thing that playing Plague Inc on my phone has taught me it's that by the time the CDC makes an announcement it's way too late.
 
2013-03-11 09:49:12 AM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: karnal: In the New World Order your boning skills will be more important than your sword skills.

I didn't mention what kind of sword now did I :)


I assumed the Sword of Damocles
 
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