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(CBS Miami)   CDC: Shiat just got real   (miami.cbslocal.com) divider line 58
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2013-03-11 01:08:41 AM
Still just 12 sick, 8 dead but now they've pushed the button.
s3.pirillo.com
/hot like SARS
 
2013-03-11 01:19:53 AM
We're getting a visit from Capt. Trips.
 
2013-03-11 02:12:06 AM

Sgygus: We're getting a visit from Capt. Trips.


You mean tubeneck.

No one would ever call a disease Capt. Trips outside of a Stephen King novel.
 
2013-03-11 02:18:21 AM
 
2013-03-11 06:54:10 AM
Dang, two greenlights in a row, in one weekend.
I think I just used up all my lucky.
 
2013-03-11 07:04:28 AM
Have the Contaigon games taught us nothing? If you start off too deadly then it doesn't have a chance to spread before it's noticed and contained.
 
2013-03-11 07:19:06 AM
FTFA: The CDC said a worldwide total of 14 cases have been documented since April 2012

SHUT
DOWN
EVERYTHING
 
2013-03-11 07:40:15 AM
Is there anything that comes out of the middle east that doesn't completely suck?
 
2013-03-11 07:53:06 AM

Via Infinito: Is there anything that comes out of the middle east that doesn't completely suck?



Hummus
 
2013-03-11 07:59:22 AM

Sybarite: Via Infinito: Is there anything that comes out of the middle east that doesn't completely suck?


Hummus


Algebra
 
2013-03-11 08:06:45 AM
A whole 14 cases! OMG!

/yawn
 
2013-03-11 08:07:36 AM
Ooo girl your breath is harsh. Cover your mouth up like you got sars
 
2013-03-11 08:09:27 AM

Sybarite: Via Infinito: Is there anything that comes out of the middle east that doesn't completely suck?


Hummus


This.

Do you know how hard it is to find good hummus? I was working at an internship near Huntington, WV and found an amazing Middle Eastern market stocked with hummus and two insanely attractive sons working the cashier. I dated one of the sons for the family hummus recipe.

I'm not proud of what I did.
/Middle Eastern hummus trumps all other types of hummus
// the cashier didn't know how his mother made the hummus
/// I probably would have flirted with her if I thought it would have worked.
 
2013-03-11 08:09:52 AM
Bring out your dead!
 
2013-03-11 08:14:50 AM

I_C_Weener: Sybarite: Via Infinito: Is there anything that comes out of the middle east that doesn't completely suck?


Hummus

Algebra


Hummus Algebra.
 
2013-03-11 08:16:18 AM
President Madagascar, a man in the Middle East has died for no reason.
 
2013-03-11 08:17:38 AM
media.tumblr.com
Is it my time yet?
 
2013-03-11 08:19:27 AM

Via Infinito: Is there anything that comes out of the middle east that doesn't completely suck?


Persian women
 
2013-03-11 08:20:58 AM
drawception.com

Keeping a close eye on developments...
 
2013-03-11 08:22:18 AM

Via Infinito: Is there anything that comes out of the middle east that doesn't completely suck?


Persian food.  Since moving to Roanoke, VA from Ft. Lauderdale, I miss the Persian restaurants in SE Florida.
 
2013-03-11 08:23:49 AM

Via Infinito: Is there anything that comes out of the middle east that doesn't completely suck?


Persian rugs are nice.
 
2013-03-11 08:25:15 AM

OtherLittleGuy: I_C_Weener: Sybarite: Via Infinito: Is there anything that comes out of the middle east that doesn't completely suck?


Hummus

Algebra

Hummus Algebra.


y = Z dates * n insanely attractive sons + hummus recipe

solve for hummus
 
2013-03-11 08:25:42 AM
I don't see where the CDC is issueingbthe panic signal.
 
2013-03-11 08:28:46 AM

Hack Patooey: A whole 14 cases! OMG!

/yawn


So don't say anything, amirite?
 
2013-03-11 08:30:53 AM
Jesus, the comments on that article are Florida redneck comedy gold.
 
2013-03-11 08:31:40 AM
zombietacgear.com

It's too late... We're all already infected
 
2013-03-11 08:32:13 AM
media.npr.org

Are on the case.
 
2013-03-11 08:33:06 AM
I not sure which is worse, that someone thought this was interesting enough to post, or that someone thought it was interesting enough to greenlight.
 
2013-03-11 08:35:35 AM
Another year, another pandemic to wipe us all out.
 
2013-03-11 08:37:34 AM

Lost Thought 00: I don't see where the CDC is issueingbthe panic signal.


Did you just have a stroke? O_O
 
2013-03-11 08:38:39 AM

utsagrad123: [zombietacgear.com image 616x347]

It's too late... We're all already infected


Came just for this.  Not leaving disappointed.
 
2013-03-11 08:39:30 AM

Bontesla: Sybarite: Via Infinito: Is there anything that comes out of the middle east that doesn't completely suck?


Hummus

This.

Do you know how hard it is to find good hummus? I was working at an internship near Huntington, WV and found an amazing Middle Eastern market stocked with hummus and two insanely attractive sons working the cashier. I dated one of the sons for the family hummus recipe.

I'm not proud of what I did.
/Middle Eastern hummus trumps all other types of hummus
// the cashier didn't know how his mother made the hummus
/// I probably would have flirted with her if I thought it would have worked.


Make it yoself, foo!
 
2013-03-11 08:40:24 AM

Glancing Blow: I not sure which is worse, that someone thought this was interesting enough to post, or that someone thought it was interesting enough to greenlight.


They probably figured we'll all be dead in a week anyway, so what's the big deal?
 
2013-03-11 08:44:35 AM

theknuckler_33: Hack Patooey: A whole 14 cases! OMG!

/yawn

So don't say anything, amirite?


That's exactly right.  The two options are to either panic or keep completely silent. There is nothing in between.
 
2013-03-11 08:45:31 AM
Purell will make everything alright, right?
 
2013-03-11 08:45:34 AM

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Bontesla: Sybarite: Via Infinito: Is there anything that comes out of the middle east that doesn't completely suck?


Hummus

This.

Do you know how hard it is to find good hummus? I was working at an internship near Huntington, WV and found an amazing Middle Eastern market stocked with hummus and two insanely attractive sons working the cashier. I dated one of the sons for the family hummus recipe.

I'm not proud of what I did.
/Middle Eastern hummus trumps all other types of hummus
// the cashier didn't know how his mother made the hummus
/// I probably would have flirted with her if I thought it would have worked.

Make it yoself, foo!


Lemon, garlic, olive oil, salt, a lot of tahini, whirled peas.
 
2013-03-11 08:48:09 AM
What are the top 5 common household products that may or may not have SARS on them?  The answer may surprise you.  All that and weather with Skip Winkleton- tonight at 11.
 
2013-03-11 08:48:21 AM
I'm saving my panic for the penis-eating bacteria. I only have so much of it, dontchaknow.
 
2013-03-11 08:49:35 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: theknuckler_33: Hack Patooey: A whole 14 cases! OMG!

/yawn

So don't say anything, amirite?

That's exactly right.  The two options are to either panic or keep completely silent. There is nothing in between.


Correct.  Every decision and disagreement only has two polar opposite opinions. There is no such thing as a "grey area" or "moderation".  We must sensationalize and knee-jerk react to extremes!
 
2013-03-11 08:50:36 AM

Deathfrogg: Jesus, the comments on that article are Florida redneck comedy gold.


It's as it someone took a Fark Politics thread and revised it for Fox News.
 
2013-03-11 08:53:42 AM

ruta: whirled peas.


Shut up and get a haircut, hippy.
 
2013-03-11 08:58:43 AM

utsagrad123: It's too late... We're all already infected


Spoiler alert please.
 
2013-03-11 09:04:37 AM
14, 196, 38416, 1475789056, ...
Good thing it's only about 60% fatal.

/and seemingly not that virulent.
/sleep well germ-a-phobes
 
2013-03-11 09:04:45 AM

Hack Patooey: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: theknuckler_33: Hack Patooey: A whole 14 cases! OMG!

/yawn

So don't say anything, amirite?

That's exactly right.  The two options are to either panic or keep completely silent. There is nothing in between.

Correct.  Every decision and disagreement only has two polar opposite opinions. There is no such thing as a "grey area" or "moderation".  We must sensationalize and knee-jerk react to extremes!


Now you know how American Politics work.
 
2013-03-11 09:18:07 AM
The latest reason for pants-shiatting panic is always from the Middle East, isn't it?

/Anyone else notice that?
 
2013-03-11 09:19:19 AM
Oh goodie.  Now I've got another reason to obsessively wash my hands and wash my hands and wash my hands...

/Note to prepping farkers:  filter masks and iron sites just don't mix.
/Found this out while playing at the range.
/Power went out one day, but we kept shooting till smoke filled the room.
/Then donned our filters and shot some more.
/Bright flashlights, thick smoke, lasers, and loud noises. An experience I recommend.
/Also: the establishment frowns when you walk into an IHOP wearing a mask and trailing a cloud of gunpowder.
 
2013-03-11 09:21:27 AM
Let's see - 14 cases and a worldwide population of about 7,000,000,000 - so that is an incidence rate of 0.000000002%

Yes. Definitely.  We all need to panic
 
2013-03-11 09:30:17 AM

way south: /Also: the establishment frowns when you walk into an IHOP wearing a mask and trailing a cloud of gunpowder.


mememachine.viralvideochart.com
 
2013-03-11 09:31:59 AM

utsagrad123: It's too late... We're all already infected


Great, time for me to start boning up on my sword skills
 
2013-03-11 09:34:25 AM
I'm more worried about the bacterial critter from the Antarctic.  If it can survive down there, think of what it will do in a nutrient rich environment like your gut.
 
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