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2013-03-10 06:34:53 PM
I think we've stumbled onto a way to make Soccer interesting.
 
2013-03-10 08:09:21 PM

TuteTibiImperes: I think we've stumbled onto a way to make Soccer interesting.


No kidding.  Gotta love the super slo-mo replays of both times it got captured.
 
2013-03-10 09:27:37 PM
Well, at least the players have a valid reason for diving to the grass in pain, now...
 
2013-03-10 09:41:28 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-10 09:45:45 PM
cache.deadspin.com
 
2013-03-10 09:59:07 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-10 09:59:33 PM
991.com
 
2013-03-10 10:00:30 PM
cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2013-03-10 10:05:26 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

What's the world coming to when weasel bites can finger on live telly, I don't know!
 
2013-03-10 10:07:10 PM
 
2013-03-10 10:07:50 PM
I'm just surprised the guy didn't fall over and roll around in pain after the weasel bit his finger.
 
2013-03-10 10:10:45 PM
I've still not been paid for that.
 
2013-03-10 10:12:27 PM
pour little animal
 
2013-03-10 10:12:34 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: I'm just surprised the guy didn't fall over and roll around in pain after the weasel bit his finger.


Probably because it was a real injury.
 
2013-03-10 10:14:35 PM
were 3 drops of blood required for the potion?

was the bitten guy atleast warned before hand?

/obscure?
 
2013-03-10 10:17:07 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: [upload.wikimedia.org image 474x473]


That's good. I like everything about this.
 
2013-03-10 10:19:58 PM
Nice marmot.
 
2013-03-10 10:31:28 PM

TuteTibiImperes: I think we've stumbled onto a way to make Soccer interesting.


You sound closeted gay.
 
2013-03-10 10:36:50 PM
That was a marten, not a weasel. A marten is about four times the size of a weasel.
 
2013-03-10 10:43:04 PM

The Bird: That was a marten, not a weasel. A marten is about four times the size of a weasel.

You sound closeted gay.

 
2013-03-10 10:44:35 PM

chopit: The Bird: That was a marten, not a weasel. A marten is about four times the size of a weasel.

You sound closeted gay.


I was gonna go with "you must be fun at parties."
 
2013-03-10 10:46:26 PM
That was awesome; too bad you couldn't see how it came back the 3rd time.
I liked hearing the crowd through the Yakety Sax.

TFA:: goalkeeper grabbed him and was impervious to the bites thanks to his gloves.

Impervious? Hardly.
I'm pretty sure the goalie got bitten, too - just look at how he throws his left arm out after grabbing the marten.
Grabbing it at the tail end and waving it around to keep the head away made probably as much of a difference as the gloves.

Goalie gloves for playing on grass are made from really, really, really soft material and trade in durability for an extra good grip.
Slide across synthetic turf with them while jumping for a ball and there'll be more padding on the floor than left on the glove.
Except for some additional, tougher material across the knuckles, a nail, a thorn or a pointy tooth will go through goalie gloves like a knife through warm butter.
But the additional thickness of the hands will have made it more difficult for those small jaws to deliver a solid bite and also made it less likely for the bite to find flesh.
 
2013-03-10 10:49:31 PM
Love the contrast in the middle there, where they are getting back to soccer, yaaawn. And then!
 
2013-03-10 10:53:34 PM
I can't score a goal, the fox and the weasel are coming.
 
2013-03-10 11:00:56 PM
 
2013-03-10 11:09:35 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Obligatory


You got any glazed donuts?
 
2013-03-10 11:12:13 PM
I like how most of the players didn't even try to catch it.

ciberido: KellyKellyKelly: Obligatory

You got any glazed donuts?


Sweetie pumpkin, do you want to join the Columbia Record Club?
 
2013-03-10 11:12:24 PM
That was almost as good as the Man U Chelsea match.

/good find subby
 
2013-03-10 11:14:49 PM
Don't talk back...
 
2013-03-10 11:17:00 PM
From TFA: "In hindsight, it was obviously foolish of me [to try and catch it]," . "Who knows what diseases the animal had. But I wanted to play the match and now I simply trust my immune system."

Lol.
 
2013-03-10 11:17:50 PM
www.hugawoozel.com
 
2013-03-10 11:20:43 PM

ciberido: KellyKellyKelly: Obligatory

You got any glazed donuts?


All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels.
 
2013-03-10 11:21:26 PM

The Bird: That was a marten, not a weasel. A marten is about four times the size of a weasel.


uhetv.com
 
2013-03-10 11:21:52 PM
I've never seen a wild weasel before.
 
2013-03-10 11:26:26 PM

relcec: I've never seen a wild weasel before.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-10 11:26:35 PM

calbert: [cache.deadspin.com image 191x260]


Damn

WordsnCollision: [991.com image 500x495]


it

jtown: Nice marmot.


all to hell!!1!!
 
2013-03-10 11:27:17 PM

WordsnCollision: [991.com image 500x495]


Came for the Zappa reference, leaving satisified.


/actually, shaking tiny fist
//beat me to it
 
2013-03-10 11:28:07 PM

JohnAnnArbor: relcec: I've never seen a wild weasel before.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 640x386]


Looks domestic--

(puts on glasses)

--ated.
 
2013-03-10 11:33:48 PM
Yeah, OK, it's all fun and games until it's YOUR flesh eaten by rodents, marsupials or lagomorphs!

THEN you'll be crying like babies and praying to whoever invented SuperGlue and duct tape, you mark my words!

farm9.staticflickr.com
//farkin' hipsters...
///get off my lawn
 
2013-03-10 11:36:37 PM
www.capsulecomputers.com.au

/approves
 
2013-03-10 11:36:53 PM
And there's always this:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-10 11:37:38 PM
lh3.ggpht.com
 
2013-03-10 11:53:36 PM
Why, in my day....

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-11 12:20:31 AM

LordOfThePings: [upload.wikimedia.org image 300x211]


I love my Doc Martens... sadly, they're starting to wear out.
 
2013-03-11 12:22:34 AM

KellyKellyKelly: Obligatory


Lol, the ad that ran before that was of a girl running across a soccer field
 
2013-03-11 12:44:06 AM

TheTurtle: Yeah, OK, it's all fun and games until it's YOUR flesh eaten by rodents, marsupials or

lagomorphs!

picturepoetry.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-11 12:50:14 AM
Poor little guy. I feel bad for him. He was scared shiatless the whole time.
 
2013-03-11 12:52:10 AM

Dayglo Brown: also


...What WAS that? It felt like mind-spiders laying eggs at an elegant tea-party, with guitar.
 
2013-03-11 12:55:41 AM
This is what you get when you tell a weasel:  "Smell my finger".
 
2013-03-11 01:11:34 AM
Unless that guy is willing to voluntarily go through the rabies shots while the animal is kept in quarantine,  likely the poor critter will have to be destroyed to be tested.

And who was the idiot, who, after that guy got himself bitten, couldn't hold onto the thing?

And why did no one kick the ball to him.  I mean, the chances that the marten would have known how to kick dribble it down field aren't great, but that would have made the video the greatest video of all time.
 
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