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(Chron)   Two Texas men arrested for having the most awesome ice cream truck ever   (chron.com) divider line 58
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2013-03-11 12:05:27 AM  
Somehow the photo got dropped.

turnerwatson.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-11 12:05:31 AM  
images.mylot.com
 
2013-03-11 12:06:52 AM  
Never ever EVER deal drugs in a rolling cliche`.
 
2013-03-11 12:12:29 AM  

wildcardjack: Never ever EVER deal drugs in a rolling cliche`.


Or always deal drugs in a rollin cliche... so crazy it might just work.
 
2013-03-11 12:26:48 AM  
less than two ounces doesn't sound all that awesome
 
2013-03-11 02:19:55 AM  

edmo: Somehow the photo got dropped.

[turnerwatson.files.wordpress.com image 685x385]



Over in one.
 
2013-03-11 02:29:46 AM  
Leafy's not how I would describe any marijuana I've seen.
 
2013-03-11 02:39:39 AM  

Elzar: wildcardjack: Never ever EVER deal drugs in a rolling cliche`.

Or always deal drugs in a rollin cliche... so crazy it might just work.


Hmmm, going for the "profiling lead to an unjustified search" defense?
 
2013-03-11 03:07:34 AM  
67-72chevytrucks.com
 
2013-03-11 05:26:41 AM  
I'm Jo-Jo the ice cream clown, we'll give you a stick, you'll give it a lick. And it'll tickle you all the way down. Ice cream, ice cream, we brought our goodies here to you! A tasty treat for while you screw!

img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-03-11 05:27:19 AM  
www.yourentertainmentcorner.com
/wanted for questioning
 
2013-03-11 05:31:54 AM  

edmo: Somehow the photo got dropped.

[turnerwatson.files.wordpress.com image 685x385]


Well, that didn't take long. Have a good night everybody. This thread's done.
 
2013-03-11 05:32:00 AM  
Puff the Magic Dragon Wagon!
 
2013-03-11 05:37:38 AM  
They knew it wasn't a real ice cream truck because it didn't have an open container of piss.
 
2013-03-11 05:37:48 AM  
The white buffalo will not sleep until Texas legalizes marijuana

-Old indian saying
 
2013-03-11 05:40:53 AM  
oi47.tinypic.com

Ib4I
 
2013-03-11 06:07:04 AM  
Sup Big Perrrm!
 
2013-03-11 06:11:14 AM  

Bslim: Sup Big Perrrm!


You mean big Wyrrm!

/Thread was over before it started
//Last one out get the lights k?
 
2013-03-11 06:29:38 AM  

SpdrJay: Puff the Magic Dragon Wagon!


You a pothead, Farker?
 
2013-03-11 06:33:20 AM  
Look everybody....the ice cream truck has marijuana. Isn't that awesome?  It's so cool for smoking weed. I'm so hip for liking weed.
/Subbysounds like a high school student
//or college freshman
 
2013-03-11 06:37:59 AM  
Having recently watched the British "Shameless", this reference occurred to me before "Nice Dreams"...

sharetv.org
 
2013-03-11 06:41:08 AM  
This is at least the third story I've seen recently about an ice cream truck slinging pot on the side. My wife was discussing this with a coworker, who told her, "Well duh! Everyone knows the ice cream man sells weed. That's where we got all ours from when I was a kid." Apparently this is just something that everybody, but my wife and I who led really sheltered lives, I guess, knows.

Now, when I hear the tinny tinkle of "Turkey in the Straw" played about 20 dB too loud as the ice cream truck slowly trolls through our neighborhood, I think to myself, "Drug dealer" and have my suspicions about why the neighborhood kids are all excited.
 
2013-03-11 06:45:19 AM  

staplermofo: Leafy's not how I would describe any marijuana I've seen.


THIS.

/Nugs.
 
2013-03-11 07:00:42 AM  
There is NOTHING new in this story.  I was buying off the side menu in the mid 1970's.
 
2013-03-11 07:03:30 AM  

bugmn99: SpdrJay: Puff the Magic Dragon Wagon!

You a pothead, Farker?


Not really.

But it's legal here now so if I get the urge.....
 
2013-03-11 07:10:31 AM  
The real surprise in the Detroit area where I used to live was when the ice cream truck actually had ice cream. I think if you'd have asked for ice cream, they'd have been completely puzzled.
 
2013-03-11 07:23:38 AM  
www.israbox.com
 
2013-03-11 07:26:48 AM  

LewDux: [oi47.tinypic.com image 579x300]

Ib4I


You all think this is funny, but I grew up in El Paso and this is the EXACT way they are.
 
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2013-03-11 07:36:13 AM  

Asa Phelps: less than two ounces doesn't sound all that awesome


On the other hand, they weren't busted for intent to distribute, so perhaps they carried the correct amount of awesome for the route they serve...
 
2013-03-11 07:38:42 AM  
Good to know "The Chron" is all over it.
 
2013-03-11 07:48:52 AM  
Hey, that truck's got a cracked windshield.
SO?
It's got Messikins in it.
I'll get the lights, you get the siren.
 
2013-03-11 07:49:18 AM  
Protip:

If you're going to be driving around with illegal narcotics, please remember to have your vehicle properly maintained and licensed.
 
2013-03-11 07:49:22 AM  

bugmn99: SpdrJay: Puff the Magic Dragon Wagon!

You a pothead, Farker?


I just need to recognize the beauty of this.
 
2013-03-11 08:04:10 AM  
ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2013-03-11 08:13:00 AM  

Asa Phelps: less than two ounces doesn't sound all that awesome


This is Texas though, so that might be enough for an execution.
 
2013-03-11 08:21:11 AM  
yogiez.webs.com
 
2013-03-11 08:24:16 AM  
deezteez.com
 
2013-03-11 08:28:35 AM  

themasterdebater: Good to know "The Chron" is all over it.


Came to say this...

img1.fark.net

How appropriate.
 
2013-03-11 08:30:17 AM  
So want to get a big box truck, paint 'International Cocaine Smugglers, Inc.' on the sides and drive around trolling.


Maybe get some Mexicans to drive it....
 
2013-03-11 08:30:17 AM  
"What would ya do-ooo-oo, for a CHRONdike bar?"
 
2013-03-11 08:35:02 AM  
Sanchez was also charged with evading arrest and detention after leading deputies on a brief chase.

Awesome, the mental images of the chase are just awesome.  Looking forward to seeing it on "worlds wildest police chases" must see tv right there.

or was he in his briefs  .  .  .  hmmmm - that puts a twist to it
 
2013-03-11 08:38:49 AM  
Saw this on ADAM-12 once.    A little girl flags down the duo to tell them that when she asked for a dime bag of popcorn from an ice cream truck they gave her pot and demanded $10.
 
2013-03-11 08:39:59 AM  

Marcintosh: Sanchez was also charged with evading arrest and detention after leading deputies on a brief chase.

Awesome, the mental images of the chase are just awesome.  Looking forward to seeing it on "worlds wildest police chases" must see tv right there.

or was he in his briefs  .  .  .  hmmmm - that puts a twist to it


Wonder if he ran through the bushes or a dirt lot...then he'd be...a dirty Sanchez (puts on sunglasses)
 
2013-03-11 08:40:59 AM  
Are we going to get a Texas tag?
 
2013-03-11 08:52:58 AM  

lumiere: [www.yourentertainmentcorner.com image 225x149]
/wanted for questioning


I just discovered that show last week and friggin' love it.
 
2013-03-11 09:21:34 AM  
They're being charged with possession under two ounces and no intent to distribute, that's a class B misdemeanor, like a speeding ticket or something.  Pretty reasonable of them given that two "plastic bowls" full of the stuff probably is significantly more than that, and the one guy wasted their time by heading off and making them chase him.
 
2013-03-11 09:25:46 AM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

/Ashamed I didn't think of the Shameless Ice Cream Truck before the Nice Dreams Truck.
 
2013-03-11 09:38:08 AM  
Well of course they knew the drivers were dealing weed, there were no complaints about the ice cream man molesting the local children in exchange for ice cream.
 
2013-03-11 10:25:20 AM  
i105.photobucket.com
/Hot
 
2013-03-11 10:37:50 AM  
The votes are in, subby.

Obvious tag, FTW
 
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