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(Foodbeast)   For those that hate drinking their Irish Car Bombs in out of a glass...here it is in Cinnamon Roll form   (foodbeast.com) divider line 36
    More: Amusing, Irish Car Bomb, Guinness, powdered sugar, brown sugar, LOVE St. Paddy, glasses, ingredients  
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2013-03-11 03:28:55 AM
Like Americans aren't fat enough already.
 
2013-03-11 03:30:21 AM
Ah..  the old Irish Car Bomb - the one thing to order when you want the bartender to know that he's dealing with a complete asshole moron.
 
2013-03-11 03:40:39 AM
What happens when an Irish car bomb goes off.

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2013-03-11 03:40:54 AM
OK, seriously, I was almost licking the screen there for a min.
 
2013-03-11 03:52:21 AM
Mmmmmmmmmmm
 
2013-03-11 04:08:04 AM
Because there is nothing funnier than the deaths and maimings of innocent men, women and children.
 
2013-03-11 04:22:04 AM
What's that smell, aw I just got a cavity!! Damn Cinnabons!


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2013-03-11 04:23:08 AM
"Because there is nothing funnier than the deaths and maimings of innocent men, women and children."  --Pert.

Some alcohol-drinks are called by offensive names.  Try a B-52 carpet-bombing or a kamikaze.

And here's a language troll:  one drink (Scotch) is actually named after a people.
 
2013-03-11 05:10:10 AM
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2013-03-11 05:11:03 AM

Jaroga: "Because there is nothing funnier than the deaths and maimings of innocent men, women and children."  --Pert.

Some alcohol-drinks are called by offensive names.  Try a B-52 carpet-bombing or a kamikaze.

And here's a language troll:  one drink (Scotch) is actually named after a people.


I know a drink called the World Trade Center.  It's a long island ice tea with coke syrup at the bottom.  You drop a mentos on the top and try to finish it before the candy "collapses" to the bottom and get debris all over a five foot radius.
 
2013-03-11 06:53:00 AM
in out of a glass? You can't be in and out at the same time.
 
2013-03-11 06:58:59 AM
Car bomb?  What's next, suicide vest?
 
2013-03-11 06:59:28 AM
Yeah....the roll looks tasty, but seriously, this is some Yank idea; nothing irish about this but the ingredients.
Ask for this in Ireland, or here in Glasgow (large ex-pat irish community dating back over century now), and you WILL get refused, and likely taken outside and given a good kicking.
Although if you're an american tourist doing it, the "stupid yank, not worth the jail" aspect may save you a beating.
 
2013-03-11 07:01:16 AM
1 pkg of branded pre-made dough is not a valid unit of measure. Please try again.
 
2013-03-11 07:17:07 AM
Ah, yes. When it's too early for you alcoholics to drink booze without being bothered by other people about it, you can scarf it down in a pastry instead and it becomes socially acceptable alcoholism! YAY!
 
2013-03-11 07:48:12 AM

ZeroCorpse: socially acceptable alcoholism


the reason fark was created
 
2013-03-11 08:02:04 AM
I'm sure these will go well with twin flaming tower burgers
 
2013-03-11 08:02:08 AM

BenJammin: Car bomb?  What's next, suicide vest?


If arabs had anything constructive to add to the alcohol world I am sure there would already be one.
 
2013-03-11 08:05:18 AM
that's too much, like, work, you know?
 
2013-03-11 08:59:19 AM
I don't care what it's called, it's a tasty drink. If you don't like calling it a Car Bomb call it something else, like a Guinness Special, or something.
 
2013-03-11 09:05:22 AM

oryx: in out of a glass? You can't be in and out at the same time.


  This
  Bad enough that subby has no editing skills but our greenlighters thought this was an acceptable use of the english language?  Must all be from Great Britain.
 
2013-03-11 09:24:41 AM
Who drinks a car bomb for the taste? I mean yeah, it DOES taste kinda like chocolate milk, but still...

I'll be impressed when they figure out how to make things like this actually get you drunk instead of reminding you of the taste... After all, thats the point of drinks like this.
 
2013-03-11 09:26:36 AM

Ohlookabutterfly: oryx: in out of a glass? You can't be in and out at the same time.

  This
  Bad enough that subby has no editing skills but our greenlighters thought this was an acceptable use of the english language?  Must all be from Great Britain.


considering the subject of the topic, I doubt it

/one man's freedom fighters and all that
 
2013-03-11 09:31:27 AM

CameraMonkey: After all, thats the point of drinks like this.


I always thought that stupid drink names were made up by marketers to sell some slow moving branded spirit.

The stupider it is, the more you remember it.
 
2013-03-11 09:35:49 AM

thisone: CameraMonkey: After all, thats the point of drinks like this.

I always thought that stupid drink names were made up by marketers to sell some slow moving branded spirit.

The stupider it is, the more you remember it.


Fireball + RumChata = Reindeer Semen.
 
2013-03-11 09:42:27 AM
A "Car Bomb" for St Patrick's day? Good grief, what do you people drink on 11th September - a Jet Fuel?
 
2013-03-11 10:18:59 AM
DNRTFA.

My fiancee has been making a cake with the same three drinks for a couple years now.  Two layers of chocolate cake made with Guinness, separated by a thin layer of chocolate ganache made with Jameson, and the whole thing covered by a medium-thin layer of buttercream* icing made with Bailey's.  We eat it very rarely, and then only a small slice a day (if that often) because zomgsugarandcalories, but she makes it often when she wants to take a dessert to some social occasion.

* the real kind, not the crap made with sugared crisco
 
2013-03-11 10:35:35 AM

thisone: CameraMonkey: After all, thats the point of drinks like this.

I always thought that stupid drink names were made up by marketers to sell some slow moving branded spirit.

The stupider it is, the more you remember it.


I was referring to drinks like this and the mind eraser (and conversely the cement mixer) that are designed to drink quickly to get drunk faster.

If anyone isnt familiar, you take a pint glass and fill it HALF full of Guinness. take a shot glass with a mix of  Baileys Irish Creme and Jameson's Whiskey.  Drop the shot glass into the pint and chug until empty. As you chug it tastes a bit like chocolate milk.

In my experience, its called an  ICB because several of these and you will think a bomb went off in your head the next morning.

/asshole bar owners will still charge you for the full pint even though its one HELL of a short pour.
 
2013-03-11 10:48:09 AM

CameraMonkey: asshole bar owners will still charge you for the full pint even though its one HELL of a short pour.


shiat

Should be charged for a half and 2 shots.

/US really needs to start serving halves.
 
2013-03-11 10:49:16 AM

thisone: Should be charged for a half and 1 shot.

/US really needs to start serving halves.


ftfm
 
2013-03-11 10:59:42 AM
Should be charged for a half and 2 shots.

/US really needs to start serving halves.


It depends. If you are in an "Irish pub" themed bar you are correct. They put a full shot of Jamesons IN the pint glass and it tastes like shiat. "Regular" bars that arent trying to be "legit" will still only serve a half pint+1 shot as the Jamesons and Baileys equal a full shot together.

Then again if you are drinking these you are most likely not going to be in the mindset to actually notice that you were shorted at the end of the evening. Not surprised they try to con the customer.
 
2013-03-11 12:10:52 PM

oryx: in out of a glass? You can't be in and out at the same time.


Schrodinger's Car Bomb.
 
2013-03-11 01:16:02 PM

liam76: BenJammin: Car bomb?  What's next, suicide vest?

If arabs had anything constructive to add to the alcohol world I am sure there would already be one.


during a business lunch, just all of us in the office, we went to this middle eastern place(afghan/etc cuisine).

so we start ordering drinks, and i tell you this office, we're a bunch of lushes but then again the boss is buying so what the hey.

it gets to me and with a deadpan poker face i ask the guy, who looked afghani himself 'can i get a car bomb?'

dead silence reigns over the table. the guy looks at me for a long level moment. i keep a totally straight/bland expression in place. he goes 'yeah.' and goes and gets the drinks.

as he walked away i don't know who started laughing first but we all quietly cracked up, a snicker here, a chuckle there, till we're all laughing. i'm the brain/geek for the company, so i get away with occasionally doing something that would be considered 'out there'. i'm also the bleak humor guy.

for what it's worth they made a fantastic car bomb. i dunno if that's commentary or what, but there you go.
 
2013-03-11 01:45:02 PM

over_and_done: DNRTFA.

My fiancee has been making a cake with the same three drinks for a couple years now.  Two layers of chocolate cake made with Guinness, separated by a thin layer of chocolate ganache made with Jameson, and the whole thing covered by a medium-thin layer of buttercream* icing made with Bailey's.  We eat it very rarely, and then only a small slice a day (if that often) because zomgsugarandcalories, but she makes it often when she wants to take a dessert to some social occasion.

* the real kind, not the crap made with sugared crisco


I make the same thing with cupcakes. So good.
 
2013-03-11 02:26:51 PM

Bartle J.: oryx: in out of a glass? You can't be in and out at the same time.

Schrodinger's Car Bomb.


   Now that is funny as hell. No wonder the cat was dead/not dead, poor thing drinking like an Irishman in there.
 
2013-03-11 06:27:00 PM
Yeah. Anotherfavorite drink is the "Brutally Raped Bleeding Half-Dead Handicapped Retarded Nun".

Another drink I recommend you order next time you're at the bar is the "Hands Up Asshole This Is A Robbery"... MMMMmmm!

Finally, if you want a drink that rocks, order a "Shot At Your Whore Mother Barkeep". Yummy! Make sure you order yours dirty.
 
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